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Write a composition about the dialogue between carriage and car.

Next to a quiet house, there is a luxurious car. Next to the car, there is an old bike. At this moment, suddenly there was a voice. Who's talking? Listen carefully, it turns out that cars and bicycles are talking. What are they talking about? Let's have a look!

The car took a disdainful look at the bike and said, "I think it's time for you to retire." The bicycle retorted, "I can still ride and get on the road." Why should I retire? " The car said, "Now, people use our cars instead of bicycles." Because your speed is too slow, humans use us, and we are faster, so that they can catch up with their work. "

"But because your master spent a lot of money!" The bicycle said confidently, "Last time, because you were too fast, the owner hurt a child. As a result, the child was injured and the car mainly compensated the child's family for medical expenses. Do you think the host spent a lot of money for you? " The car suddenly showed a surprised expression. The bike went on to say, "once, it was rush hour." No sooner had the owner arrived than the traffic was blocked. The car kept honking, so that the sound of the horn was everywhere, even at home, I heard it. Later, the traffic police came to solve the traffic jam. Therefore, the owner was late and deducted 50 yuan's salary. "

The car grabbed the handle of the bicycle and said, "The last time the owner's son rode you to school, he was ridiculed by his classmates that you were too old. When I came back, because of you, the young master collided with another bike and was injured. After returning, the little master lay in bed and cried. " "So to speak, but sometimes traffic jams, I can ride from other trails, so that I won't waste time and won't be late. How nice! Unlike you, traffic jams not only waste time, but also deduct 50 yuan's salary. Is this good? "

"Of course not, but what should you do if you break down halfway? If you are not careful, your bike will fall off the chain and the tire will break. It is commonplace for you, so we will not collapse so easily! " "Bicycle continue to refute.