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What is the experience of flying?

I can tell you something about my first flight.

I was very excited before boarding the plane, but I couldn't get excited and happy. I went to Xianyang airport alone and checked in for the first time. Because it's the first time, I'm actually quite confused. Coupled with the large airport, the whole person is in a state of confusion. I secretly learned about the process of flying, afraid I don't know what jokes to make. I seldom bring anything when I pack, and I dare not bring my charging treasure, for fear that I won't be able to take it on the plane. I arrived at the airport early two hours before the plane took off. I slowly found the check-in place according to the tips of the airport. I followed the crowd to the security check, probably because I was so excited that I thought everything around me was beautiful. There was a little brother at the security check. He is so handsome that I almost fell in love with him at first sight.

It took a long walk to get to the boarding gate after the security check. There are all kinds of shops on both sides of this road. Maybe I went too early and the waiting process was extremely slow. Later, I got on the plane. First of all, the stewardess demonstrated some routine operations and precautions that need to be known on the plane, and how to escape safely. The plane will run on the ground for a while, then enter the orbit, and then suddenly accelerate. When the speed is particularly fast, you should know that the plane is about to take off. When you take off, you will feel weightless, and you can obviously feel the feeling of the plane climbing up bit by bit. It's kind of like a trip to the canyon. Sometimes the plane will fly sideways, and passengers can clearly feel it at this time. It is false to say that you are not nervous when you take off and your hands are all sweaty. I have always comforted myself that airplanes are the safest means of transportation. When the plane flies to a certain height and enters the route, it feels no different from taking a car, and the plane will move forward smoothly.

It's really beautiful to see the clouds on the plane. The cloud is just under the plane. It's a pity that you can't take pictures with your mobile phone. Looking down at night, the city's lights are also super beautiful, and the effect of a smaller city may not be obvious, but if it is over Shanghai, it is really super beautiful to look down. Bright lights, like a beautiful picture. Of course, the stewardess is also very beautiful.

When the plane is about to land, it is estimated that your ears can't stand it, tinnitus, and I usually feel uncomfortable when I put paper balls in my ears. The plane is really fast, which can save us a lot of time. So it is also quite worthy of recommendation. Many people may say that the plane price is too expensive, but there are actually many special fares for us to choose from. Just arrange the time in advance. I've heard too much from others, so I'd better experience it myself. I hope that the subject will experience it personally as soon as possible.