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April Fool’s Day jokes still fresh in my memory

April Fools’ Day jokes are still fresh in our memories

April Fools’ Day jokes are still fresh in our minds. When April Fools’ Day is here, we all think about playing tricks on others and making harmless jokes. In fact, jokes are also a way to enhance each other's feelings. Let's take a look at the April Fools' Day jokes that will remain fresh in your memory. I still remember the April Fool’s Day joke 1

1. People say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.

2. Your saliva has been drooling for a long time. Can you please stop it? It’s all at my feet!

3. I want to tell you a secret: ……. Today is April Fool's Day, I'm sorry, you were fooled.

4. I hate you so much, I love you so much, why did you leave me? It was all because of my fault that I accidentally lost you - my dearest money.

5. I am willing to stay by your side for the rest of my life, being your quilt in winter and your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as April 1st, the first thing I think of is you. Who said today is your holiday! < /p>

7. Someone said to me: "You are as smart as a pig." I became furious after hearing this! I know you! Such an insult! I am so sorry for the pig!

8. I said: You are a pig. It is strange that you said: I am a pig. From now on it would be weird for me to call you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help it anymore and shouted: I'm not a pig.

9. Red and sweet is a watermelon, eloquent is a courgette, croaking is a frog, and those who read information are fools. Those who just cannot speak are dumb!

10. This is a magic text message. If you insist on reading it once every night at midnight starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life! It will take effect when you see it for the 25550th time!

11. It only takes a minute to like someone. When I saw you for the first time, I knew that you are the one I want in this life. Determined person.

12. My dear, I start to miss you again. My love for you is growing tremendously every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has increased, and you can sell it at a good price!

13. Cowardice is not your nature, patience is not your destiny, silence puts you in trouble, and reserve is your heart disease. Whoever dares to disrespect you again, I will let you bite him!

14. The sky is so clear and the sun is so bright. You are standing on the blue seaside and I poke you with a small bucket. Hey, this little turtle has a pretty hard shell!

15. Stars and Moon Hanging in the sky, Chang'e flies to the moon and cares about me, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl talk about love, the Moon Matchmaker is a myth, there is a fool who doesn't speak and squints his eyes to look at the phone.

16. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will immediately become bigger and you will see things more clearly. The price is very low. Have you guessed what the product is? Haha, a magnifying glass. !Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Hey, when you see the text message, quickly take one million and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up the vote. Remember not to call the police. , remember not to be angry, haha, friend, I am teasing you! Happy April Fools' Day!

18. Audience friends, welcome to listen to the weather forecast. Starting from April 1st, thunderstorms will occur in our city. , there will be more lightning phenomena. We would like to remind you to put your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and put the mobile phone charger behind you for lightning protection! Don’t!

19. Teaching Your happy spell: An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhizhu, Ansi Zhichunzhu, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

20. Hey, I have a method that allows you to live in a good house, drive a good car, and have endless money. You don’t have to go to work and there is zero risk. I will tell you now, don’t tell others! The way is: dreaming!

21. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called indescribable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of person who will read all the text messages!

< p> 22. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violently stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid and invincible. The first day of the month is approaching, and your fool index is rising sharply, approaching the extreme standard.

April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

23. Throwing bricks to attract jade becomes a rich man; burning with desire becomes a prostitute; haste over haste becomes a madman; gold and jade are ruined on the outside and become a useless person; in the end, you wear a diving suit Practice diving on the beach and become a complete fool. Have fun with you on April Fool's Day!

24. Erguotou is half a catty at one year old. He is an expert in love at two years old. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at three years old. He cheats and steals at four years old. This person is young and promising. When I grow up, my IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on seeing it to the end. Admire! Admire!

25. To encourage others is absurd, and to deceive others is foolhardy. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!

26. I like you very much because you are very cute! You are very good, really, but I have to choose to give up on you, Because you are too noble, I am not worthy of you! You are really noble, only those rich people can get you! You are really too expensive, a piglet is sold for 250!

27 , Yesterday, I "took a deer for a horse", today I "flatter a horse", often "go it alone", occasionally "recruit troops", abandon my "childhood sweethearts", make friends with "neither donkeys nor horses", "have a different mind" at work, and "sensually and sensually" after get off work, buddy, you are awesome, simply It’s just a “blind man and a blind horse”!

28. You don’t understand the importance of learning deeply enough, but I understand it deeply. I heard that you often get distracted, daze, or doze off in class, but that’s not okay!

29. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow, and it is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, in the evening My thoughts have turned violent and my mood has continued to drop. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you. In order for me to sleep peacefully tomorrow and stop thinking about you, please return the money to me in person so that I won’t miss you so much.

30. When I am upset, you don’t disturb me; when I miss you, you kiss my ear; when I am helpless, you say hello to me; when I am happy, you dance with me; without you, I don’t know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool’s Day: cell phone. April Fool’s Day jokes are still fresh in my memory 2

1. Don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as April 1st, the first thing I think of is you. Who said today is Where is your holiday!

2. I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You raised your head and stared into my eyes, and said three words affectionately... woof woof woof...

3. In the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: You don't Do you know that I am pregnant? The man said nervously: The child is not mine!

4. Jade Emperor: Now the court in heaven is open to hear the case of Erlang Shen’s barking dog QQ Chang’e’s Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is called! Hey! Roaring Sky Dog! I’m calling you! I’m still reading text messages!

5. Three pigs were quarreling. The boss scolded: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second pig scolded: You are even more boring. He posts dirty jokes every day! But the most boring ones are the third ones who only watch and read them.

6. There was a sincere love that I didn’t cherish, and I regretted it only after losing it. If I were given another chance, I would say four words to that girl: stay away from me!

7. There is a kind of longing called dreaming, there is a kind of love called growing old together, and there is a kind of love called growing old together. Beauty is called beauty, there is a promise called forever, there is a kind of greeting called hello, piggy!

8. I want to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? A great kiss! Thank you! No no..., what I give you are the germs that I have caught a cold in the past few days! Happy April Fools' Day!

9. New uses of mobile phones: Applicable people are "young women", usage: "Mobile phone adjustment To vibrate, put it in the left and right jacket pockets alternately, dial several times. "It will take effect in ten days, breast enlargement is not negotiable!"

10. You accompany me through the streets and alleys, escorting me, and passers-by admire you. He is handsome and handsome, which makes my heart happy. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for "the dog is rewarded with two bones at night".

11. Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is cultivated is talent, what women want is a figure, and what is sent is a message He is a genius, but the person who is reading the text message is an idiot.

12. I dreamed of you last night: you were happily walking around me, I leaned down, you stretched your head happily, I took out a candy, and you were happy: woof woof woof. .

Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember !Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Today, April Fool's Day, I issue a special Fool's Order, imitate the barking of a puppy, and you will be in a wonderful mood; smile three times to the sky, and your good luck will not stop; I advise you to implement it quickly, quickly Come and travel quickly, and ask why, a fool will not obey orders, a fool will not obey orders.

15. Tea should be drunk until the aroma is strong; road should be difficult until all hardships are over; people should have deep feelings until they can still love in the next life; pig trotters should be fresh! Hey! This one is not bad for holding a cell phone.

16. Two cows are eating grass. One of them said, "There is an epidemic of mad cow disease recently. We won't be infected, right?" The other said, "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

17. Sha Monk said I have Change! Bajie said I have changed! Wukong said I have changed! Tang Monk was furious: I didn’t see a phone call from Chang on the road to the west, and all the monsters were using their phones to read text messages! Happy April Fool’s Day!

18. You Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither early nor late; whether you pass it or not, the person who fools you is there, not far or near; whether you laugh or not, the text message is here, whether it is long or not. short. Go fool others, or be fooled by others, Happy April Fool's Day!

19. I wish you a high position but little responsibility, more money and less troubles, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and have cramps in your hands after receiving your salary. If others work overtime, you get a raise!

20. Let me tell you a secret. Please look behind you first, then to the left, then to the right. Okay, okay, please don’t look around with your phone!

21. I see vicissitudes of life between your brows, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead, leeks between your lips and teeth, go and brush your teeth!

22. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun was so bright, you were standing on the blue seaside, and I poked you with a stick: Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!

23. Your power is so great that you can roam all over the world. I don’t know whether I should be sad for you or happy for you. Alas, who made you get this damn mad cow disease? There is no way.

24. "Can't put it down" means that you like it so much that you won't let go, so you should say "I can't put it down" loudly to the person you like. Try shouting it a few times and it will definitely have an effect.

25. During the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Count! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly: Count! So you reluctantly walked to the tree and hugged with trees.

26. I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands, and shook my head frequently. I really can’t believe it, how did you end up in a mental hospital!

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27. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is empty than Sun Wukong.

28. April Fool’s Day is here. I would like to say hello to you and treat you to a simple meal. I will reward you and I will not refuse. Remember the location. Outside my door, walk a hundred meters east and turn right when you see the road. Hehe, then A yellow dog just finished pooping. You’re dumbfounded! Happy April Fool’s Day!

29. If you are cheated today, it means you are popular. If you are not cheated, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie, it means you can play and you are not lying. It shows that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day to you!

30. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I want to sleep, when I want to work, when I eat. I really want to say to you: Pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

31. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest becomes a mess. Mother Pig arranges: The big pig blocks the door! The second pig blocks the window! Just watch. When the piglet arrived, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Seal the innocence, bundle the liveliness, let freedom fly, package the intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little bit of stupidity and ignorance and walk around the world. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Pink flowers, white bear shirt, jumping little steps, sweet smile.

The cutest look, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool’s Day! Happy holidays, friends!

34. I’ll give you some of the “most” outfits for April Fool’s Day: “Foolish” online outfits; food: Sauerkraut "Fool"; Music: "Fool" Ren Pier; Dance partner: Beauty "Fool"; Blessing: Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Run, run, run, get rid of Zhang San, and surpass Li Si wildly , the remaining Wang Ermazi is still sleeping in, I am carrying full blessings just to get an early start, send happy signals, blow happy bubbles, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

36. Since that encounter, my eyes have never left your side. I have been lucky enough to be your beauty. I miss you this time, and my lovesickness bursts into tears. With scattered memories and excited heart floating around, I say, today is April Fool’s Day.

37. Actually. Alas, forget it, let’s not say it anymore. Haha, does this sentence bother you? It’s given to you for free. Take advantage of today’s April Fool’s Day and tell the people around you that they will not be able to sleep at night.

38. How to quickly identify fools’ text messages: The receivers are “foolish” every year, the responders are “foolish” every month, the forwarders are “foolish” every day, and the savers are “foolish” all the time. The deleter’s worries are not “foolish”. Wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, and the fragrance you emit is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear - braised pork.

40. Three obediences and four virtues on April Fool’s Day: start with the nearest, start with the closest relationship, and start with the temper; classmates can be deceived, colleagues can be tricked, close friends can be teased, lovers can be teased have to. The April Fool’s Day joke is still fresh in my memory 3

1. I just confessed my love, let us congratulate you just now! !

2. April Fool’s Day is not a festival for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.

3. I can finally confess to the person I like. It’s April Fool’s Day anyway. Come on, duck!

4. On April Fool’s Day, the school actually asked us to go to class! The more I think about it, the more I think about it. Something's wrong, no! We can't be fooled!

5. If I disappear, will you look for me, even if you just ask, where is Yi Yang Qianxi's girlfriend?

6. On April Fool’s Day, please be a fool for a day: forget all your worries and sorrows, and occasionally be a little silly

7. April cannot be good to you, it will be good to you on the first day. Lying to you.

8. Are you in love? First prepare the betrothal gift, a manicure painting and manicure machine series. If you are not sincere, I will go with someone else.

9. Let me make it clear first: I take all April Fools’ Day jokes seriously.

10. I unilaterally announced the cancellation of this year’s April Fool’s Day. The entire year of 2021 will be quite a fool, and this day will not be missed.

11. April Fool’s Day is a day to make jokes and tell the truth.

12. I like you. If you don’t, then happy April Fools’ Day. If you do, then wish us a happy first day.

13. Today is April Fool’s Day. The teacher will definitely ask everyone to take online classes. Please do not believe or spread rumors.

14. “Are you willing to be my sun?” “I do.” “Then please guarantee 97 kilometers with me.”

15. I like you, the first sentence is false , the second sentence is also false.

16. The closest I got to five million was one afternoon when I was stuck side by side with a cash truck.

17. There are so many jokes, but all the jokes are sincere.

18. You stand in the crowd, your long hair blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is about to fall off... < /p>

19. I just saw a person who looked very much like you. I ran over like crazy. Then I remembered that you were not in this city. I slowed down and put down the bricks in my hands.

20. I can be forgiven for lying today. What’s wrong with you complimenting me?

21. Before I had time to express my feelings, April Fool’s Day passed.

22. Today is April Fool’s Day. I will accept all my confessions, take them seriously if they praise me for being handsome, and block me if they scold me. Thank you all.

23. Today is April Fool’s Day. Can you do something technical? For example, give me a hundred yuan to charge phone bills and let me guess who gave it to you. Know Apple: April Fool’s Day = It’s a lie, because: no one confessed to me on April Fool’s Day, so: everyone likes me

24. “My wife used to be very cruel to me, so I asked her to learn Sanda and Judo.” “ What about now?" "It's much better now. Bow before you hit me!"

25. I desperately look for you at night. I wait for you naked. I can't live without you in bed. , only you can make me comfortable, where are you... pajamas.

26. "You must hide yourself recently." "Why?" "Because there are pig thieves recently, and I'm afraid you will lose them."