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The novice asked, what slang does the tour guide have?

Slang that office workers must know!

If you work in a company, you are likely to get the following comments. Do you understand what they mean?

1. Ordinary employees [not very smart]

2. Excellent [no mistakes so far]

3. Be good at socializing [drinking]

4. Strong observation ability [regular report]

5. Enthusiastic work attitude [opinionated]

6. Quick thinking [quick excuses]

7. Go [always invite everyone to dinner]

8. Clear logic in complex work [can push the work to others]

9. Strong judgment [good luck]

10. Be ambitious [do harm in secret]

1 1. Easy-going [can be fired at any time]

12. Model employees [on time]

13. Good at releasing pressure [dozing off at work]

14. Work first [ugly nobody wants it]

15. Strong ability to work independently [no one knows what he is doing]

16. Long-term vision [always put off]

17. Excellent eloquence [nonsense]

18. Strong communication skills [frequent telegraph chat]

19. Firm and loyal [it is difficult to find a job elsewhere]

20. Have a sense of humor [can tell many dirty jokes]