What is the most boring news you have ever seen?

I think this boring news is just a joke: Ms. Wu from Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province scraped a police motorcycle while driving, and the police officer driving the motorcycle was injured. According to the procedure, the traffic police asked to detain the car and file an investigation. At this time, Ms. Wu's husband made an amazing move: first, he hugged the police officer and "confessed" his heart. Then I began to kiss the police officer, hoping that the other party would forgive myself. .