Short and interesting Chinese (Xiehouyu, tongue twisters, jokes)

Tips for elite education: Confucius moved-the toilet was full of pole vaulting-too (shit).

Tongue twister: 800 pioneers ran to the north slope, and the artillery ran side by side to the north. The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

Joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because it was homophonic, the village chief said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.