Funny sentences about stomach pain

My mother: Then why don’t you leave this home unconsciously.

This point is still at work. Anyway, I am alone when I go home. My stomach hurts. What is the cause of this? I feel uncomfortable everywhere. I have been very irritable these past few days. I ate ice cream before my aunt came, but now that she has not come, I still have backache and various discomforts.

You are an ugly duckling in my pond, you are a silly crow in my old tree, you are me telling the truth when I am drunk, Ou----Why are you laughing secretly? Me It was so difficult. I slept until midnight for the first time and was woken up by stomach pain! I don't even believe your punctuation marks.

When I was a child, there was a woman who confessed her love to me and I decisively rejected her. Her brother came to me and asked me, "How awesome are you?" I replied, "I am a snake," and he got beaten up.

My dad gave me 100 and asked me to buy a pack of cigarettes. The store didn’t sell them, so he secretly bought a lollipop and took it home and said that a dollar had dropped. Dad: If a kid bullies you, shovel him! Daughter: But I am a girl, dad.

Dad: Oh, you can use a pink shovel! I remember one time, because I failed in an exam, my father hit me with a broom when I came home. I suddenly remembered that the teacher said that we should be considerate to our parents, so I said while being beaten: Dad, didn’t you eat today? I advised my mother: It’s better to throw away the things you don’t need at home and keep them at home to occupy space!