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My idol G-Dragon wrote 750 words.
Because he is Korean, he is called bonzi.
Although he is not from China, he loves China very much. He didn't learn Chinese when he came to China for a concert.
Zhilong said at the press conference that it's nice to meet you, a descendant of the dragon. And China and South Korea have always been friendly, okay?
You say we are traitors, then why do you like Uncle Bird's Jiangnan style so much? Why do you want to pursue hanbok and Korean hairstyle?
You think he's a pussy
You said he was dressed in colorful clothes, and his hair and jewelry were beautifully dressed. I really don't want to hurt you, but I have to tell you something.
That's fashion, okay? Ranked third with nine votes among the top ten most fashionable celebrities in Korea.
There are only three artists for ten people, ranking first among artists, okay?
Is a fashion trendsetter, okay? Is it better for every Korean artist to dare? As long as he wears old ones. It will soon become a trend, okay?
Don't comment on your old ideas, ok? If you are not satisfied, you can comment on it or something. If you are not satisfied, you can try the style you have worn.
People imitate. Say what you can. Zhilong changes at least 30 hairstyles a year. Dye your hair every half month. We are also very upset about this.
Yao, but in fact, people are beautiful and charming no matter how they change. Zhilong has a nice forehead. Exquisite facial features. Good face standard. Wearing a formal suit is very handsome. Wearing casual clothes is very green.
Spring. It's cute to wear hip hop. You are not a coward. Why doesn't anyone want you? Zhilong global limited edition jewelry bags and clothes can't fit in two rooms.
It's disgusting that you say he has no muscles, is not tall, and pouts and pretends to be cute. You're not disgusting, okay? That's called being handsome and cute, okay?
Otherwise, you can pretend to be cute and see if you have been rejected. You think muscular men are more like men, so I'm sorry that we girls treated Stallone like that.
I really hate it. Wearing clothes is ugly. Ok, we think the muscles are a little more standard, ok? We just want something like Zhilong. 178 is very standard
Well, you are so strong and tall that you go to the park to live with gorillas. He is not tall. But it is more suitable for him to coquetry. He is not strong. So we can
Control your clothes as you please. He is not perfect. Because someone tried to wear him out.
You said Zhilong had no strength. Including bigbang group.
Babies. How ignorant you are.
Did you know that Zhilong left his parents at the age of six?
Did you know that rap was very good when he was in elementary school?
You know, President Yang of the biggest rap company took a fancy to his potential when he was very young.
Did you know that he debuted as a children's group at the age of thirteen?
Do you know that he worked in SM Company for two years? Worked as an intern in YG for six years.
Do you know how much attention he received in Korea when he was a teenager?
Do you know how hard he works, how stubborn he is, and how he pursues perfection?
Do you know that when YG's light goes out, only the light in his studio is still on?
Do you know that he is the highest-paid idol in Korea?
Do you know that his group bigbang is famous all over the world? Do you know how hard it is for him to be a captain?
Did you know that he became the producer of the company on 19? Write a lie that swept Korea overnight, and write a person day by day in the blink of an eye.
Do you know that he is a songwriter, composer and producer of bigbang songs?
Do you know that his concerts have been held all over the world? It's hard to get a ticket once an invoice is issued.
Do you know how many vip stars there are in the world? How many famous stars praised them.
Do you know that this child works hard?
Do you know that he is one of the top ten composers in Korea?
Do you know that bigbang has occupied all the awards in Korea since its debut? Some people say that most Korean groups rely on their faces to eat. Yes I admit it. have much/many
But bigbang is not good. You didn't see them writing songs and practicing dancing all night.
Do you know that bigbang made his debut because several members were ridiculed for their bad image? Is this called eating by your face?
Do you know that their new album sold more than 40 million copies a day?
Do you know that they turned other people's idols into their own fans?
Do you know that bigbang has been popular since 2006? It's getting better every year. TVXQ! senior three, not to be outdone. sj .
Do you know that bigbang is the most recognized Asian group in the world? The group that won the most awards at the annual Asian Music Festival.
They are the only Asian group to board EMA. They are a group that makes people afraid to release their albums on the same day.
Why do you say his efforts are useless? He has today's achievements, the sadness and hard work behind it. It goes without saying.
Zhilong bowed 90 degrees before and after the stage. No pride. Hard-working and polite. How about a child?
You said that Captain bigbang Zhilong was taking drugs. Not performing well.
I really don't want to push these bad memories forward. Zhilong attended the cocktail party after a concert in Japan. Zhilong took it when he went to the toilet.
A Japanese male fan's cigarette. Zhilong used to smoke. And I have smoked many times in public. He is honest about it and has nothing to hide. Take it.
I took a sip and threw it away when I found it tasted wrong. Then he returned to China. Later, the investigation by the police also revealed traces. Then it will start on May 6th.
There is a message. Then it broke the news. I screwed up. Zhilong has publicly apologized many times. Please forgive me. He said; I really hate it.
What? I cried my eyes out. I am so distressed. Many fans gave him up because of the scandal. YG shares fell by 40,000 shares.
A lot. Close at more than ten thousand. You have to bear so many grievances and setbacks at a young age. How hard it was for him during that time. How hard it is, you know. You are evil.
He felt that he was worthy of his conscience when he was seriously injured, didn't he? Ignorant people are innocent. Have you ever heard of it? If it were you, you would feel bad.
You said that the fact that Zhilong's solo album "Heartbreaker" copied Fiorida's "Right Wheel" has been clarified. During the plagiarism, the party Fio Rida came forward to clarify for Zhilong, and there was no such thing. I sang this song with Zhilong.
A song. The album was originally scheduled to be released in April. Because this matter has been postponed. Zhilong suffered from similar depression at that time. But then,
As soon as it went online, it swept the major rankings. At the end of the year, he also won the album award, one of the three awards of the MAMA Awards Ceremony. He finally carried the stream.
Gossip. Long time no see. But it still hurts to think of it.
You said Zhilong plastic surgery
So one mouth talks a lot every day. Go to Baidu to see the photos of Zhilong when he was a child. As good as now. Let's meet, shall we
How exciting it is to do those untrue things. Although there are many people who are red. This is a good thing. But we really think your behavior is ridiculous. Zhilong
The way you drag is charming. It's charming when the weather is cold and bad. It's charming to smile. It's also charming when you sell cute. It's charming at any time. He was caught.
Won the hearts of millions of girls and boys. It doesn't matter if you don't like it You are not satisfied with him, and he is still living a wonderful life. We still love him. I advise you to save it.
Strength. Have time to go to Baidu and see how brilliant and wonderful Zhilong information is.
Don't envy and hate Zhilong. It is so popular. This is all our vip. It is all over Asia. Zhilong doesn't have to do anything every year.
The fixed copyright fee is several million, and the luxury house is more than 9 million. A white Bentley and Land Rover. You know how much it costs. I bought a set for my parents
Holiday villa. Designing by yourself is very expensive. This is not showing off wealth. Zhilong himself has never publicly admitted that it's just my vanity, okay?
This is also called strength. Don't say sour grapes unless you can eat them. Zhilong is a Korean idol star.
The person who enters the most. He wrote 130 songs. The copyright fee is RMB 5 million a year. The advertising fee is 60 million RMB. Minimum annual income 1 100 million
52.6 million. Not counting the company renewal fee. And the only Korean artist with a black card. Do you know the concept of black card?
Top 0.05% people make ultra-luxury credit cards. Annual fee1100,000. The number of members is limited to 9999.
The names of the people I love are G-Dragon and Dragan. It's called GD cock-calling. Call power evil. He is my power world.
Don't respect Zhilong's black powder. Naturally, our vip will not respect you. A VIP family in the world. Don't even die of black powder.
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