Humorous and funny classic quotations

humorous classic quotations

humorous classic quotations, we will come into contact with many interesting sentences in our life. There are various types of sentences, and different types of sentences have different functions. Funny copywriting sentences can make people feel happy. Here are some humorous classic quotations. 1

1. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

2. Chop the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks and lightning.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

4. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

5. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

6. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf.

7. I'm not RMB, so how can everyone like me?

8. Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells?

9. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

1. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live today are the most practical.

11. The road to success is always under construction.

12. I sincerely want to make money into my hobby.

13. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

14. A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

15. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men can live lowly for their ideals.

16. There are always a few mistakes in the long road of life.

17. I want the whole world to know that I keep a low profile.

18. I want to grow old with you if I am not careful.

19. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

2. Wearing cheap goods and Wenzhou shoes, the whole body does not exceed that of 2 yuan. Only the bag in hand is regarded as a high-grade leather bag, because its English name is Gaojipibao.

21. Besides teeth, there is love.

22, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts and leave with a joke.

23. Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

24. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We make ghosts and gods too embarrassed.

25. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me.

26. I envy you for knowing me so young.

27. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no variety of customs because of sadness.

28. Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

29. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

3. The most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses that opened in our window today.

31. I came quietly and walked quietly, waving a dagger, leaving no one alive.

32. When is the bright moon, I look up.

33. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

34. When the road is rough, they shout and move on.

35. There is no windtight wall and no beam that can't be hanged.

36. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, and collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

37. Hold your hand and drag it away! If you don't leave, you will continue to drag away if you are dizzy!

38. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs are not extinct as usual!

39. Parents fool their children into calling for education; Children fool their parents and call them cheating; Fooling each other is called the generation gap. Humorous and funny classic quotations 2

1. Excuse me, Miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and erotic heart.

2, money, how many people who love each other can't be together, money, how many people who don't want to love sleep together.

3, winter vacation homework is: you write for a month, the teacher writes a reading.

4. Men beg you to give some strength, of course, to earn money and give some strength. Where do you want to go?

5. I love you, how many times have I said it, and how many people have changed.

6. An era of promiscuity without love.

7. Are you Cosmetic Contact Lenses? Why should I put you in my eyes?

8. If the clown cries on the stage, do you think he is funny?

9. When two people quarrel, the person who says sorry first does not admit defeat, but forgives. He just cherishes this feeling more than the other party.

1. After all, the love that never breaks up is just a song.

11. I hate that a man is kind to many women at the same time.

12. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

13. It's mine. Don't move. It's not mine. You put it there, too.

14. What you can't see through is the glint in your pupils.

15. What you can't guess is the smile on your lips.

16. Don't envy others for being better than you. They pretend.

17. I tried hard for more than two years and didn't warm you, but she occupied your whole heart in less than half a year.

18. You look very low-key. How can you be so ostentatious when you are alive?

19. In these days, there can't be a love that won't break up if you don't hurt your hands.

2. It's not up to your parents to be beautiful, but to live beautifully is the real skill.

21. If there is a next life, I must be your heart. Because if I don't jump, you will die!

22. Don't be crazy with me now, you may never know who will be brilliant in the future!

23. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour and bitter-but you just like coquettish.

24. Every couple was a fool before falling in love, but they all became poets after being dumped.

25. One day, love meets friendship and asks it, "What's your use?" Friendship replied, "to wipe away the tears you shed."

25, don't be optimistic like a fart, think you can shake the world.

27. Kick you. Every day is Valentine's Day.

28. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space, and in less than two seconds, he died with a bang.

29. If I die, my first sentence is: I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.

3. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can stop kicking him in return?

31. Today, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day, and I said, skip it.

32, the most intense quarrel is only one minute! And what you said in that minute is something you can't make up for in a hundred minutes.

33. Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

34. Friendship, what a warm word. But there are so many true and false, prevention or not.

35. I have seen thousands of people, like your hair. Like your eyes, but not your face.

36. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po were lovers? One is in love. One broke the world of mortals.

37. I am very simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

38. I often tell myself that when I am wronged, tears should be swallowed in my stomach. Tears are for myself, not for others.

39. What is a blue face? Su Peisheng is the blue face of pity.

4. Happy break-up. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me. Humor and funny classic quotations 3

1. You are nice, but a little ugly.

2. I miss you wildly at night, but I'm depressed but I don't forget you.

3. If life betrays me, I hope it is by the weight.

4. Sharpening the knife does not mistake the woodcutter, and he is working after finishing junior high school.

5. You look thin only when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.

6. Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

7. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

8. My daughter is incompetent and can only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

9. You think you're great because you're big, and dinosaurs are still big, so they're not extinct.

1. It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

11. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash, which is non-negotiable.

12. The road to success is always under construction.

13. The last bus of happiness is not missed, but it can't be squeezed.

it doesn't matter if you like waves, as long as you don't drown.

15. There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, and only the new ones look the best!

16. Salted fish will turn over one day, but it is still salted fish after turning over.

17. I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!

18. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. There are countless heartless people.

19. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!

2. Being poor is not terrible. What is terrible is that I am the poor person. It's not terrible that the poor people are me. What's terrible is that only I am poor.

21. Don't wait for opportunities, but create opportunities; There is no innate confidence, only constantly cultivated confidence. There is only one way to choose-that is the way to give up; There is only one way to refuse-that is the road to growth. Attitude determines height, and height determines fate. Be hard on yourself, be hard again, because if you want more than others, you must pay more than others.

22. If one day I blacken you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

23. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty. The only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream. Nothing can be achieved without hands-on. Although the world is cruel, as long as you are willing to go, there will always be a way!

24, time will not dilute the pain, time will only make people get used to it.

25. Those who look good are called foodies, and those who don't look good are called fools!

26. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It is so principled that you can't hate a man with vision.

27. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you in the backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.

28. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who dislike you.

29. It's not that there is no water in the well, but that the digging is not deep enough.

3. Although you are not very good-looking, the world can't do without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

31. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.

32. It's foolish to get up late and ruin the morning, so it's better not to get up early!

33. Efforts to reject social rules are all futile.

34, the sky is grey and the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

35. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you to eternity.