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How to humorously refuse others' confession
Methods/steps
Subtle: Whether you have a boyfriend or not, tell him that you already have a boyfriend, invite him to dinner another day, and so on. Or tell him euphemistically with social software that you have always regarded him as an ordinary friend, and you must not reluctantly accept him because you are soft-hearted, because two or more people will get hurt in the end.
Hot type: directly tell the other person "I'm sorry, I don't like you, I like muscular men, rich and loving" or directly kick him out of social software and blacklist him (this is only for people who are particularly annoying, because it really hurts).
Decisiveness: Tell each other directly. No, I don't want to. You'd better find someone else It is really impossible for us. You are just wasting your energy and time on me. Let's find the one that suits you!
Harmful: smile and say to the other person, this joke is really funny, come on, say it again, and then tell all your friends; Or tell him to go home and take a good look in the mirror or come back flushed!
Still good friends: I'm sorry, we are good buddies, good sisters, relatives, and closer than boyfriends and girlfriends. Don't say that again, it's not funny. I will always be your good sister and brother. Let's go to see beautiful women together.
Matters needing attention
Don't hesitate if you don't like it, or hurt others because of a little vanity.
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