Can you tell me a joke that makes me want to laugh instantly?

1. The husband came home from work and saw his wife beating his son, ignoring them. I went straight to the kitchen and saw a pot of wonton cooking on the little short table, so I filled a bowl to eat.

After eating, I saw my wife still beating my son there. I couldn't stand it, so I said: Teach children not to use violence all the time, but to be reasonable! The wife said: it's a good pot of wonton, and he actually spilled a bubble of urine in it. Do you think it's irritating?

Husband immediately said: daughter-in-law, take a break and I'll hit you!

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar has spent a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."