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A cruel and scum short sentence
Destroy my present, and I will destroy your future.
As we all know, there is no road in the world. There are many people walking, and it is useless to have a road. way
4, communication does not mean love, unrequited love is also a kind of love in a sense.
If you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.
6. Don't use your hypocritical shell to gain sympathy from others. ...
7. When the song ends, may I ask? Who should fuck off?
Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum. Get out of here Keep leaving here. What's the use of being handsome! Do you use your face to swipe your card at the bank? Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
2. Ask for the most vicious swear words, r Your mother takes you shopping, and others ask: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey? S, you are not mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Your mother's socks! Your dad's tin foil paper head! You are not the national football team! Your father is on the national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football! What's wrong with you today, boy? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine? V were you drunk in Sanlu? W You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead ... X God created you with his creativity, and it is your courage to live in this world.
Your appearance is really pleasing ... it slows down the speed of the Internet ... Z, man, look at your IQ ... Are you from the physics department of the University of California (squatting at home)? Swearing highlights: Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death. You are shameless. Do you think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you! ? So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right? Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it? Before meeting you, I really didn't realize that I was a judge by appearances. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic! Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two ... one you watch me eat and the other I'll show you. When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "answer: bear with it if you want to be red ... we must look forward and not miss some crooked melons and bad dates. How can I know what is good?
At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.
Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent. Humans are moving in the direction of ~ silly ~ forcing ~ running all the way! I really regret that I didn't pat you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? Your mother is not too coquettish, and you won't be born so early! Don't blame me! After seeing you, I realized what your father meant when he scolded you all day that it was better to have X fever than to have you. Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. The real X-burn is better than it! Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig's brain is the cleverest. Go to sleep after eating your bag, and don't think about anything. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human! Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you. I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans like you! Huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist! If I were you, I would have wanted to kill myself. Let me give you a suggestion. Don't stay on the earth for too long. The earth does not belong to you. Very dangerous. Go home quickly! If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life! You should be glad that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, otherwise you wouldn't have grown so big! Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn. I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. Want to commit suicide, only someone advised you not to stay? In order to avoid polluting the environment, even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually, idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through and you will emigrate to Mars and leave you. Ugly, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, grenades will explode when they see you, others will fly a plane to fight Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 I won't know you until you do something good in this life. Even throwing them into the sun is not environmentally friendly. 10 times the oil concentration of the deposited raw materials, disfigured uncle McDonald, a hateful guy like you can only play shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by dogs on the roadside. Even a flower is more beautiful than you 10 times. Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive! The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! What you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you. Harm to the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants whose ancestors were humiliated, humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, sedimentary raw materials with oil concentration 10 times, disfigured uncle McDonald, hateful guy like you: spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are cool and handsome, human beings will reproduce asexually, and idiots can be your teachers. People with mental retardation can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break. You want to immigrate to Mars to leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily. Grenade will explode when it sees you, and others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. You just have the same strength as skydiving. All the places you have been to will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have been to will also become history. 18 You won't know you until you have done nothing good in your life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly. You can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog.
3. Describe the literary point of love rat's sentence, "love rat tin foil fever, love rat big waves"
I don't know if you feel this way. Recently, when I heard the word love rat, my ears almost got cocooned. From the Xu Zhian incident, we recall many cheating male stars, such as Gavin Gao, Zhang Wen and Michael Chen, and many comments bombarded love rat. Cheating, not accepting, not refusing, playing ambiguous, playing missing ... love rat's essence is to hurt girls, but scum has different ways.
We often receive a lot of related news backstage. A friend of ours said, "Dear little sister, I'm trying to say goodbye to a love rat. He is possessive. Although I am strict and often jealous, he will have an affair with many girls.
He was hurt by others. He was afraid of feelings and marriage, but he did something without moral sense and sense of responsibility. He is a very contradictory person. I'm hurt, but I feel sorry for him. This unhealthy concept of love torments me repeatedly, and I don't know what kind of mentality this person is. "
Why does love rat always hurt others? Won't they feel guilty? What are you thinking about? Treat girls, what you say is true and what you say is false.
The most malicious sentence is 1. I said, why doesn't the country use your face as a bulletproof vest?
2. Why the fuck do you like to pretend so much? Do you owe me? I really want to fan you to death!
You are a father separated from his mother, and you have raised generations of Han. You pretend to be with me, and B tears it for you.
Since it is extremely ugly, don't come out and pollute other people's eyes, just stay at home and think behind closed doors.
If you want to be a dog, don't use human nature as an excuse. I haven't treated you like a person for a long time.
6. cleavage does not mean big breasts. Everyone knows that you always like to squeeze flat breasts hard!
7. The furthest distance in the world is not that you don't know I love you when I'm in front of you, but that you don't know when you look in the mirror.
8. You are worse than Chen Shimei, one and a half Jin, one is eighty-two.
9. beginning of life is inherently good. Boil a big egg in the pot, give it to me and I'll cook it. If you don't give it to me, I'll break up.
10. If you have no capital, you still have to force it. You are a piece of shit, lying to your mother. If not, don't talk nonsense. You are a gangster, too. Are you addicted to reading too many novels? What a bitch!
1 1. I've never seen you so abnormal. Are you Thai?
12. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
13. Buy an electric baton for your own use, and your chrysanthemum will become a sunflower!
14. Free and easy is popular now, but don't take it off at everyone, it will make people think you are an alien.
15. The first necessary condition for making friends with local tyrants is that there must be a local tyrant around! The reality is that most of us have no such people around us!
16. I'm really worried about you. Don't break your waist, then you can't see anything.
17. Curse your whole family to death. You can do such shameless things and deserve to be called a bitch.
18. I'm flattered to say that you are a big man. Your fat body is very pleasing.
19. If I am not smart, how can I show that you are mentally retarded!
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