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At that time, after hearing this, Hong Taiwei was sweating and shaking all over. I packed my luggage in a hurry, took the people I brought with

Who can help me translate it into modern Chinese?

At that time, after hearing this, Hong Taiwei was sweating and shaking all over. I packed my luggage in a hurry, took the people I brought with

Who can help me translate it into modern Chinese?

At that time, after hearing this, Hong Taiwei was sweating and shaking all over. I packed my luggage in a hurry, took the people I brought with me and went down to Beijing. After the abbot sent Hong Taiwei home, he went back, renovated the temple and erected the stone tablet, so I won't talk about it.

Besides, Hong Taiwei divided his entourage on the way and told them not to tell outsiders about the demon release, for fear that the son of heaven would find out and blame him. I didn't say anything all the way, but I rushed back to Beijing on a starry night and entered the capital. I heard someone say, "Zhang Tianshi did good deeds for seven days and seven nights in Tokyo, giving alms, relieving diseases and plagues, and keeping the soldiers and civilians safe." Zhang Tianshi resigned and rode a crane back to Dragon and Tiger Mountain. The next morning, Taiwei Hong met the son of heaven and said, "Zhang Tianshi came to Beijing by crane first, and we passed the post station before we got here." . "Emperor Injong allowed him to play, rewarded Hong Xin, and resumed his old job, so don't say this.

Later, in the forty-second year of Renzong, Yan Jia passed the title of Taizong to the sons of Pu Anyi and Wang Yunrang without a prince. He reigned for four years and passed it on to Prince Zongshen. In the eighteenth year of his reign, Zongshen was passed on to Taizi Zhezong. At that time, the world was at peace and there was nothing going on in all directions.

Xuanwu Jun of Bianliang in Kaifeng, Tokyo, has a son who lives in Piaobo. His surname is Gao, ranking second. He has never had a family since he was a child. He just likes to poke guns and make sticks. The most important thing is to kick a balloon well. The capital is densely populated. Don't call him a sophomore, call him golf. Later, when he made a fortune, he moved the word balloon to the side of Mao, added it to the side of Li Ren, and then changed it to Gao Heqiu. This man is good at playing the piano, singing and dancing, stabbing a gun and making a stick, fighting for his life, and learning some poems, books, words and poems casually. But when it comes to benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom, faith, action, loyalty and goodness, there is nothing. He helps in and out of Tokyo. Because he helped Mr. Wang's son who worked as a pig iron worker make money, he was reported to Kaifeng by his father every day. The prefect beat Gao Qiu with twenty crutches and distributed them. People in Tokyo refused to let him stay at home for dinner. Gao Qiu had no choice but to come to Linhuaizhou, west of the Huaihe River, and defected to Liu Dalang, an idle Han Chinese who opened a casino. Liu Dalang is called Liu Shiquan. He likes to stay and raise idle people all his life and recruit idle people all over the world. Gao Qiu lived in Liu Dalang's house for three years.

Later, Emperor Zhezong relaxed the Amnesty because of the favorable weather in the southern suburbs. That Gao Qiu was in Linhuaizhou, and because he was pardoned, he thought about going back to Tokyo. Liu Shiquan and Dong Bing, who opened a pharmacy under Jinqiao in Tokyo, are relatives, so he wrote a letter, packed up some travelling expenses and sent Gao Qiu back to Tokyo to live at Dong Bing's house.

At that time, Gao Qiu said goodbye to Liu Dalang, took up his parcel, left Linhuaizhou, returned to Tokyo, and came to Dong's military commander under the Golden Beam Bridge. When soldier Dong saw Gao Qiu, he read Liu Shiquan's letter and thought, "How can my family let Gao Qiu stay? If he is a sincere and upright person, he can be allowed to go in and out at home and teach his children to learn better. But he is a poor man who helps others and has no faith. He committed a crime, and his old character will not change. If you stay at home, you will make your children learn badly. If you don't take him in, you will lose face to Liu Dalang. " At that time, I had to stay at Gao Qiu's house, with wine and esophagus every day. After more than ten days, soldier Dong came up with an idea, took out a suit, wrote a letter, and said to Gao Qiu, "The light of my little firefly can't shine on people, and I'm afraid it will delay your bright future. I recommend you to go to Xiao Su University. You will have a good background in the future. What do you think? " Gao Qiu was overjoyed and thanked Dong's soldiers. Soldier Dong sent someone with a letter to take Gao Qiu to the bachelor's office. The doorman sent a message to Xiao Su, the bachelor, who came out to see Gao Qiu and read the book. Knowing that Gao Qiu is an idle man, he thought, "How can I let him stay here? As a favor, I recommend him to Xu Wang Jin Qing's house and become a close follower. Xu Wang Jinqing is called Captain Xiao Wang and likes people like Gao Qiu. " At that time, I wrote back to Dong's soldiers and left Gao Qiu to stay in the house for one night. The next day, I wrote a letter and sent someone to send Gao Qiu to Xiao Wang Du's office.

This Qiu is the brother-in-law and son-in-law of Tang Zhezong. He loves romantic figures and is using people like Gao Qiu. He was very happy when he saw that Master Xiao Su sent someone to send this Gao Qiu with a book. Then write a letter and take Gao Qiu in the room to be a pro-follower. From then on, Gao Qiu went in and out of the Wangs, just like at home. Since ancient times, there has been a cloud: "The sky is far away and the sky is rare, and the sky is near." Suddenly, one day, on his birthday, Xiao Wang set up a banquet in the house and invited his little brother to take the king. This king is the eleventh son of Emperor Zongshen and the royal brother of Emperor Zhezong. He is now in charge of the East Drive, ranking ninth. He is a smart and handsome man. There is nothing I don't know about family style and helping others, nothing I don't know, and nothing I don't like. For example, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are pervasive, not to mention playing football, playing bamboo silk, playing the piano, singing and dancing. On the same day, the king gave a banquet in the house, both land and water were available.

But look:

Incense burns a tripod, flowers put in a golden vase. Xianyin Academy is competing to produce new sounds, and Jiao Fang Division frequently shows wonderful skills. In the crystal pot, everything is purple nectar; The amber cup is full of jade pond and jade liquid. There are different peaches and fruits in the tortoise shell plate, and camel's feet in the glass bowl. Scales and scales are cut into silver wires, and pistils are boiled with tea. Dancers in red skirts all boarded Xiao Luan with elephants; Cui sleeve singer, cluster holding Longsheng phoenix tube. Two rows of pearls and jade stood in front of the steps, and a group of people were singing.

Duan Wang came to the Wangs for dinner, and a surname set up a seat. Duan Wang, please sit down in the middle, accompanied by a surname at the opposite table. After drinking a few glasses of wine and eating something, Wang got up and washed his hands. He came to the academy by accident and suddenly saw a pair of paperweight lions made of suet jade on the book case, which were very well done and exquisite. Duan Wang picked up the lion, looked at it once and said, "Good!" When the king saw Duan Wang's love, he said, "There is also a jade dragon pen container made by this craftsman, but I don't have it at hand now. I'll bring it here tomorrow and give it to you together. " Wang Daxi said, "Thank you very much for your kindness. I think that pen is definitely better. " Wang Dewey said, "Take it out tomorrow and send it to the palace." Duan Wang thanked again. The two still sat down, feasted until late, and got drunk before they dispersed. Do not go back to the palace.

The next day, Wang took out the jade dragon pen and two paperweight jade lions, put them in a small gold box, wrapped them in a yellow bag, and wrote a letter for Gao Qiu to send. Gao Qiu received the imperial edict from King Qiu, hugged the two Yu Pei pieces and took a letter to the palace. Courtyard business trip

Come and ask him, "Where are you from?" Gao Qiu saluted and replied, "I belong to the Wangs, and I specially sent jade toys to Wang." Courtyard justice: "Your Highness kicked balloons with Xiaohuangmen in the courtyard. Go ahead. " Gao Qiu said, "Please take me in." When Gao Qiu saw him in front of the court, he saw Duan Wang wearing a soft scarf, a purple embroidered robe and a civil and military double tassel sash. Pull up the front of the embroidered dragon robe and put it next to the belt. Wearing a pair of phoenix boots with gold thread, three or five small yellow doors accompanied by balloons. Gao Qiu didn't dare to bump into it, so he stood behind people. It's also Gao Qiu

Luck came, and the balloon rose, but the king couldn't catch it. The ball rolled into the crowd until it reached the golfer. When Gao Qiu saw the balloon coming, it was also a moment of courage. He turned a mandarin duck and kicked it back to Duan Wang. Duan Wang Daxi asked, "Who are you?" Gao Qiu knelt down and said, "I accompanied the king, and I was ordered by the orientals to give him two kinds of jade toys. Here are some books to worship. " Duan Wang listened and smiled: "Brother-in-law is always in such a hurry." Gao Qiu took out the book and presented it. Duan Wang opened the box and looked at the toy set, and handed it to the waiting officer in the hall for collection.

Ignoring the whereabouts of the jade toy, the king first asked Gao Qiu, "You have kicked a balloon before! What's your name? " Gao Qiu crossed his hands and knelt down and replied, "The younger one is Gao Qiu. He kicked a few feet at random. " Duan Wang said, "Good! Just come down and kick once. " Gao Qiu bowed down and said, "Who dares to provoke King En?" Duan Wang said: "This is the Yun Qi Club, which claims that the world is round, but it doesn't hurt to kick it." Gao Qiu bowed again and said, "How dare you!" Three times five times, Wang Ding let him kick, Gao Qiu had to kowtow and apologize, and went off the field. After only a few kicks, the king cheered. Gao Qiu had to try his best to flatter the king. That identity, this balloon is like glue stuck to the body. Wang Daxi refused to let Gao Qiu go back to the house and stay in the palace for the night. The next day, a banquet was arranged and Wang was invited to the palace for dinner.

On the other hand, Captain Wang didn't see Gao Qiu come back that night and was very worried. The next day, Tianmenzi said, "The Nine Kings sent a decree inviting Qiu to the palace for dinner." When Wang Duwei came out, he met the dry man, read the imperial edict, immediately mounted his horse, came to the front of Jiugong, dismounted and went into the palace to see Duan Wang. End Wang Daxi, thank you for playing with two kinds of jade. When he entered the banquet hall, Duan Wang said, "This Gao Qiu is a good two-legged balloon player. How about wanting this person to kiss me? " The king replied, "since your highness wants this man, he will stay in the palace to wait on your highness." The king was ecstatic and raised his glass to thank him. They are both very free.

Once again, the party ended in the evening and Wang went back to the house, needless to say.

Peter said Duan Wang has stayed in the palace since he got Gao Qiu's company. From then on, Gao Qiu met Empress Duan and followed her every day, never leaving her side. In less than two months, Emperor Zhezong arrived on his own initiative, without a prince. After consulting with civil and military officials, Duan Wang was appointed as the son of heaven, and the emperor Hui Zong was named, the delicate Taoist emperor of Jade Qing. After he ascended the throne, he always had nothing to do. Suddenly one day, he said to Gao Qiu, "I want to compliment you, but I need a sideline to get promoted. Let you go to the Privy Council first and be a follower. " Later, not half a year later, Gao Qiu was flattered to become the ministry of Qiu and the palace master.

To be exact:

Whether it is expensive or cheap, Yun Qi society is always in the world.

The power of flattering the golf ball depends entirely on the hands and feet.

Peter said that Gao Qiu wanted to be the commander-in-chief of the Palace Shuaifu, and he chose an auspicious day to take office in the Palace Shuaifu. All officials, generals, supervisors, etc. of the "ma bu" or horse stance just look. They all came to pay homage and signed up for a visit. Gao Dianshuai is a little too handsome, but there is only one imperial coach of 800,000, Wang Jin. Half a month ago, he was ill in the government, but he was still ill and never entered the yamen to take power. Gao Dianshuai was furious and shouted, "Nonsense! Now that you have submitted your notebook, that fellow resists the government and prevaricates Xiaguan! This man is sick at home, you come with me to catch him. " Then he sent someone to Wang Jin's house to arrest him.

Peter said that this Wang Jin has no wife but an old mother in her sixties. Head coach and head coach Wang Jin said, "Since Gao Dianshuai is new, he can't point you out. The military director reported that you were infected at home and the existing symptoms are official. Gao Dianshuai is anxious, how to reply? I'm sure I'll arrest you for cheating at home and going for a walk. If you don't go, you will be in trouble. "

Hearing this, Wang Jin had to come to his illness. Before entering the palace, I saw Qiu, bowed four times, bowed down and sang, and stood aside. Gao Qiu said, "Are you the son of Du Jun coach Wang Sheng?" Wang Jinbing said, "I am a villain." Gao Qiu shouted, "This fellow, your grandfather sells Hua Gun in the market. What martial arts do you have? I asked you to be a coach, and you dare to look down on me! Who do you trust, sick at home, peace of mind and happiness! " Wang Jin complained, "How dare a villain be so presumptuous? In fact, he is still sick. " Gao Taiwei scolded, "The thief is in harmony with the army. You're sick. How did you come here? " Wang Jin added: "I'm afraid I won't come!" Gao Dianshuai was furious and shouted, "Take it down! Give me a good beating. " Many generals are friends of Wang Jin, so they have to tell him together: "Today is a good day for Qiu to take office. He has the right to avoid this man this time." Gao Taiwei shouted, "You thief deserve to join the army. For the sake of the general, I forgive you today, but I will pay attention to you tomorrow. " Wang Jin apologized, got up and looked up, thanking him.

It's Gao Qiu Out of the yamen, he sighed and said, "My life is in danger this time. I thought it was Gao Dianshuai, but it turned out to be the second year of Tokyo's "Yuanhui". I learned to use a stick before, but my father knocked me over with a stick. I can't get up for three or four months, so I have this hatred. He made a fortune today, and he is going to be the palace master, waiting for revenge. I don't want to be controlled by him. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that' if you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of management'. How can I compete with him? what can I do? "Back home, a feeling of tightness. When I told my mother about it, mother and son cried. Mother said, "Son, at the age of 36, walking is the best. ".I'm afraid I have nowhere to go. "Wang Jin said," my mother is right, my son thinks too much. Only the old "xianggong" of Yan 'an Prefecture is guarding the border court. Most of his officers have been to Beijing, and they love their sons to make guns and sticks. Why not run to them? There is room for people, enough to settle down. "Exactly:

It is useful to employ talents.

What you use depends on yourself, and what you give others depends on yourself.

Where there are virtuous people, there is weightlessness.

If driven away, it will hurt.

Now the two girls have agreed. Wang Jin's mother added, "My son, if you want to leave privately, I'm afraid the two card troops in front of the door are temples."

Shuaifu sent you to wait on you. If they know, they can't leave. "Wang Jindao:" Don't worry, mom. Son since

It makes sense to deal with him. "

In the evening, Wang Jinxian first called Zhang Pai in and said, "You have some dinner first, and I will accompany you to do things." Zhang Yue: "Where did the coach send the villain?" Wang Jindao: "I was ill the day before yesterday, so I made a incense wish in the Yue Temple outside Ziziphus jujuba Gate, and I will burn incense on my head early tomorrow morning. You can go to the temple tonight and teach him to open the temple early tomorrow morning. When I come to burn incense, I will give three sacrifices to Li. Just wait for me in the temple. " Zhang Pai agreed, ate dinner first, asked people to arrange it, and went to the temple.

That night, the mother and son packed their luggage, clothes, soft clothes and silver, and took a load to clean them up. The other two bags are tied to the horse. On the fifth watch, when it was still dark, Wang Jin told Li Pai to say, "You and I will take this money to the Yue Temple, buy a three-beast cook with Zhang Pai and wait there. I'll buy some paper candles and I'll be there in a minute. " Li Pai looked at the silver in the temple. Wang Jin went to prepare the horse, took it from the back slot, put the bag, and put it.

SuoZiShuan tied up, holding outside the back door, help mother get on the horse. All the heaviness in the house was abandoned. He locked the front and rear doors, picked up the burden and followed the horse. Even before dawn, he left Xihuamen and headed for Yan 'an Mansion.

We're talking about two trucks. They bought a blessing and made it. They waited for the second card in the temple, but the king didn't come in. Li Ka Jun was in a hurry. When he went back to look for it,

See the door locked. I've been looking for it for a long time, but there's no one. Look at it. It's getting late. Yuemiao soldiers became suspicious and went straight home. Li Pai and I searched for another night to see if it was dark. When they saw that Wang Jin didn't come home that night, they didn't see his mother. The next day, two Ka Jun went to his relatives' house again, but they couldn't find it. Afraid of getting into trouble, the two men had to report to the palace: "Teacher Wang left home and fled, and his son and mother did not know where to go." When Gao Taiwei saw the accusation, he was furious and said, "The thief is on the run with the army. Look where that guy is going! " He immediately put down the file, traveled all over the States, and arrested the deserter Wang Jin. two

The first person to sue can be exonerated.

Let's talk about coach Wang and his mother. Since they left Tokyo, they had to be hungry and thirsty on the road. They lived in Xiaoxing at night and stayed on the road for more than a month. Suddenly one day, it was getting late, and Wang Jin followed his mother's horse with a burden on his shoulder. He said to his mother, "What a pity! What a pity! My mother and son are not far from Yan 'an Mansion after getting rid of the tight encirclement. Gao Taiwei will send someone to pick me up, but I can't. "Mother and son were so happy that they missed the night on the way. After walking all night, I didn't meet a village. It was good to stay there. Just when I ignored this place, I saw lights flashing in the distant Woods. Wang Jin looked at it and said, "Well, DOG should be careful where he goes, stay overnight and leave early tomorrow morning. "At that time, I went to the Woods to look at it. It was a big yard surrounded by earth walls, but there were two or three hundred big willows outside the walls. Look at the manor, but see:

Pass through the official road before, and rely on Xigang after. There is blue smoke around, and the air is green and shadowy. There are cattle and sheep everywhere in the corner, and geese and ducks come to the threshing floor in droves. The countryside is vast, and there are thousands of servants. The family is grand, and women make it difficult for children to count. Exactly: there is surplus food at home, chickens and dogs are full, and there are many books and children.

At this time, Wang came to the villa and told the guests where he came from. The guest went in to report and came out and said, "The landlord taught you two to come in." Wang Jin asked his mother to dismount. Wang Jin took the burden and led the horse, followed the guests to the threshing floor, rested, and tied the horse to the willow tree. Mother and son, until the thatched cottage came up to see Taigong.

The squire is nearly sixty years old, with white hair and beard, wearing a warm hat, a straight-stitched shirt, a soap belt around his waist and a pair of cooked leather boots on his feet. When Wang Jin saw it, he bowed. Taigong quickly said, "Don't bow down." "You are travelers, you were laborious. Sit down first. " Wang Jin and his mother exchanged greetings and sat down. Taigong asked, "Where are you from? Why are you late? " Answer: "A certain surname is Zhang, who is from the capital. Today, I lost my capital and have no business to use. I want to visit my relatives in Yan 'an. I don't want to do some greedy trips on the road today. I missed the hotel and want to stay in your villa for one night. I will leave early tomorrow morning. Housing gold is an example. "Too fair:" Might as well, people in the world take their houses with them! "Do you dare to make a fire, mother and son?" Ask the guest to arrange dinner. Before long, a table was left in the hall. The guests brought out a bucket of plates, four kinds of vegetables and a plate of beef, and put them on the table. First, the wine was boiled and sieved. Too fair: "There is nothing to treat each other in the village, so don't take it amiss." Wang Jin stood up and thanked him: "I can't repay you for disturbing my mother and son for no reason. Too fair: "don't say that, and have a drink, please." "While urging five or seven glasses of wine, I moved out for dinner. They ate and cleaned up the dishes. Taigong got up and led Wang Jin's son and mother to the guest room to have a rest. Wang Jin complained, "My mother's head riding is annoying. I hope the forage can be asked and handed in together. "Too fair:" That might as well. I also have a mule and a horse at home. We can teach our guests to take them out of the back trough and feed them at once. Wang Jin thanked him, picked up the bear and went to the guest room. Zhuangke lit a lamp and washed his feet with soup. Taigong went back inside. Wang Jin, son and mother thanked the guests, closed the door and cleaned up.

The next day, I slept till dawn and disappeared. Grandpa Zhuang came to the guest room and heard his mother calling in the room. Taigong asked, "My guest, Xiao Tian, you are getting better and better." Hearing this, Wang Jin hurried out of the room and saw the squire salute and said, "I have been up for a long time. It is very inappropriate to disturb a lot at night. " Taigong asked, "Who shouted so loudly?" Wang Jin said, "To tell you the truth, my mother was exhausted on the pommel horse last night, and her heart ached." Taigong Ping: "In that case, don't worry about the guests. Teach your mother to stay in the old villa for a few days. I have a prescription that makes me feel distressed. I asked Zhuangke to go to the county seat to pinch medicine and eat it with your old mother. Teach him to rest assured and rest slowly. " Wang Jin, thank you.

Don't talk too much. Since then, Wang Jin and his mother have been taking medicine in Taigong Village. After staying for five or seven days, Wang Jin felt that his mother had recovered from her illness, so he had to pack up and leave. The other day, when I came to see the horses in Houcao, I saw a young man in the clearing, shirtless, stabbing a dragon with a silver plate like skin, about eighteen or nineteen years old, holding a stick and making it there. Wang Jin watched it for a long time, but he let slip and said, "This is great." . It's just a flaw. You can't win a real hero. "Say that finish, he was furious and shouted," Who are you? Dare to laugh at my skills? Experienced seven or eight famous teachers. I don't believe it, but I'm not as good as you? "

Before he finished speaking, Taigong came and stopped the young man: "Don't be rude!" " The young man said, "I can't stand this guy laughing at my great method." Taigong Ping: "Can't a guest use a gun and stick?" Wang Jin said, "I know a lot. Dare to ask the boss,

Who is this young man in the house? "Too fair" is the old man's son. "Wang Jin said," since you are a small official in the palace,

If you love school, how about the villain guiding him correctly? "Too fair:" When you are on the ground, it will be fine. "He taught the young man to come.

Goodbye, master. The younger generation refused to worship, and the more angry he became, the more he said, "Dad, don't listen to this fellow's nonsense. If you eat him, help me win this.

When I was great, I worshipped him as a teacher. "Wang Jin said," if the young official is not from a village, let's have a good fight. "that?

In the middle of the clearing, Housheng turned the windmill with a stick and said to Wang Jin, "Come, come! Fear doesn't count

Hero! "Wang Jin just smiled and refused to start work. Tai Gong Ping said, "Since the guest officer is willing to teach Xiao Jue, why not hit him with a stick? "

Wang Jin smiled and said, "I'm afraid it won't look good if I bump into your son." Too fair: "this might as well, if there is a discount."

Feet. He deserved it. "

Wang Jin said, "I'm sorry." I went to the gun rack with a stick in my hand. I came to the clearing and made a flag. that

Epigenetic took a look, rolled in with a stick and headed for Wang Jin. Wang Jintuo dragged the stick away. The young man waved his cane.

Rushed in again. Wang Jin turned and cut down the stick in the clearing. The young man saw the stick coming and separated it with a stick. Jin Wang

But instead of shooting it down, I pulled out the stick and looked forward to the future. I just handed it in, and the boy's stick was thrown aside.

Looking at the ground, I fell. Wang Jin quickly left the stick and held it forward. "No wonder, no wonder."

Later generations worshipped Master Wang Jin. Wang Jin learned that his name was Shi Jin.

Wang Jin taught Shi Jin all kinds of kungfu. After a while, he found it inconvenient to live here for a long time and had to resign.

Shi Jin couldn't stay long, so he had to arrange a banquet to see him off. Show a plate of two satin and one hundred and twenty flowers.

History. The next day, Wang Jin packed his bags, prepared his horse, son and mother, and bid farewell to Shi Taigong. Wang Jin invited Niang to get it.

Ma, looking forward to the trip to Yan 'an Mansion.

When Shi Jin returned to Zhuang, he just worked hard every day, which was also in his prime.

I am not the youngest. I get up at midnight to practice martial arts. During the day, I only shoot at the back of the villa. Less than half a year, stone

Kim's father died.

It has been three or four months since Taigongshi died. It was mid-June, it was a hot day and it was very hot. That day, Shi

If you have no recreation, just find a bed and sit under the Liu Yin tree next to the threshing floor to enjoy the cool. Across the street, the pine forest is ventilated, and Shijin drinks.

"What a cool breeze!" He said. While enjoying the cool, I saw a man poking around and looking around. History into let out a cry, "left!

Strange! Who's there, Zhang Anzhuang? "History into jumped up and turned to the tree, have a look, know Orion?

Li Ji rabbit. Shi Jin shouted, "Li Ji, what are you doing in our village?" Why don't you come and see your feet? "Li Ji forward sound here:

"Dalang, I want to find a short autumn Ichiro in the village to eat a bowl of wine, but seeing Dalang enjoying the cool here, I dare not come over and collide."

"Let me ask you something," Shi Jin said. "Usually, you just buy some game and sell it on my farm. I never lose money.

How come you never sell it to me in the future? Dare to bully me without money? Li Ji replied, "How dare a villain be so presumptuous." . Never.

There is game, dare not come. "History into said," nonsense! It is such a small Huashan Mountain, with a vast territory and few people. Believe it or not?

What a rabbit! Li: "Dalang doesn't know. Recently, a group of strongmen have been added, and the next one has been tied up.

Shanzhai, where there are five or seven hundred minions, 100 good horses. As the head of the king, it is called the magic machine army.

Miss Zhu Wu, the second one is called Tiaohu Chen Da, and the third one is called White Snake Yang Chun. These three are leaders, robbing houses and houses,

Huayin county banned him and offered a reward of 3000 yuan to have him taken away. Who dares to go up and provoke him? Therefore, young people dare not go to sleep.

Mountain hunting game, and then beg to sell? "History into said," I also heard that there are strongmen, I don't want those guys to make such a fuss.

It must be annoying. Li Ji, when you have game in the future, find some. "Li Ji sing here, since.

When Shi Jin returned to the hall, he thought, "These hooligans have made a big scene, and they must have come to disturb the workshop in the village. In that case, ... "

Tell Zhuangke to prepare a defense.

Let's talk about Zhu Wu, the head of the shanzhai Big Three, whose ancestral home is Dingyuan.

Stone, can make two knives, although not very capable, but proficient in array art, wide strategy, there are eight poems single-track Zhu Zhigong.

Department:

Road clothes cut brown leaves, cloud crowns cut deerskin.

Blushing, handsome eyes, white face and thin beard.

The array is Zhuge's, and the plot is Fan Li's.

Who comes first in Huashan, Zhu Wu?

The second best Han surnamed Chen, a celebrity, was originally from Yecheng, making Bai Gang guns, and there were also poems:

Li Jiansheng's male bittern, Zhang Er's pike like rain.

The hero in Ye dominates Huayin, and people call him a jumping tiger.

The third good Han surnamed Yang, named Chun, was from the county and used a big knife. There are also poems that shout:

The waist and long arms are thin and boastful, and the blades are scattered all over the floor.

It's a real hero to stand on Mount Li, and the rivers and lakes broadcast white snakes.

The three men planned to rob Shijia Village.

Let's talk about Shi Jin's use of knives and horses in front of the villa. I saw the guests at the villa report this. Hearing this, Shi Jin knocked on the village bangzi.

Let's go Before and after the village, there were three or four hundred historians in the village. Hearing the sound of firecrackers, everyone dragged their guns and sticks and made three.

400 people, all went to Shijiazhuang. Shao Huashan's troops fought against Shi Jin. Shi Jin was angry, waving his knife, and suddenly sat down to hit Chen Da. Chen Da also raised his gun to welcome Shi Jin. two

A horse, but see:

One by one, one by one, one by one. All the way, like playing pearl dragon in deep water; Up and down, but feeding like half a rock.

Tiger. Nine dragons are angry, and the three-pointed knife only looks at the top door; Jumping into the stream to anger the tiger, eight spears pierce the heart. Among the outstanding players

Be an excellent player and win people's hearts from the heart.

Shi Jin and Chen Da fought for a long time, but Shi Jin sold a flaw and asked Chen Da to put the gun to his heart, but Shi Jin let go.

The Flash, Chen Da and the gun? History into his arms, gently loosen the ape's arm, grabbed the Wolf's waist, and gently held Chen Da down with one arm.

Mosaic saddle, leisurely holding the line? Whew, just throw it, throw it on the ground, the horse seems to have left. Shijinjiao

Zhuangke tied Chen Da up and drove away all his minions. Shi Jin went back to the villa and tied him up in the courtyard.

Go to the column and wait for the first round to take the heads of the two thieves and ask them to reward them together. And give the wine to everyone to teach.

Everyone cheered: "Don't waste the hero of Shi Dalang!"

Besides, Zhuang Kefei reported that "Zhu Wu and Yang Chun have come from the thatched cottage", and Shi Jin is still angry at the villa.

Shi Jin said, "If this fellow is divorced, I'll teach him how to dismiss him at once. Bring the horse quickly. " When playing bangzi, everyone

It's still early. Shi Jin got on his horse and was about to leave the Zhuangmen when Zhu Wu and Yang Chun walked to the Zhuangmen.

Kneel down, holding two tears. Shi Jin dismounted and shouted, "What did you two say on your knees?" Zhu Wu cried, "little man!

The three of them were fed up with the persecution of the lawsuit and had to go up the mountain and become an outlaw. At the beginning, they made a wish:' I don't want to be born on the same day, I just want the same day.

Go to hell. Although not as loyal as Guan, Zhang and Liu Bei, their hearts are interlinked. Today, my brother Chen Da didn't listen to good words and made a mistake.

I have been captured by the hero in your village. I have no choice but to beg. I hope the hero will let me and my three people go as a reward.

Never frown. I have no complaints when I wait for the hero to die. "Hearing this, the history into thought," they are straightforward.

Gas! If I take him to the office for a reward, I will teach all the heroes in the world to laugh at me for not being a hero. Since ancient times, there has been a saying that' big bugs don't eat'.

Love meat. "History into said," you two come in with me. "Zhu Wu and Yang Chun are fearless and conform to history.

Kneel in front of the backyard and teach history to bind. Shi Jin cried three times and five times, but they willingly got up and shed crocodile tears.

Cherish your innocence, heroes know heroes. Shi Jin said, "Since you are so loyal, I can't send you away.

Han, how about I give it back to you? "Zhu Wudao:" Don't bring trouble to the hero. If you don't relax, you would rather take us.

Thank you for your reward. Shi Jin said, "How? -Will you eat my wine and food? "Zhu Wudao:" It's natural to die.

Not afraid, let alone wine and meat? "There are poems to prove it:

Different names lead to the same death, and generosity is more empty.

Just for the chivalrous man in the clothes, I let Caoze see the strange hero.

At that time, Shi Jin was overjoyed and liberated Chen Da, so he took a seat in the back hall, bought wine and set seats, and took care of three people. Zhu Wu, Yang Chun, Chen Da

Thank you for your kindness. Drink a few glasses of wine to add less spring scenery. After drinking the wine, the three thanked Shi Jin and went back to the mountain. Shi Jin walked out of Zhuangmen,

Since returning to the village.

Zhu Wu and others went back to the village and sat down. Zhu Wu said, "We didn't work so hard. How can we live here?

Although we saved a person, we are rarely released by history. Prepare some gifts and send them in a few days to thank him for saving his life.

Elegant. "Said Hugh flocculant after. Ten days later, Zhu Wu and others collected 32 pieces of garlic gold and made two little people.

Sent to Shijiazhuang on a moonlit night. On the first watch that night, the minions knocked at the door, and the guest reported that Shi Jin was in a hurry.

Yi came to the village and asked the generals, "What do you have to say?" The minions said, "The three leaders have come to see me again and again.

Let the little one send a little gift to reward Dalang for not killing, not turning away, begging for a smile. "Take out the gold and pass it on to history.

Enter. At first I refused, and then I thought, "Since you sent it in good faith, you should accept it." Ask the guests to buy wine and keep it safe.

After drinking in the middle of the night, the school gave the primary school some odds and ends of money and went back to the mountains. More than half a month, Zhu Wu and three other people.

We talked about robbing a bunch of good big beads in the village and letting the minions send them to Shijiazhuang overnight. Shi Jin accepted it and was not there.

Words.

After many contacts with these three people, Shi Jin wrote to them one day and asked Wang Si to see them off. Wang Si drank too much on the way, which delayed the delivery. Afraid of being blamed by Shi Jin, he came back and lied.

Shi Jin invited three leaders to dinner at the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Let's start with the three leaders of Shaohua Mountain, Zhu Wu, Chen Da and Yang Chun. They appointed small people to guard the stockade, only three or five people.

As companions, they took ju and broadsword and walked down the mountain to Shijiazhuang without riding pommel horse. History goes on,

Please enter the back garden after greeting each other. The village has arranged a banquet. Shi Jin asked the three leaders to sit down, and Shi Jin accompanied him to the table.

He asked the guests to tie the front and back doors of the village. While drinking, the guests in the village took turns holding lamps and shearing sheep to persuade them to drink. Kuji

After a few drinks, I was pushed up by the Oriental bright moon, but I saw:

Osmanthus fragrans leaves the sea, and clouds and leaves scatter the sky. The rosy clouds shine on Wan Li like silver, and the soul reflects Qian Shan like water. The shadow crossed the wilderness and was surprised.

Crow living alone; Shine on Pinghu, shine on amphibious swans. The ice wheel shows three thousand miles, and the jade rabbit swallows four hundred States.

Shi Jin was drinking with three leaders in the back garden, enjoying the Mid-Autumn Festival and telling old stories and new stories when he heard shouts outside the wall.

When the torch went out in the chaos, Shi Jin jumped up to pay the bill. "Sit down, three clever friends, and let me have a look." Call Zhuangke over coffee:

"Don't open the door!" I pulled up the ladder and went to the wall to have a look. I saw the magistrate of Huayin County riding a horse and leading two people.

Head, with three or four hundred soldiers, surrounded the manor. Shi Jin and the three leaders had just finished complaining when the torch lit up outside.

Steel forks, giant forks and five-legged forks are placed like hemp trees. "Don't go," the two leaders shouted.

Strong thief. "Not the gang to catch the history into and three leaders. There is a difference: Shi Jin killed one or two people first and made friends.

More than a dozen brave men brought the plow and the soil together. Zhijiao: Garrison soldiers in the depths of Luhua and rule warships in the shade of lotus leaves.

After all, how did Shi Jin and the three leaders get away? Listen to the next decomposition.

Hehe, I can't find it online, so I have to translate it myself. what do you think? I'm afraid it's a little long.