Joke pressure

The nanny's voice is very loud. The host told her that all the people who came here tonight are important people, so be sure to keep your voice down. After dinner, the host plays cards with the guests. After cleaning up, the little babysitter wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned into her master's ear and whispered, "Then I'll go to bed first."

02. If the girl doesn't answer, it's all wet. Go to bed when you see a girl and do justice for heaven. Chest height, the more you touch it, the more coquettish it becomes. Small and thin, with stunts. Small and infinite. Your ass is up. You must finish it.

03. The young couple had sex for one night. After that, my husband went to the bathroom to clean and wipe carefully, and my wife asked why it took so long. Husband said: the sniper rifle should be maintained when it is used up. My brother's name is Liu Shun. ...

The man chased the bus until he got home, but he didn't catch up. After coming back, he told his wife that he missed the bus, but he also exercised and earned 1 yuan. His wife was angry at that time and called you stupid. Go after a taxi and earn at least a starting price.

05. The unit organized a physical examination, and the nurse said that the leader's heart rate had been abnormal, so the chief physician should review it. After the re-examination, the director kindly said to the nurse: buttoning the chest can improve work efficiency in the future.

06. Have dinner with upper-middle class families. My husband is more interested in stock trading at home, saying that he has "fried well" in the past two or three months. The son-in-law works in the financial field and modestly calls himself "making some bubble money". Mother-in-law said firmly: "The more bubbles, the better!"

07. I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. She got married after graduation, and my husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was breast-feeding, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, put my hand on her boobs, and then told her doll, call uncle, don't shout, don't eat!

08. What is a spoiler? A friend named Luo did better. He changed his MSN name to "Dumbledore is dead" and then kept going online and offline. So everyone-including those unfortunate people who don't want to be spoiled at all-sadly looked at the MSN prompt window on the screen and repeatedly prompted "Your friend' Dumbledore is dead' is online ..."