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Has everyone seen love rat?

As the saying goes, "How can you become a child's mother without experiencing a few scum?" A woman will always meet several love rat in her life, which will make you exhausted, so come to August 18 and meet love rat!

1. Sweet talk love rat.

My mouth is like honey, praising you every day. I described you as a fairy in his mouth. When I coaxed you in the rain and fog, you found that he had other female friends behind your back. There is a photo of her in the mobile phone, a conversation record in WeChat, and a call record in the mobile phone. In the face of your doubt, he plausibly said: just an ordinary friend, there is no place for anyone except you. Then delete everything about the woman in front of you. After getting your forgiveness, love rat can't help feeling lonely again. Within ten days and a half months, you can see that he had all kinds of chats with the deleted women ~ ~ You keep asking questions? Keep him on defense? Oh, come on, he's just an cheating bitch. If you give him another chance, he will only hurt you again and again. Say goodbye to him as soon as possible ~

2. love rat who blames others.

As long as he doesn't succeed in his work, he can always find the reason: his work failed-the leader has a problem with him. Investment failure-encounter a liar. Communication failure-mistaking friends for brothers. In any case, he is the spokesman of sadness and destruction. Nothing goes smoothly, he is in the right place at the right time. It's a pity that he is full of ambition and has no chance to display it ~! Do you believe him? Pity him? Feel sorry for him? Oh, come on, love rat like him always has a hundred reasons to excuse his failure. People can't do it, and they always complain about the rough road. What's the use of such a failed man? Get out of here and don't waste your youth listening to his complaints.

3. love rat, a liar.

I was drinking with my friends in a bar, but I told you that I was talking about something with you. Traveling abroad, but asking you to work in other places. I owe a pile of debts behind my ass, but I say I lent money to my friends. The car was sold, but he told you it was repaired ... such a liar didn't even draft it. When you angrily exposed his lies, he also said that he lied because he was afraid that you would be angry if you knew the truth ~! Please, if he is really a person who thinks of you everywhere and is afraid that you will be anxious and angry, how can he have the heart to lie to you every day and treat you as a mental retardation? Silly girl, when you meet such a liar, make a clean break at once. Following such a person is definitely insulting your IQ!