Where can I find interesting jokes?

1. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosted already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

I am glad that there are many people here. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay.

Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

3. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

4. The traditional crosstalk left by the old man always has more than 1000 paragraphs. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

5. On a frosty night, Jiang Feng sleeps in the fire. You have to buy a ticket to enter Hanshan Temple outside Gusu. ...

6. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin and the sun sets. Heartbroken people are in the hospital, and ... they don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

7. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ...

8. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule at the expense of others, being honest and fair, and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

9. Then everyone can eat, and everyone is like pancakes all day long. It's ok to roll steamed bread with rice. It's made of porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, slip two Jin of cakes and get ready to drink. ...

10. A steak, no beef, I love onions, put more onions!

1 1. I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. Here we go. I thought it was a carburetor.

It's dirty I won't know until I check. I lost my pedal. ...

12. Listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Anyway, it's okay to sit with the G8 and swear! Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " ..... regardless of the law, I would have killed him! Can't understand foreign language crosstalk ...

13. Tongxian County is an inalienable part of our territory.

14. One yuan has six grenades. I'll throw you one hundred yuan first.

15. "Your name is Yu Yu ..."

"Yu Qian!"

Oh, yes! Sorry, I don't really look at the rule of law. "

16. Corporal James, American five-star general.

17. Nothing can stop his door, nothing can stop his lock, only the security lock of the bank. He can pry it open with celery.

18. President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui.

19. Know the woman on the kang and the shoes on the kang.

Scientists know martial arts, and hooligans can't stop them.

2 1. You haven't seen my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

22. Take out a golden pen, which is dazzling, cold and scary.

23. This plane is also diesel.

24. "Excuse me, Grandpa, how can I get to America?"

"Ask the village chief!"

"He doesn't know the way. From a botanical point of view, he doesn't know the way."

25. There are always more than 1000 paragraphs in the traditional cross talk left by the old man. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

26. The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

27.20 people, men and women, stood in front of the White House with all their bags ready-reporter! I have to be careful what I say. I don't want to be caught by them and embarrass China people. Next, the gang came over: "Master, would you like a plate?

"sell! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery in the White House with a banner: Everyone is responsible for family planning.

29. Following the teacher's instruction, whenever I hear your righteous words, I feel infinite emotion in my heart, hoping to find an evil force to die with him.

30. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.

3 1. If two kinds of feelings depend on each other, it is pork and pork.

33. The house we live in is full of holes. When it rains, it will kill us. It's raining outside, and it's raining outside. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the street. ...

34. You have a good physique. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

36. Now is the long-awaited advertising time.

37. Don't you want to drink good tea? Our shoe store specializes in Yunguicha. ...

39. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, they asked me for inside information. ...

40. There are no tickets available at the railway station. Thanks to my girlfriend, I found a policeman and asked, "Do you know where the ticket scalper is?" The policeman was so happy: "I'm looking for it, too!" "

4 1. Dear child, I haven't been back for a long time. Our family has moved. I won't tell you where it is. Guess!

42. It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the buttons and put them in my pocket.

43. There is a lovely dog named Tibetan Mastiff. ...

If there are no other requirements, we must have an educational cross talk. Why? Acrobatics, fifteen people riding a bicycle, you violate the traffic rules, you know!

45. If you don't tell the teacher with a moon cake in your hand, you don't respect the teacher and pay attention to the road. I used to have to kill my head!

46. Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

47. Open it and see it's all money! Treasure, the smallest diamond is only half a catty. ...

48. "I bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip-fake!" "How fake? It is mixed with water! "

49. I also bought a good car-Alto! Fifty carriages are strung together with iron wire and drive like a train.

50. Would you like to listen, would you like to listen or would you like to listen? I will never insist!

5 1. Thank God for the stew.

52. The love between Simon and Jinlian is sincere.

53. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury.

54. Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

55. What's your name? Ah! What's your name? Stop it! Saying it is a curse!

56. His sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold ... This grandson is frozen!

57. Interpol appeared on the scene. There was a body, torn to pieces. The captain said, "Qian Er, what do you think?" "It must be suicide!"

58. The sage taught us not to touch the master's dry food.

59. I also want to buy a plasma TV. Please ask a friend to leave me one. The size of a wall! Big TV, Motorola brand! ... no one is watching, and the TV is ringing: the TV you are watching is out of service!

60.86438+0 Beijing Evening News, look at the news, the Gang of Four was smashed.

6 1. "the first part is' the wind blows the waves on the water', what is the second part?" "You are so stubborn, you can't make a copy and post it over there."

When President Bush saw me, he said, "Where is the mud? Where is the mud? You son of a bitch ... ""Why does Bush smell like that? " "He hired a Henan tutor and thought he was learning Mandarin. "

63. Go your own way and say whatever you want.

64. "I just smoke a little more frequently. Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and easy to die suddenly. Scared me. A grind one's teeth and stamp one's feet, from then on ... ""Quit smoking? " "Don't watch this program."

65. Do you have a knife? I will stab you to death!

66. Son: "Dad! I'm hungry! " Dad: "Hungry again. Didn't you eat it last year? "

67. It is good to listen to cross talk and promote truth, goodness and beauty-Huoxiang Zhengqi.

68. It is true that the tortoise is called the tortoise.

69. I like reading. I read Jin Ping Mei when I was young, and I want to be a scientist when I grow up.

70. Who is stopping me? I am a grandson!

7 1. Mr. Zhang is in Zhang Wenshun and has been in poor health recently-SARS, AIDS, cancer ... Anyway, this is just a small disaster. ...

72. Little girl, give your uncle a smile. If you don't laugh, grandpa will give you a smile.

73. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

74. You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck. I can't eat any more after eating four, so I said, I really can't eat any more. I have to eat when I get home later.

75. There is also a sign here in Heaven: No stalls are allowed 400 meters around Heaven!

76. God sat there smoking.

77. God said that we must treat them well. After so many years, a crosstalk performer finally went to heaven.

78. In "Jin Ping Mei", when the Tang Priest learned the scriptures, ...

79. Don't hit him or scold him. Just asking for money, so we can discuss it. But to put it bluntly, more than 100 yuan can kill the ticket.

80. It's all right. Pancakes and steamed bread are eaten with rice.