Tomato yellow joke

Sergeant: Why the fuck are you late again? Soldier: Sorry, I overslept, sir. Sergeant: What would the world be like if every soldier overslept? Soldier: There will never be a war, sir.

Wife: "Husband, do you love me?" Husband: "I love you. . . "Wife:" How much do you love me? " Husband: "I have ten dollars, and I'll give you nine." Wife: "What if you have 100 thousand?" Husband: "Then I will give you ten pieces." . . "

I heard from a friend that a tomato seed in Northeast Agricultural University was brought down from space. After careful cultivation, the agricultural university cultivated three kinds of tomatoes ... let a classmate eat two, and then ... you guessed it, he was fired.

Got acute gastroenteritis, went to the hospital, met the nurse's ex-girlfriend, and asked my buddies to queue up for registration. I saw my ex-girlfriend when I went to the bathroom, stamping my chest and dancing in the corridor. "I finally fell into my mother's hands!" I also gave a weird smile, which scared me to call my buddy to change hospitals.

At the end of the year, my wife is busy selling fruit. I got off work early that night, so I cooked dinner and waited for her to come back. She came back from buying goods by bus and just entered the house. I quickly said, let's eat first! I'll unload the car later! The wife scratched her scalp, frowned and said, Go ahead! What did you do to me?

When I was a freshman, I was fat and my food was ok. One weekend morning, my friends and I went out to surf the Internet until evening. I didn't eat breakfast, so I came out from the Internet cafe to eat grilled fish. I am really hungry. I even ate eight bowls of rice and a grilled fish. Since then, I have a new nickname, called Eight Bowls Man. ...

Hanging out with my boyfriend in the park, he secretly kissed my colleague when no one was around, and went out on a date with his boyfriend yesterday. Do we all inquire about the sweetness of yesterday after work? Colleagues complain that they know what a stupid head is! It turned out that they drove to a river. The man stopped the car and mysteriously told his colleagues that he would take you to play some comfortable and economical games and drive to the seaside. Colleagues exclaimed, are you sure you want to be here? The man took out a car brush from the trunk and handed it to his colleague, saying that washing the car on a hot day was more comfortable and saved money.