Emotional SMS Jokes (Selected 25 Sentences)

1. Closing the left eye means teasing, closing the right eye means consent, and closing both eyes means doing whatever you like.

2. Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, the purpose is to love you forever!

3. Mom said: There is no one in this world who is worthy of your crying. The only person who is worthy of your crying will never make you cry!

4. If you like me, send me a text message. If you like me, give me a call. If you love me, just keep silent.

5. Loving you is so inexplicable, so unyielding, I know I will not be your only one in this life, but you are the love of my life!

6. Reading your message quietly, the warmth slowly grows, pervading and tolerating me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for giving me tender care.

7. Find an elegant teahouse called Yuan, place two old wicker chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look into the sky and toast! Let your thoughts drift far away with the fragrance of wine.

8. Sincerity is only exchanged for silent tears. Love is still depressing. Who can I complain to when I am infatuated? No one knows the depth of my love. Loneliness is with me. Emptiness always accompanies me on Christmas Eve. My affection is in vain.

9. Don’t pursue me, I want to tell you: "The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach. The waves in the back continue to move forward, and they will die on the beach." Give up!

10. Don’t think that online dating is real love, it only exists online. If an online relationship wants to develop into a real relationship, it ultimately needs to return to real life.

11. Among the familiar people, I can only turn a blind eye to you, but in my heart you are the whole field of vision. You are my biggest secret, the sweetness and pain that cannot be shared with others.

12. I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my feelings. A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.

13. There are many women around, all of them are aunts and sisters-in-law. There is an occasional exception, but it is also a bad date. There are too many bachelors around, and they are noisy because of hunger all day long. I wanted to say a few words of comfort, but I don’t know what to say.

14. I really want to have a wife who can cook for me. The reality is very helpless, so I still have to wait. Because of the unbearable loneliness, I fell in love several times. Who would have thought that after repeated defeats, he would be easily kicked.

15. You are my everything, do you know, you are my favorite, do you know, you are my pillar, do you know, you are the reason for my life, do you know , it was sent by mistake, do you know?

16. A newlywed couple came back from their honeymoon. A friend asked the husband: Are you happy? Sir: Hee, so happy. The friend asked his wife again: Are you happy? My wife replied: Well, it’s fun, but it’s a bit faster.

17. There was once a pure love in front of me, but I didn’t take it seriously. After losing it, I regretted it. If I meet XX again, I will tell her that I care about you. , if I have to extend the entire period, I would like ten thousand years.

18. At the dance, a man said to the girl he just met: Can you let me take you back after the dance? I promise I will never touch you or kiss you, and I will maintain the demeanor of a gentleman. The girl said angrily: Then you'd better not give it to me.

19. When I got up in the morning because I missed you, I forgot to go to the toilet; when I was riding my bike at work, I turned left instead of right because I missed you; when the car came in front of me, I didn’t hide because I missed you. As a result...I was pushing a broken car to find the toilet in heaven!

20. One day, Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet for Lü Bu, Li Ru and other confidants, with Diao Chan as his companion. To test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo ordered Diao Chan to paint her breasts black. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. After the candle came back on, everyone's hands were black, but only his hands were clean. Zhuo Sui rewarded Bu, who laughed loudly, showing his black teeth!

21. A woman was urinating in the toilet. A drunk man accidentally entered after drinking. Hearing the sound of urine, he quickly said: Stop it, I really don’t drink anymore! The woman was so frightened that she didn’t dare to urinate any more, so she couldn’t hold it in and farted. The drunkard said: Damn it! Why did you open another bottle?

22. Dad educates his children: When you see a person with a beard, you should call him uncle, and if you see a person with long breasts, call him aunt! Later, the child got married. On the wedding night, he looked at his daughter-in-law's upper body aunt and lower body uncle and was at a loss. Suddenly, he heard his father shouting outside the window: "Grab auntie, uncle!"

23. Mom, I found that he loves me very much. "How did you know?" “Every time he hugged me, I heard his heart pounding.

"Silly daughter." Be careful, your father was the one who deceived me by hiding a pocket watch. "

24. The husband and his wife had a quarrel. When they came home, the wife was livid. The husband went to play with the cat. The wife yelled: "What are you doing with that pig? The husband said in surprise: "This is a cat, not a pig." The wife took over again: "I'm talking to the cat, why do you want to interrupt me?" ”

25. A man and a woman were divorced, but they often kept in touch. One day, the man accidentally broke his arm and had difficulty moving, so he asked his ex-wife to help him take a bath, and the ex-wife agreed. When she helped When he took off his clothes and started washing, she noticed something strange about her ex-husband’s body. She didn’t expect that this little guy could still recognize me after being separated for so long.