Wonderful ancient and modern couplets

Ancient and modern couplets and couplets are splendid, which is one of the traditional literary forms in China. It is not only a vivid artistic expression, but also an excellent cultural heritage, which is deeply loved by the people so far. What wonderful ancient and modern couplets are there?

Wonderful ancient and modern couplet stories 1,

There was a rich man, and his father and son each donated a Jinshi. They were so proud that they posted a couplet at the door:

Father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi. Wife, daughter-in-law, wife and daughter-in-law are all wives.

Unexpectedly, the next day, it was changed to:

Father buried, son buried, father and son buried together. Wife loses her husband, daughter-in-law loses her husband, and both wife and daughter lose their husbands.

Second,

Once upon a time, there was a rich man named Li. He feeds on fish and does many evils. People hate his guts. One Spring Festival, every household was busy putting up couplets. Not to mention the Li family. Rich Li Man wrote a couplet and posted it on both sides of the gate. Couplets are:

Father Jackie Chan, son Jackie Chan, generation after generation Jackie Chan; Parents are rich, children are rich, and generations are rich.

A poor scholar in the same village read the couplets, pondered for a while and left. Early the next morning, a large crowd of onlookers surrounded Li Caizhu's house. They talked and laughed, and everyone praised them: "Good change, good change!"

The sound outside the door alarmed the rich Li Man. He thought people were praising his couplets, so he opened the door and saw the couplets on the door. He immediately fainted on the doorstep.

It turns out that the couplet on the door of the rich Li Man was changed by that scholar:

Father deaf, son deaf, deaf from generation to generation; Father squanders money, son squanders money. Every generation has squandered money.

For this couplet, rich Li Man was ill for more than a month, and people applauded.

Third,

In winter, an old eunuch saw Ji Xiaolan wearing a fur coat and holding a fan. Feeling very funny, he said, Little Hanlin, wear winter clothes and take a summer fan. Can I read one in Chunqiu?

Ji Xiaolan listened to the southern accent of the old eunuch and said that the boss Guan Sheng was in the south and came to the north. Is that thing still there?

Fourth,

When Jie Jin was a child in the Ming Dynasty, the door faced the bamboo forest of the rich. On New Year's Eve, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets on the door:

The door of a thousand bamboos. I live in thousands of books.

When the rich man saw it, he had the bamboo cut down. Jie Jin understand its meaning, and added:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos. Thousands of books, who lives in Tibet,

The rich man was even more annoyed and ordered the bamboo to be uprooted. Jie Jin secretly smiled and added a sentence in the upper and lower parts:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos. My home is in thousands of books.

I was dumbfounded by the popularity. The story reached the ears of Xiang Ye, who ordered his family to call him for an interview. Jie Jin and Xiangfu's family came to Xiangfu's house. When they saw the main entrance closed, they stopped and said to their families, "Welcome guests. Why not open the main entrance? " The family had no choice but to tell Master Xiang again. Master Xiang thought about it, wrote a couplet with pen and ink, and handed it to his family and said, "Give it to that student."

Jie Jin took it and looked at it. It was a couplet: The puppy was too narrow to look at.

Jie Jin immediately wrote the next couplet: Dapeng spreads his wings and hates the sky.

When Master Xiang saw that it was right, he had to open the front door wide. Jie Jin entered the door and Xiang Ye welcomed him into the living room. After the two sides sat down, Xiang Ye picked up a book from the table and shook it. "I heard that you have thousands of books. Where are the books? " Jie Jin pointed to his stomach and said, "Here it is." Master Xiang asked again, "In that case, can you be right when I go out?" Xiao Jin blinked and said, "That's right!"

Look at this little guy in green. Look forward to it. His tone was so big that he felt a little funny, so he said:

The toad at the bottom of the well is green and beautiful.

Jie Jin laughed, looked at Mr Xiang in red, and said to him:

The prawns in the soup are white and red, and they bow like a bow.

Mr. Xiang wanted to laugh that he was a toad sitting in the well watching the sky, but he was ridiculed as a dead shrimp. He felt that the little guy was so heartless that he couldn't help getting angry, but he didn't get angry. He had to change the subject. It's hard for Jie Jin to say that heaven is a star on a chessboard. Who dares to play?

Jie Jin thought for a moment, and then said to him, The earth is a pipa road and a string, which one can play?

Mr Xiang was surprised to see Jie Jin's answer. Just when I couldn't find a good topic, I suddenly saw a picture of a cuckoo on a moonlit night on the wall. I didn't have time to think about it, so I blurted out a link: the mouthpiece of the moon is cold.

Jie Jin saw his messy writing, so he deliberately told a couplet: Hua Hudie dreamed of a sweet soul.

Who knows that Xiang Ye only cares about the future, regardless of the past. When he saw something wrong with other people's sentences, he immediately criticized, "How can your dreams be sweet if you don't sleep?" Jie Jin blinked again and said, "However, the rules under the moon may not be open, so there is no way to talk about it!" Hearing this, Master Xiang said, alas! I was wrong too. He asked little Jie Jin, "What do you say?"

Jie Jin said: "If you change' under the moon' to' crow on the moon'; Changing' flower' to' cordate telosma' is not' cold tongue' and' dream fragrance'? " Master Xiang wanted to applaud, but asked, "Since you already know, why did you make a mistake?"

Jie Jin smiled and said, "Because Mr. Xiang slipped first, the reason why he made a mistake was nothing more than following Mr. Xiang's footsteps and drawing a gourd ladle." I was convinced by these words, and I knew I was wrong. I feel ashamed and uneasy to think that Jie Jin's disrespect was caused by his own indiscretion. He deeply loved Jie Jin's talent, and when Jie Jin grew up, he betrothed his daughter to him.

Five,

In the Qing Dynasty, there was a couplet hanging on the West Lake Cold Spring Pavilion: When is the spring cold? Where does the peak come from?

In September, Yu Yue and his wife, a famous scholar in Qing Dynasty, went to the foot of Feilaifeng to rest and enjoy this couplet. The wife looked at it for a while and asked Yu Yue to explain. Yu Yue changed the original couplet into two words as an answer: from time to time in spring; The peak comes from nowhere.

The wife suspected that the change was not good, and immediately expressed her opinion: it is cold in spring when it is cold; The mountain peak flew out from where it was flying.

Yu Yue compared the words changed by himself and his wife and thought that "cold" and "flying" were more accurate than "yes" and "no". A few days later, Yu Yue came to Lengquange with his second daughter, Sun Xiu. Last time he explained to Sun Xiu how to add couplets to this word. Sun Xiu quickly looked at the pavilion, meditation for a long time, said slowly:

Spring cold is self-metaphor; The peak flies from the neck.

Yu Yue has always been very talented. He understood that the word "several" in the first couplet was changed to the word "Yu", which meant that Dayu was in charge of water conservancy, and after careful deliberation, it was changed to touching. As for why he changed the word "he" to "Xiang", he couldn't figure it out, so he had to ask Xiang why.

Sun Xiu said brightly, "Xiang Yu once sang,' When the mountain is pulled out, the whole world will be angry'. If he didn't pull this dangerous peak from other places, how could he fly here? " Xiu Xiu's voice just fell and Yue clapped his hands, saying it was so fast that he cheered again and again.

Wonderful ancient and modern couplet story 2 Li, referring to the surname, was born to know it;

Ma Yuan's death was fair. It is said that there is a couplet on the wall of Hanlin College in Song Dynasty, which has not been answered for many years. During the Chunhua period of the Song Dynasty, the poet Yang Yi continued to make couplets when she was a bachelor of Hanlin.

It is said that the stars are bright and bright, and you can know the weight;

Grinding big eyes and small teeth is sparse and can be subdivided into thick ones. During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, Zhong Xing and Tan, Hubei people, were outstanding in their talents. The adults of Xuetai who presided over the provincial examination jointly tested their talents and compared themselves with Bole; Zhong You's couplet is a metaphor for himself, which means that if someone pushes it, he will contribute to the country.

Freezing rain sprinkled on the window, two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west;

Chop up the guests seven times, eight times. Jiang Tao of Amin Dynasty was able to write poems correctly when he was young. A guest went out to Li Anyun: "The freezing rain sprinkled the window, two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west." The word "frozen" is "east bisection" and the word "sprinkled" is "west trisection", which is very clever. Jiang Dao said to him, "Chop the guests, seven times and eight times." The guests were full of praise. The word "cut" is just "seven" and "knife", while the word "divide" is "eight" and "knife". This couplet skillfully uses Chinese characters and is full of life interest.

Spoil humble family, lonely in poor windows; The guest officer is a palace officer, and the rich room is tolerant. In the first year of the apocalypse of the Ming Dynasty, Prime Minister Ye passed by Fuzhou and stayed at the home of Weng, the champion of the new department, to deal with Weng temporarily. This is a wonderful pair of the same side, and the radical part of each word is the same as the capital, and the meaning is smooth.

Can write seven words correctly at the age of seven;

You can read five books in five years.

In the Ming Dynasty, Wu and Ding Xunchun traveled, Wu went out to join the group, and Ding answered the group.

Six towers are heavy, seven sides and eight sides; One palm is flat, five fingers are short and three fingers are long. In the Ming Dynasty, the magistrate of Hangzhou intended to test Xu Wei and formed an alliance to order him to deal with it. Hearing this, Xu Wenchang didn't answer, but raised a hand to the magistrate and shook it. The county magistrate thought that Xu was wrong, so he asked, "Why are you wrong?" Xu Wenchang replied: "You are a mouth-to-mouth couplet, and I am a hand-to-mouth couplet. Raise your palm, which means' one palm is flat, five fingers are two short and three long'." Xu Wenchang explained this, and the county magistrate sighed, "What a genius."

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, monkeys also cut saws;

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast get out of its hoof? Jie Jin, a bachelor of Hanlin in Ming Dynasty, was brilliant and quick-thinking. At the banquet, a colleague wrote the first couplet: "Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountains, and the little monkeys dared to meet each other." Borrowing the homonym of "saw" and "sentence", he satirized and satirized Jie Jin and Jie Jin, without showing weakness, and said to him, "How can an old beast run out of his hoof when a horse is stuck in the mud?" It is also a rhetorical device of pun, which borrows the homonym of "hoof" and "title", retaliates "little monkey" with "old beast" and answers blows with blows, which is neat and reasonable.

Feng tamed, Feng tamed the five princes; There are people in Iraq, no one in Yin, and Yi Yin is alone. Feng Xun, the magistrate of the Ming Dynasty, heard that he was talented, so he went out to try, and so did Li. When Feng heard this, he knew, "This man is ambitious."

Loyalty, filial piety, courtesy and sincerity; One two three four five six seven. It is said that this couplet is related to Hong Chengchou. Hong Chengchou, the minister of the Ming Dynasty, sent such a couplet to Hong Chengchou's door. The first part lacks "shame" and the second part forgets "eight" Hong Chengchou is a shameless bastard.

Lotus seed (Reiko Kobayakawa) has a bitter heart; Pears are sour in the abdomen. According to legend, Jin Shengtan was ordered to be executed by the court for "crying grain case". Jin Shengtan made this couplet before he died. This pair of farewell to life and death, exquisite, meticulous, pun intended, rigorous confrontation.

Black is not, white is not, and neither is red and yellow. Like foxes, wolves, cats and dogs, they are neither poultry nor wild animals;

There are poems, words and Analects of Confucius. Touching things, things, north and south, although short, is a wonderful article.

One year, during the Lantern Festival, Gan Long and his officials played a guessing game, and only Ji Yun gave the answer. The game was called "guessing".

The two boats are parallel, and the speed of rowing (Lu Su) is not as fast as that of sailing (Fan Kuai); Eight tones in one, Di Qing (Di Qing) is harder than Xiaohe. It is said that this couplet was written by Ji Xiaolan. Di Qing and Xiao He are homophonic with Di Qing and Xiao He, which is also a literary skill. It's just that Xiao He, a civilian, can strategize thousands of miles away and win thousands of miles. In order to show the great role of civil servants.

There are many nobles in the same list, so let him sit tight and be lazy to talk about morality to the world;

If you have few friends, you are ashamed to climb the yellow crane again, and it is difficult to find a fairy. Shu Tiexiang and Li Hongzhang are both on the same list. During Li's tenure as governor of the two lakes, Shu's repeated visits were rejected. The title of Shuyou's Yellow Crane Tower was hung on the building wall to mock Li Hongzhang.

Zhang Zhidong; Taoranting. Minister Zhang Zhidong and Li Wentian in the late Qing Dynasty were drinking in Taoranting. Zhang is called "Taoranting" and "Zhang Zhidong". This is a heartless pair, that is, every word of the couplet is absolutely stable and must not be vague, but the meaning of the couplet is irrelevant when the whole couplet is watched. This couplet uses the name "Zhang Zhidong" to the place name "Taoranting", and the upper and lower voices are steady, while "Zhang" to "Tao" (nouns and surnames), "Zhi" to "Ran" (function words) and "Dong" to "Pavilion" (nouns) are natural and amazing.

The four rivers are the first, and the summer seasons are the second. If Mr. Wang lives in Jiangxia, who is the first is the second; Three religions and nine streams rank first, three talents rank last, and the boy is Confucian. How dare he come first and then arrive? Zhang Zhidong was transferred to the governor of Huguang, and Liang Qichao visited in Jiangxia. Zhang Zhidong's joint test beam. Liang Qichao's wit is extraordinary. With a little thinking, he came out to the end, echoing Zhang Zhidong's first and second phases, which is very wonderful.

Tourists travel all over Hexi, from north to south, which is difficult for our school to receive;

Mr. Wang lives in Hunan, and he is still inferior at heart. A tourist went to a school in Hunan to stay, and the teacher sent a resignation letter. You Shiqiao talked about the second part, comparing the teacher to Yang Wan, who is "alone in one room, with a picture on the left and a history on the right", and Sean, who has a brilliant mind. The teacher was very happy and allowed the tourists to stay.

Dry gossip, Kun gossip, 8864 hexagrams, hexagrams dry Kun has been set;

There are nine sounds of love, nine sounds of phoenix, nine sounds of 998 1, and the sound of husband and wife singing. In the Qing Dynasty, the daughter of a large family went out for courtship, and the scholar who had taken the exam continued to go out and was recruited as a husband.

Last year, there was a famine. During May, June and July, the rice was burnt and poor. You can't get credit or owe it. Although you have close relatives and distant relatives, who wants to give timely help?

At present, in the imperial examination, the articles are all harmonious, and the five classics are obtained, and the names are also fragrant. Are icing on the cake. In the Qing Dynasty, when Qian was not promoted, he was often left out by relatives and friends. Later, he was promoted, and relatives and rich people came to congratulate him. In view of this contrast, he posted a calligraphy on the door.

Wonderful ancient and modern couplet story 3 1 When Zheng Banqiao was a magistrate, one day, an old gentleman came to complain that he was teaching in a rich man's house. Originally, it was agreed that the annual salary would be eight dollars, but by the end of the year, the rich man had nothing.

Zheng said: Maybe you didn't teach well and misled people! I tested your talent first, so I pointed to the lanterns hanging in the lobby and made a couplet: four lamps, one-sided paper, shining all over the southeast and northwest. After listening to this, the old gentleman said that after one year's study, he spent a lot of money and worked hard through spring, summer, autumn and winter.

It is said that once there was a man born in the south who went to the north to be a county magistrate and often made fun of others.

One day, a poor scholar was invited to drink to show off his political morality.

During the dinner, I saw the scholar wearing a straw hat and a cotton gown, which was very shabby. He said that wearing clothes in winter, wearing a hat in summer, and being careless in spring and autumn.

Knowing that he was laughing at himself, the poor scholar got up and left. As he walked, he shouted to everyone: Born in the south, sit in the north, be a fool.

It is said that there was a man named Zhang Jixian in Qing Dynasty who was imprisoned for committing adultery. When the case-handling department read Zhang's confession, it found that it was written out of line and quite brilliant. So Zhang was questioned: last night, our hospital listened to more than three o'clock, more than three o'clock, more than five o'clock and five twenty-five. We should be happy, sad, sad, sad and happy.

Zhang immediately replied: at present, there are six hexagrams of gossip, eight hexagrams, eight hexagrams, sixty-four hexagrams, lucky ones, fierce ones, great masters, great masters and fierce ones.

The case-handling department approved on its form: forgive!

According to legend, one year, Emperor Qing Qianlong visited Jiangnan. One day, he went to a small town called Tongzhou. Suddenly thinking of Tongzhou, Hebei, he made a couplet and got it right. The couplet reads: Nantong House, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou connects the north and the south.

But none of the accompanying officials could answer.

The news reached a foot soldier. He thought of many pawn shops he had just seen, so he made a pair of couplets and gave them to Gan Long. After reading them, Gan Long was very happy and ordered a reward.

The bottom line is: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop are things.

5. Zhang Zhidong, the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi in the Qing Dynasty, was often arrogant when dealing with people.

One day, I received a letter from Liang Qichao, which read: "My foolish brother Liang Qichao bowed".

Zhang Zhidong was very angry and just delivered the book to his door. The book says: put on clothes and report to the Nine Immortals. He was rude and asked his silly brother Liang Qichao to read it. He replied: Go to Wan Li Road and study in thousands of books. The chivalrous man is proud of being a prince.

Zhang Zhidong had to go out to meet each other.

6. Jin Shengtan, a famous literary critic in Qing dynasty, met an old monk's couplet and asked him to answer it correctly. He couldn't answer it for a long time. The couplet reads: At 2: 30 in the middle of the night, Jin Shengtan was sentenced to death for crying.

When he was about to be executed, he suddenly remembered that it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, and his heart was very sad. While exploring the scenery, he suddenly remembered the couplet, and immediately called his son and told him to tell the old monk that the Mid-Autumn Festival was in August.

7. Jie Jin, a bachelor of Ming Dynasty, was brilliant since he was a child.

When I was seven years old, my father and I went to the river to take a bath. Father took off his clothes and hung them on a big tree, so he said, a thousand-year-old tree is a clothes rack.

Answer immediately: the Yangtze River is a bathtub.

One day, my father was playing a game with a friend. The friend suddenly said, the sky is a star on the chessboard. Who dares to play?

Fu Xie couldn't answer. When Jie Jin saw this, he replied on behalf of his father: If Pipa Road is the string, who can play it?

One spring, a friend asked Jie Jin to write a couplet on the theme of flowers and trees in the garden. He thought about it, and immediately wrote: Pu Ye grape leaves, herbaceous woody.

Plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

Once, a scholar showed off his talent in front of Jie Jin, saying that he had an unparalleled masterpiece. Later, he was proud of everything: the cow ran, the donkey ran but the horse, and the chicken flew but the duck flew.

Gadao: The reeds on the wall are heavy-headed and light-footed, with shallow roots, and the bamboo shoots in the mountains are thick and empty.

At a banquet, some powerful ministers were dissatisfied with Jie Jin's eloquence when he was young, and wanted to take the opportunity to humiliate and ridicule, so they made a couplet and said, "Two apes cut down trees on the mountain to see who dares to see this little monkey."

Knowing that he came from himself, Jie Jin said to himself, "Let's see how an old beast crawled out of its hoof." .

One year, Jie Jin had a couplet written on the gate to introduce himself.

My father also took the opportunity to take the exam and agreed. He wrote on the topic of Shangshujia Bamboo Forest opposite the gate: There are 1000 bamboo poles opposite the gate.

I live in thousands of books.

Shang Shu came back in a sedan chair, and when he saw it, he told his servants to chop bamboo in the middle.

Knowing this, Jie Jin added a sentence at the end of the couplet, which became: The door is as short as a thousand bamboo poles, and parents go to thousands of books.

Shangshu read it again, and then asked Tintin to dig out the bamboo roots.

As you know, adding one more word at the end of the couplet becomes: bamboo is lacking in the door, but thousands of books is at home.

When Shangshu saw it, he was deeply surprised, so he went to the door and boasted that he was young and promising and would be a pillar of the country.

8. Someone wrote a couplet to his high school classmate when he got married (this classmate is already a math teacher in a rural middle school at this time).

Make the tangent point of the center of the circle and find the new factor of bracket factorization.

Horizontal batch: X+Y=Z

9. According to legend, when Li Mengyang, a writer of the Ming Dynasty, visited Jiangxi, he found an epigenetic with the same name, so he took part in the joint entrance examination of epigenetic with Lin Xiangru, the minister of Zhao in the Warring States Period, and Sima Xiangru, a poet in the Western Han Dynasty as the topic. The names of Lin Xiangru and Sima Xiangru are similar, but they are actually different from those of later generations. Two historical figures are linked together, which means something. They also take Wei Wuji, the younger brother of the grandson of Emperor Taizong, a minister in the early Tang Dynasty, as the topic, and will say: Wei Wuji, Sun Chang Wuji, Ermowgli, I Wuji.

Although Li Mengyang felt that epigenetic was right, he felt it was beneath his dignity, so he made a pair of couplets and asked for a cup of tea. The couplet says: Du Fu is a celebrity, not Du Fu's poems in Tang Dynasty.

As soon as Li Mengyang's voice fell, the young man said to him: Mencius and Wu Shuji are Mencius of Zou Guo and Monk.

Li Mengyang connected two difficult Tibetan couplets. When he saw the young man's answers, he admired him.

It is said that the young man was later recommended.

10, according to legend, Guo Moruo went to the temple with his classmates to steal peaches when he was a child. The temple owner found the school and asked the teacher to investigate the peach thief, but no one admitted it.

The teacher sent a pair of couplets for students to answer, and said that those who could answer could be exempted from punishment. The couplet reads: I don't know who yesterday.

Guo Moruo immediately replied: I must have been there when he climbed the Bukan Palace in Guangxi.

Seeing that his answer was so neat, the teacher forgave all the students who stole peaches.