Do you have any jokes that can kill people?

Although this joke won't make people laugh to death, there is no lack of wisdom. A senior beauty is very smart. She found that her husband, who was not too rich, kept a mistress outside, and his income was greatly reduced. So she was calm and didn't make trouble, but after careful consideration and maturity, she took several measures.

First, I went to the insurance company to insure four old people respectively, and then transferred the two children to an aristocratic school. Then spend money on yourself regularly. First, I added VIP, got a beauty gold card, bought LV bags, French fashion and so on. Make yourself look young and beautiful. In less than half a year, the family's economy has undergone subtle changes, and it has been unable to make ends meet. The husband was extremely anxious, thinking: parents bought appropriate insurance, children bought it at school, and there was no problem with wife's consumption. It is normal that their wives don't care about themselves. No one can wronged his family! So I made up my mind: tight, tight again! As a result, before the end of the year, the captive third child ran away. The reason is that her husband has given her less and less capital, and even she has to eat and open a house. Sometimes, she has to pay the price and others have to quit completely. At this moment, the wife breathed a sigh of relief and said to herself, Little fellow, how dare you fight with me? Freeze your account first, then cut off your funds. Without breeding grounds, you will die!

Once upon a time, there was a barber who was poor in craftsmanship but felt good about himself. At that time, all the so-called hairdressing tools were used to cut hair. If the blade is not sharp, the barber will feel very painful. Over time, there will be fewer and fewer customers. Finally, a customer came this day. The barber was busy with the warm reception and began to get a haircut. At first, the customer felt very painful, but he was embarrassed to say that he had been gritting his teeth and insisting. The barber was overjoyed: everyone said I was dull in knife work and poor in craftsmanship. Look how well this guy works together. I will definitely give him a haircut and show others how my skills are. The customer has been insisting, insisting, which is really unbearable, so he asked: Master, are you shaving your head? Barber: Yes, it will be finished soon. His heart is beautiful. He said I was almost finished shaving. He hasn't felt it yet. Customer: I thought you shaved it by hand!

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Laughing for ten years, please let me contract your jokes in the future.

Funny joke 1:

A beautiful woman went to the hospital, and the doctor gave her a B-ultrasound checklist, which she couldn't understand.

The beauty asked the doctor, "Doctor, where is this 13 super?"

Doctor: "Not 13, but B-ultrasound!"

Beauty: "Your B score is too wide!" " (loudly) "

Funny joke 2: getting married

Why did you meet a long, sage-like-minded person on the roadside and couldn't help asking for advice?

The Taoist priest asked him, "young man, I think your bones are strange." Meeting is fate. I will help you calculate divination for free today. Do you want to count your marriage or your future? "

Viagra thought for a moment and said, "Let's calculate marriage. How long can I stay with my girlfriend? "

The Taoist stroked his long beard: "Your girlfriend is not very good in quality and easy to blow up!"

Father and son built a house, and the son is a great worker. The dimensions are all good, the foundation has been dug and the wall has been built smoothly. It's time to go to Daliang. The father and son had a hard time hanging the girder, and both of them wanted to pull it to their side. The son was strong enough to pull the girder over and put it on the wall, but the father couldn't reach it and the size was wrong. The old man fell down with the girder and was unconscious. The son hurried down to hug his father and shouted. The old man said you were Master Lu Ban!

Laughing makes my stomach ache! When are beautiful women not afraid of being dirty and tired? That's funny!

Don't go through the process, just laugh! what are you reading? Laugh!

It is not good to dare to laugh to death.

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