April fool's joke sentence

April Fool's Day is a very happy day. In fact, April Fool's Day is a traditional folk festival in western society, but on this day, we also play some jokes with our good friends. Then, let's share the jokes on April Fool's Day.

April Fool's joke sentence 1 1, if you let me have April Fool's Day, I will let you have Tomb-Sweeping Day.

2. Hey, take one million when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

3. How did you spend April Fool's Day? It happens to be Tomb-Sweeping Day.

4. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying hypocritical love words; April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!

I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

8, don't take anyone's feelings as a game, it can only show that you are a scum, an unworthy person.

9. Uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

12, it is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!

13. We didn't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we didn't confess on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.

14. If you lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

15, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month. You are stupid in everything you do and everything you eat. After dinner, you laugh and laugh, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!

16, this information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

17, the mentally retarded person who saved this message is equivalent to an idiot if he replies to this message. If he forwards this message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day!

From June 18 to April 1 day, the salary of all employees in the unit increased by 40%. Please collect the difference from April 1 to April 17:00 to finance. Wish you a happy holiday!

19, Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

20. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

2 1, career does not seek "stupidity", love is never "stupidity", it often takes advantage of "stupidity", and it is "stupidity" every year, and it is "stupidity" every day for good luck. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

22. April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.

April 23 1 April Fool's Day, I want to send you a happy rabbit to make you happy to play with you, and also send you a happy rabbit to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

24. If the sky is sentimental, if the sky is old, if the moon is long and round, if the river is inexhaustible, if it is unintentional, it will follow! Knowing you is the first day forever. I like you more than before. Playing you is the source of my happiness. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. I am not afraid that someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day. I'm afraid you will agree.

26. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

27. I won't let anyone celebrate April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day!

28, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

29. I confess that I have three hearts for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, I want to touch you sincerely, and I want to care about you. The second meaning: your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will seriously carry out my half-hearted plan until the end.

30. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to admit you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 20 15040 1, and your scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

3 1, China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't connect, please fall to the ground as hard as possible and return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today's children choose Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day.

Don't tell me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

35, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

I love you, honey. I love you forever. May you always smile and be happy.

2, the world of mortals locks, only feeling Iraq. Looking back, Zhan Yan giggled. I will never suffer from lovesickness in my life.

People are so strange sometimes, they won't say anything when they are wronged, and they cry when they hear comfort.

When I met you, there was no sea of stars in my world, because the stars turned to dust at the moment I met you again.

The person who loves you will be like a child occasionally, but he will be like a strict instructor occasionally.

6. If you are a miracle, I am willing to record all your books!

7. The boy's hug makes the girl feel that he is the safest harbor, and the girl's hug makes the boy feel that he is the sweetest possession.

8. Are you thinking about me? Otherwise, my ears will always have a fever!

9. In the long life, don't be afraid of the unknown, don't worry about the past, wait with a smile and be the best you can be.

10, tell you a story, which is very long, so I'll make a long story short, I miss you.

1 1, I overheard you say to God that you won't marry unless I marry, so I decided not to betray God.

12, whatever it is, big or small, whether it has anything to do with you or not, I want to talk to you.

13, you suddenly appeared, still looking like a peach blossom, half ashamed and half happy, as usual, which moved me. Helpless, just a dream.

14, who are you? You are a teenager with a pen tip, and your thoughts turn into a song on the desolate road of the city.

15, I really love you, say it out loud, and let this sentence greet you and me with passionate feelings for a better tomorrow.

16, use your name and my last name to make this story. From then on, there is no worry, and the story is dull, but you are enough!

17, I'm not bragging. If you fall in love with me, it's definitely the sweetest.

18, joys and sorrows are you, exultation is you, and you are the remote control of my mood.

19, if the whole world is hostile to you, I will tell you the sweet words of my life.

I spilled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.

2 1, when people always want to cry, you always use your hands to quietly heal my wounds and not let others know.

22. How many people have I lost contact with for one of you? As a result, as soon as you left, they were gone.

23. I love you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because it was sunny that day and you were wearing my favorite shirt.

Please give me a ticket to your life, and I can get full marks in your world.

25. My love for you is like a set of real numbers. You are reasonable and unreasonable, I tolerate it.

26, let's love let nature take its course, * * * share joys and sorrows.

27. Love is a responsibility. It's not that I can't meet a better one, but because I already have you and don't want to meet a better one.

28. Newton found that everything has gravity, and I found you attractive to me.

29. I can't hear the voice in the text message, and I can't see the expression in the call. If I say I miss you, will you give up everything and hug me?

30. I only miss you, and I really want to say hello to you.

3 1. After waiting for a long time, you only replied "hmm". I want to reply to you in seconds, but what do you want me to say?

32. When I was young, I wanted to fall in love many times. When I met you when I grew up, I realized that loving you for a lifetime was not enough.

I don't regret everything I have done in this life, but if there is an afterlife, I will never fall in love with you again.

I like that culture very much, but I will never be your sweetheart.

35. When you are angry, it is fire; when I cry, it is flood. Only the two of us together are harmless.

36. Once you praise another girl, I think you cheated on her once.

How much I should love you to miss you every minute.

38. I didn't see your mood get worse when your heart beat faster. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. Is it a long wait to have you?

39. The cowherd and weaver girl in the sky come to meet, and the passionate people in the underground pray for eternal love.

40. I am the last passer-by on your road, the last spring, the last snow and the last battle for survival.

4 1, someone will see the light under your eyes, and I want to grow up with you.

42. Time is the medium, and youth is employment. If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

43. As soon as a guest comes in, socks will slip away. She ran away shyly and leaned against the door, smelling the fragrance of plum flowers.

April Fool's joke sentence 3 1, the time is really beautiful. Because the ions in the sun are too strong recently, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

2. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

I hope you have a good rest, work hard, sleep well and get up well. In short, you are happy in everything you do, and you will be the envy of everyone in the Jianghu. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

I am waiting for you in front of your house, with a lot of things in my hand, all the food and play are ready, and I am ready to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

6. The quality of blessings depends on the reading effect: take a few seconds to read carefully, speak clearly, look right, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

7. You were born with a spiral head, your face is black and your fingers are missing, two leaves cover your face, rivers and lakes fly over the wall, chickens fly and dogs bark, and beauty is dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

8, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be giggling silently, your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!

9. Buddha said that you and I are predestined friends. I said, you and I have no chance. Buddha said, things are not things, flowers are not flowers, can you understand? I said, things have changed, and I am doomed to miss you! Second brother, you are crazy, Amitabha. I won't take you to KFC!

10, you are so worth cherishing, but I never care. When your beautiful image suddenly disappeared in the turbulent sea of people, I suddenly found that I can't live without you. Salt. Wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

1 1, strange, strange, strange. Seven turtles are dancing, six lions are playing chess, five monkeys are eating pears, four donkeys are chasing Shu Kei, three mice are shooting three passes, two crabs are playing Tai Chi, and a little pig is reading information! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, every year today, fools don't care, and cheat you to laugh happily. Being cheated is unconscious, only knowing that you are stupid. Friends joke together and dance happily. April Fool's Day, I wish my friends understanding and happiness!

13, tell you good news, the boss said to give you a promotion and salary increase, car, power and money. Sorry, I'm talking in my sleep again. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, saying that you are not beautiful is a lie; To say that you are ungrateful is to misunderstand you; There is no reason to say that you are not gentle; It is absolutely unreasonable to say that you are not smart. Everything is good for you, but you should be happy on April Fool's Day today.

15, someone else has a big bunch of roses, and I am short of money. I only have a cactus, so I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "Happy April Fool's Day!

16, baby, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings. Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

17, the weather forecast of this city: it will cool down tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will blow money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday: Happy April Fool's Day!

19, I've always wanted to say three words to you, but you know its weight. I'm afraid that once I say it, we won't even have to be friends. But I can't control my feelings and summon up courage to say to you: you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. I want money, I want emotion. I can't have both. I gave up money and took my feelings with me. "Stupidity" is what I want, and so is bear's paw. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

2 1, don't bother me when you are upset; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

22. Great wisdom is a kind of cultivation, helping others is an idea, integrity is a realm, directness is a kind of mind, and stupidity is an extremely petty attitude towards life.

23, warm and fragrant, a bag of sweet and sticky, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apples safe, a basket of coke happy, plus my full blessing, I would like to receive the message of "eating goods" Happy April Fool's Day!

24. To commemorate the anniversary of moving mountains in Gong Yu, the theme of April Fool's Day in 2008 is: Learn from Comrade Gong Yu. Forwarding and receiving this topic can improve the fool index and award the title of modern fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

27. Sleep in at ordinary times, run around in charge, run when you see people, and shout when there is a voice. It's ridiculous to think of it, my friend. Stop looking. Dogs bite mice and mind their own business. April Fool's Day is here. May you laugh happily!

28. Fool's trick: Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, take out toothpaste and squeeze it into the cake, and then put it in an obvious place. Naturally, people will patronize and taste it.

29. Don't fool me. I am just a legend, but for the sake of social harmony, I must live a good life. I wish you a stupid job, no pressure, a life of great wisdom and no temper. On April Fool's Day, "stupid" people will be happy and blessed!

30. With a little praise, I ran away. If you give a little praise, you will not find a satisfactory north. If you are called stupid by your friends on April Fool's Day, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!