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Do you know what these four endings are for women who have feelings outside marriage?

Some people say that extramarital affairs are as addictive as drugs. Perhaps, I like to talk about love, I like to listen to sweet words, I have eaten enough rice, oil and salt, and I am tired of eating simple food. Extramarital affairs are exciting, passionate and full of infinite temptations. Extramarital affairs are great. They can make people happy. Why is it banned? Because he has crossed the bottom line of morality and the gap of humanity!

Let's talk about four outcomes of women's extramarital affairs and see which one is better. Which one suits you? First, lovers don't want it, husbands don't want it!

After a friend got married, he felt unhappy and disliked it. Her husband doesn't like her. She has done enough at home. Usually she takes the baby at home and chats online. I don't know what she is thinking. She went on a blind date network, said she was a single mother, and posted photos. Many men use her, accompany her to love, and are willing to accept her and her children!

Silly women believe it and take their children to find lovers. As a result, the photo is seriously inconsistent with her. The lover gave her 500 yuan for the trip, and the husband knew that she was running around chatting online and didn't want her. Finally, the chicken died, and she lived alone with her children. Now she is really a single mother!

Second, divorce and marry your lover!

Cheating because you love someone, okay? Absolutely not. I just like that feeling. I like men talking to themselves about relationships. I like men to care for themselves with love. In fact, your husband did the same thing when he loved you. Later, his life became dull, so did the marriage ending with his lover, and he still lived the most ordinary life, the life of daily necessities and vinegar tea!

I think the second marriage is different from the first marriage. Second marriage hides selfishness. This money is wrong. That thing is for his mother. There are too many things to have children with each other. Calculating every day!

Third, the husband forgives and returns to the family!

My lover is gone and I don't want you. My husband feels sorry for you. He feels that children can't live without their mothers. Let's continue our marriage. But after all, when things happen, there is always a shadow. Your husband betrayed you. You know, can you still love as before? Impossible. Finally, strange strange bedfellows, when you answer the phone, he suspects you have something. Maybe we can grow old together. It's true that I don't like you!

Fourth, husband and lover are in harmony!

I have seen such a man. A man, a daughter-in-law, two lovers and four people can play mahjong and live together. I don't know why it is so harmonious. Maybe this man is really excellent. If a woman can be a left-handed husband, a right-handed lover is also good, but it is rare. Which man wants to share his daughter-in-law with others? How excellent this woman is!

Summary: Actually, cheating has no good result. Having an affair is self-immolation. Have you ever seen a woman with an affair and a happy ending? She managed to cover up her hot marriage, and then covered up others. In the end, you didn't understand which one it was, just like a bear breaking corn, lost it, lost it all!