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Short sketches about science, development, and growth should be funny.

A walked onto the stage, and there was a round of applause...)

A: Hello everyone! (Bow) Today I will tell you something strange...

(B ran onto the stage with a face full of resentment)

B: I’m so angry! snort!

A: What’s wrong? Brother?

B: I want to run away from home. (He started crying after saying this)

A: No?

B: Why not! My mother wouldn’t buy me that Tosle 4 computer.

A; That’s called Pentium.

B: Never mind it, this thing is popular now anyway. If my mother doesn’t buy it for me, I’ll be in a hurry with her.

A: (To the audience) How can there be such a person?

B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store. We walked in and were immediately attracted by a computer. I asked my mother to buy it, but she refused to buy it.

A: How much is it?

B: It’s not expensive, it’s just four zeros.

A: Isn’t this expensive?

A: You! It was not easy for your mother to give birth to you. Why are you doing this? Running away from home...you can't think of it!

B: (speaks slowly, with shame) What do you think we should do?

A; Go back and apologize to her.

B: Okay.

A: (Facing the audience) Look at this kind of person... (At this time, B walked over angrily)

B: Well, you... (makes an angry gesture) ) Forget it, treat me as a loser.

A: What’s wrong? What's wrong?

B: You asked me to apologize, and I went, but what happened...

A: What was the result?

B: As a result, my mother was not angry at all.

A: Is this good?

B: That’s good. She doesn’t feel ashamed at all if she doesn’t buy me a computer. Are you angry or not?

A: It’s you who apologizes! Do you still expect her to apologize to you?

B; It’s all you! If you ask me to apologize, won't you lose a lot of money now?

A: If you did something wrong, you should admit it and apologize.

B: What should I do? I wanted to just say "I'm sorry" casually and then listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now... (angry) I blame you!

A: Who is that? (Finger B, facing the audience)

A: Haven’t you ever helped your mother once?

B: What do you mean?

A: Just help her with some housework.

B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage. I saw two green tubes, one with a larger mouth and one with a smaller mouth. I drew lots to decide which one to pour out. Finally, I decided on the one with the smaller mouth. After I poured it in, something happened.

A: What’s wrong?

B: I saw four big characters on the ‘trash can’ – ‘China Post’.

A: Ah!

A: Is this all you did?

B: No. 1 But I won’t dare to take out the trash in the future.

A; What are you doing?

B: Mop the floor.

A: That’s great.

B; I mopped with all my strength, until the figure was reflected on the floor.

A: Well done!

B: After I finished dragging, my mother was about to praise her, but boom! After a fall, I stood up, boom! I fell again and stood up...

A: Boom! Another fall.

B: I didn’t fall this time.

A: That’s okay.

B: After standing up this time, I simply lay down.

A; dizzy~`~

A: No matter what, she is still your mother! You must have a grateful heart.

B:

A: I want to repay my parents’ kindness and care about them in every possible way.

B: I understand. I will never let my mother hold a broomstick all day long, an ashtray in her hand, two bad pen tips in her feet, and one on her head...

A: What?

B: Pressure cooker!

A: Hey......