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Is "children's words without restraint" terrible? What do you see?
A naughty boy in my kindergarten teacher's class doesn't take a nap, so he talks loudly there, which affects other children's sleep. Anyway, he didn't sleep quietly. Later, I dragged him outside so as not to disturb other children. He cried and asked if he wanted to sleep. He said yes, so I let him go back to sleep. When he got back, he didn't sleep either. He kept muttering about drowning me, laughing and talking.
One of my teachers, a girl in her class, scolded her mother because her mother wanted her to do her homework well. Our teacher scolded her: I hope her mother was killed by a car when she went out, and I want to buy medicine to poison her mother, an 8-year-old girl ... She is usually a little unhappy and has fierce eyes.
I once went to the supermarket to buy things. When I was waiting in line, a child looked 8.9 years old and cut in front of me. I was very angry at that time, so I said to him, "Little brother, cutting in line is a bad behavior. He said directly to me, "So you don't think I cut in line? You are so ugly, it's your pleasure to be cut in line by me, ugly aunt! "I TM-a 14-year-old girl was called aunt by you and called me ugly? I stared at him at that time, then put down my things and left, um ... I didn't buy anything.
This cat is so noisy that I'm going to kill it (from my eight-year-old sister).
I, an emergency nurse, brought a child who died after drinking pesticides. Later, when I got off work in the afternoon, I deliberately passed by the scene and took a look. Several children are at the corner. I approached to listen, and clearly heard a little girl say that this can really poison people. I was so scared that I was sweating all over. Then the little girl found me and turned to ask me, Sister, are you eavesdropping on us? I said no girl, just passing by.
I'm not a big girl myself, but I was trapped in the basement by several little girls of seven or eight years old, because I believe they followed me to the basement and my cell phone couldn't get through. "Sister, don't worry, we'll let you out in a few days and we'll go for a walk." Later, something happened that I will never forget.
My cousin asked me to play computer for her, and I played for her for a while before. She was only seven or eight years old, so I didn't give it to him. He kept making noise, so I turned off my phone and went back to my room. My uncle, her father, came back at noon. She told her father that I hit her and slapped him. Maybe I'm a little confused, but I think so.
My niece, who is four years younger than me, asked me, "Would you like a drink?" I said, "Whatever." She cried, "Dad, grandma wants a drink." She 1 0 years old lives in her grandmother's house.
One of my sisters,,, Me: You don't like that sister. Why do you want to play with her? She: Because she can still use it, she can help me do anything I don't want to do.
Me. I have a lot of Lolita Hanfu JK uniforms in my closet. Last time a child came to my house, they were all torn alive. Tear! Rotten! Yes! By the way, I took lo and the skirt. A girl of 16 years old.
The eldest nephew asked, Uncle, how old are you? I replied: I am 25 years old. The eldest nephew asked: Do you have a girlfriend? I replied: no, why don't you introduce me to one? Big nephew: Why are you so cheap? My mother gave birth to me at your age, and you didn't even have a date. Me: ...
Every time my niece visits my house, she will ask, "Little bitch, where did you put your snacks?" I want to pick some and move all the boxes. "
Children should never take unclean things seriously. My friend said that I saw two people on the air conditioner when I was a child. I told my family that there were two people on the air conditioner. This family is scared enough. I invited the Great God and the Half Immortal to be busy, but I could still see two children when I asked. Later, because the house was sold, all the furniture and appliances were gone. Only after he grew up did his family know that the two children on the air conditioner were Haier brothers, and his father almost killed him.
"Grandma, you didn't kill as many chickens as my mother killed my aunt." It's terrible.
Grandma had a car accident today, and the man hit it and ran away. When my mother told me about it, I was puzzled. My brother was only seven years old, and then he said, "Will he die?" This is normal, right? Then the sentence ... "If you die, you are dead." My heart was shocked. This is just a child.
When I was in junior high school, there was a neighbor's little girl who was six years old. One day he met me early in the morning and cried and said to me, "My brother went to help me beat my dad. Last night, my father rode on my mother and bullied her. My mother said she was going to die ... "I was puzzled.
This is what children say. Children are the most naive and never tell lies. Parents are the most important teachers in a child's life, and your words and deeds will directly affect the child's life. That little girl fell in love before finishing junior high school and was expelled from school ...!
I think what parents do is the best guidance for their children. It's definitely not the child's fault, it must be the adult's fault! Don't you think it's a little scary to be so reckless? When you laugh at a child's childlike innocence as a joke, will you reflect? What effect will such a joke have on children?
Yesterday, I saw a joke.
It is said that his brother took his nephew to the bathhouse to take a bath. When he came out, his brother gave his nephew a beating. After that, the child went home. His sister-in-law saw the child's injury and asked her son, how did you get hurt? The son said it was dad. His sister-in-law asked again, why did your father hit you? The son said, I am in the bathhouse, telling my father why yours is smaller than others'. Then dad hit me. His sister-in-law also smiled from ear to ear.
Haha, that's the story. It's also a childlike innocence. After all, children don't know anything, and they don't know what to say and what not to say, but they may have a long memory after being beaten. When he grows up, maybe he will know why his father beat him.
The child talked nonsense and laughed until his blood spattered three feet. Hearing an interesting story about her son from a colleague will add a little fun to everyone's bitter life.
When her colleague's son was about 3 years old, she went on a business trip. The child clamored for his mother. When grandma was walking outside with her children, she pointed to the plane and said, "Mom is on the plane and will be home soon."
Children remember doing morning exercises in kindergarten when they saw a plane in the sky and pointed to the teacher and said, "My mother is in the sky!" " " .
In the afternoon, when grandma went to pick up the children from school, the teacher asked her sympathetically, "When did the baby mother leave?" .
Grandma also solemnly said; I just left a few days ago.
The teacher said, "Hey, it's a pity to be so small!" " " .
Grandma immediately reflected at this time. When I came back to tell my colleagues, my colleagues laughed and cried uncontrollably.
My nephew is very thin. He is over four years old. Two days ago, my little brother had an operation and his leg was amputated. My sister went to the hospital to help. One day, she went late and took my nephew with her. My sister knew that my nephew talked a lot, so she gave him a warning in the car and told him not to say anything after he went. Don't ask. My nephew said that my mother knew that my uncle had amputated, so I didn't ask. My sister said that's good, and then she went to the hospital. My nephew ran directly to my little brother's bed, looked at my little brother and said, Uncle, how can you walk without legs? Uncle, where is your amputated leg? Let me see. I want to see your legs ... I keep asking. At that time, my sister was ashamed and pulled it away directly with her ears. Fortunately, my little brother wants to drive. ....
Guo Guojun officially entered the rebellious period when he was 3 years old. If he is not satisfied, he will ask others to leave. For example, when Grandpa criticized him, he said "Grandpa is gone" and "I want Grandpa to starve to death outside" and so on. For a while, I always said, "Mom, why are you so short?" My old mother wants to hit her every minute. What is even more embarrassing is that once I was shopping in the community, I met a colleague playing with a child. There is a birthmark on the child's face. The fruit said loudly, "Mom, Brother XX is so dirty that the mouse stinks on his face." Awkward.
What children say is really terrible! ! ! Sometimes people laugh and cry, sometimes people are ashamed!
Let me tell you a real little story first.
My neighbor lives in my cousin's house. One morning at first light, I went to work and saw my little nephew playing outside. I asked him why he came out so early. He said his father was beating his mother and kicked him out.
I didn't hear you right! What did his parents fight in the early morning? If there was a fight, why didn't I hear it? ! I asked my little nephew how they were playing. From a child's point of view, the answer was really wonderful! ! !
The little nephew said that his father rode naked on his mother, and his mother kept crying, but she didn't cry! He saw it when he woke up from his sleep. His father asked him to go out to play for a while, or he would come out if he continued to beat his mother.
I am speechless! Can I tell him that he is out? Can his father beat his mother harder? !
Although the child's words are unscrupulous, they are not terrible and can make adults feel embarrassed. To tell the truth, they haven't seen it, but they have experienced it personally.
My six-year-old son is in the first grade of primary school. Going to school at ordinary times is a nightmare. No matter how he teaches, he can't remember. The first mock exam in school, especially Chinese, is basically tens of minutes. Later, I simply stopped teaching and cultivated his consciousness. I always praise my son as long as he makes a little progress. Once, because my son came down from a mock exam, he didn't make much progress compared with before, and he looked miserable. I tried to encourage him and told him, "I have made progress, much better than my father." My father is as old as you, and he only got a few points in the Chinese exam ... "Originally, I wanted to encourage him, but I was full of pride, and I publicized in front of my classmates at school that my father only got a few points in the exam when he was a child. Who would have thought that when I picked him up from school the next day, I found many children looking at me and muttering with a smile: silly dad, and then I asked, "What did your classmates say, son?" My son told me that he told the children what I took in the exam when I was a child. I'm embarrassed to hear it.
There are more embarrassing things. I remember once quarreling with my wife because of things at home. When my wife gets angry, she drives me to my son's room to sleep. I wanted to sleep with my son and tell him a story so that I could spend the night safely. I never expected that when I first arrived at my son's room, my son smiled strangely and said to me, Mom won't let Dad sleep ... You sleep here and play with my mobile phone. To tell the truth, I fell twice for my son's mobile phone. Of course, I don't agree at this time. However, the son didn't want to say, "If you don't play for me, I'll tell others that you can't go to mom's bed." Then he started yelling at the window. It doesn't matter. When I went out to see my neighbors the next day, they all looked at me with strange eyes. The uncle next door came up to me and whispered, "Why, my wife cleaned me up yesterday." After listening, the whole person is uncomfortable. If my son were here, I would definitely give him a beating. After these things, I found that some things are to guide education and teach children not to talk nonsense, otherwise it will really be untenable in the community.
In short, although the children's words are unscrupulous, they also make adults laugh and cry and feel helpless. Therefore, parental guidance is needed in this case.
I remember reading a news story about a 10-year-old girl in the United States who ran out while her parents were not looking, took the child out of a stroller in the street, fell to the ground and kicked the baby's head with her feet.
The baby died after being rescued. When hearing the case, the judge asked the little girl why she killed someone.
The little girl just said, "Because I don't like her!" " "
I always think that children are terrible, because their minds are not fully developed, and the most primitive wildness in their minds is far more vivid than that of adults, and children simply don't know how to hide and control their wildness.
I remember when I was in primary school, an uncle especially liked to tease me. At that dinner, I threatened to kill my dad to scare me. Then I remember clearly that my mind was full of grievances and anger. I picked up the spoon in my hand, got down from the stool, spit the meat in my mouth on my uncle, and then poked him in the thigh with the spoon.
Keep chanting: "Kill you, kill you ..."
That kind of hatred is not faked, and it is terrible to think about it now.
Luckily, I had a spoon in my hand, and then ... I let my dad beat me up.
Is "children's words without restraint" terrible? It's really terrible, because when a child thinks of something, he will do it desperately, and then it will have very serious consequences. Then, why, children can only watch children's films or family films, but not other film and television dramas, because he may imitate them.
The most terrible sentence I have ever heard, "children's words are beyond bounds", ruined a family.
About 15 years ago, it was the most serious time for family planning. A family, having given birth to two daughters, has paid a fine of more than 10,000 yuan. In order to have a son and three children, they paid a fine of more than 60 thousand yuan.
The male owner of this family, holding his son, was amused: he paid more than 60 thousand yuan for this penis. Shall we cut it off?
The host just made fun of it and said it unintentionally. The listener was interested and was heard by two daughters aged 8 and 6 respectively.
One day, the host and hostess went out to work, and two girls looked at their brother. Then, they actually talked about cutting off their brother's penis with scissors.
When the host and hostess came back from the farm, their son bled to death.
The hero was very angry. He picked up a hoe and killed his two daughters. He also committed suicide.
In a happy family, there is only one crazy hostess left.
This is the terrible thing about children's words, but what is even more terrible is that many adults, even the elderly in their 50 s and 60 s, are still so "children's words", that is, the so-called bad guys are old.
The consequences of this old scoundrel are even more terrible.
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