Children's jokes

1. My baby is a girl. There are many people at home during the Spring Festival, so it is inconvenient to go to the toilet. So I held the baby and helped her pee at the door. As a result, the broken child told me: mom ... I don't need your support when I grow up and have a little penis.

My colleague's daughter is a little beauty embryo. When she comes back from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Beauty, did anyone call you that today?" The little girl sighed: "I guess they see me too much, so they think I'm not beautiful."

My son came back from school and asked me, "Mom, where did I come from?" I don't think this question is easy to answer, but I should take this opportunity to educate my children, taking cats and dogs as examples, and seriously talk about the reproductive process. After listening to this, the son said in a daze, "How did this happen? My deskmate said that he is from Shanxi! "

4, a colleague has a pair of twin sons, very similar. Once, she took her son out to play, met good friends, and took him out to play. As a result, her friend's son asked, Mom, which of them is true ... Her mother explained that he was watching Journey to the West recently.

Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang your ancestor?" Mother said, "Because' ancestor' is the name of the deceased." Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"