I want a joke about two or more people talking.

Teacher: "Xiao Xin, please make a sentence with" dilemma "." Xiao Xin: "I was in a dilemma during the exam." Teacher: "Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the questions?"? Xiao Xin: "No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma. Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce? Fish shop owner: No. Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard? Fish shop owner: No Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything. Teacher: "Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: "Someone will sue you for sexual harassment" Teacher: "Now you are in the first aid class, and someone is injured. What should you do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants organ donation. Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard? Sister: It's all because of you. Xiao Xin: Me? "Sister:" Yes, someone in our family must be promising! Meiya: "I have to go home as soon as the summer school is over." Why not listen? " I hate people who don't come home on time ... Xiao Xin: "Why are you so angry?" I'm not angry that you didn't go home to cook immediately after work! Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: "Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!"! Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met. Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How did you know? Sister: You push everything thoroughly. Meiya: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50. Xiao Xin: I did as you said. Meiya: What did I say? Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's. Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow. Xiao Xin: No. Teacher: Why? Xiao Xin: "My father did the work. He will go to work tomorrow. "Xiao Xin:" Meiya, you said you had to finish everything, and you couldn't give up halfway, right? Meiya: That's right, Xiao Xin: Well, today is the end of this series, and you can't stop me from watching it. Meiya: It's good to be able to swim. Xiao Xin: Meiya, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Meiya: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: "No, you have more and more crow's feet" Teacher: "Xiao Xin, you have written your homework well recently" Xiao Xin: "It's all because of * * * *" Teacher: "What's the relationship between pornography and homework? Xiao Xin: My father has nowhere to go at night, so he can only stare at me doing my homework at home.