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Girlfriend dysmenorrhea, how to comfort?
1, huh? How's it going so far? Does it hurt? Be sure to keep warm these days. Do not freeze it. You can't eat cold food or spicy food. Oh, be good ~ I'll get you some brown sugar water later.
From now on, don't eat cold food, wear tight clothes for me, take care of yourself, and don't get sick without my permission, do you hear?
3, girls are really hard, it is not easy to come to my period every month.
4, pay attention to keep warm, don't eat cold and spicy, it will cause dysmenorrhea.
5. Shall I send you a cup of hot water?
Dear, I will always accompany you when you have your period. If I can take the place, I am willing to bear the pain for you.
On this special day, I promise you anything you say.
8. I feel sorry for you. Let me tell you a joke to relax.
I bought you hot porridge. Open the door.
10, I feel sorry for you. Let me rub it for you.
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