A collection of classic WeChat jokes?

The jokes on WeChat always give people a slightly sad feeling, and the fresh sadness is more memorable. Below is what I compiled for you, I hope you will like it.

Appreciation

1. A spring will lose its elasticity if it is oppressed by external objects for a long time. The same is true for our spirit. If it is often pressured by other people's thoughts, it will also lose its elasticity. .

2. It’s raining in my city and the air is moldy. I hope your city is sunny and sunny. I hope that after lunch, you will put on a smile and bask in the moist brightness for me. It rained in the city and then it became moldy

3. "Life between heaven and earth is suddenly like a traveler from afar."

4. When you recruit a boatman, it depends on whether you are involved or not. Whether people are involved or not, they must be my friends.

5. Confused, I look at the rain outside the window. I hope you will come back and study ink and paint with me. Ignoring Linglong's heart, he is drunk on the bed in the bedroom. I hope you will return and enjoy the peach blossoms side by side with me. Don't be involved in romantic debts, sit alone in the boudoir and embroider. I hope you will return and walk with me in love. Don't be afraid of beauty getting old, just trace the flower makeup in the mirror. I hope you will return and hold an umbrella with me to ride through the winter snow. Don't complain about the love of Yuguan, just listen to the sound outside the Great Wall. I hope you will come back and take a boat ride with me to watch the sea. Don’t worry about the journey of thousands of miles, travel in brocade clothes night after night. I hope you will return and travel with me to the ends of the earth in this lifetime.

6. All the endings have been written, all the tears have started, but suddenly I forgot what kind of beginning it was... No matter how I pursue it, young you are just like a cloud. Shadows pass by, and your smiling face is very light and faint, gradually disappearing into the mist after sunset. Then I opened the yellowed title page and found that fate had bound it extremely poorly. With tears in my eyes, I read it again and again, but I had to admit that youth is a book that is too hasty.

7. "It's not a play, it's not a play~ I just take the darkest part of human heart, the ugly side they hide deliberately through hypocrisy. In my way, let them unscrupulously *** in this In the world! That's all. "

8. From now on, I will never be a person that pleases my eyes. Anyone who doesn't like me will die.

9. No matter how beautiful it is, it cannot withstand forgetfulness, and no matter how sad it is, it cannot withstand time.

10. If you work too hard to pursue someone, even if you catch her, you can’t keep her, because in the future, for a long time, this person will feel that she is the one you have worked so hard to pursue, and she deserves it. Enjoying privileges, you will never get equality in this relationship.

11. "If you want to make someone happy, there is always a way to make it happen."

12. Many years later, so many people have come and gone in my life that I can't even remember them. Without knowing the names and faces, I understood one thing. In fact, many times what we think is sad is just a blow and setback to our self-esteem. There are only a few people in this life who can really hurt our hearts.

13. If you do not grasp the cognition and strategy of the chess pieces, you will not be able to play the game.

14. Don’t forget to live for yourself and the people you love.

15. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you.

16、 叶三少：我爱你的心，天地可鉴，不管谁来抢，老子一拳揍扁。 Miss Cheng: My love for you is as great as the heavens can express. No matter who comes to snatch it away, the girl will slap her to death.

17. If there is not too much indulgence, there will not be much brokenness.

18. If time is like fireworks, can you watch the dazzling splendor with me?

19. It is the vanity of human nature to want people to know that you have a secret, but not to let others know what the secret is. Wait until they ask and ask them to guess.

20. No one can tell you the answer because they don’t know your question.

21. I hope grandpa’s life is a complete circle, infinitely close to the end and infinitely close to the starting point

22. Later, I discovered that I only suit your stomach, not you. heart.

23. It’s hard to stay together when we get together again; if we stay together, don’t look back.

24. Maybe we cannot understand the meaning of "living", but we have paid too much for "living"; maybe we cannot realize our dreams, but we have shed too many tears for our dreams. . All we can do is go further on this road and never look back. Heaven may not be in front of you, but hell must be behind you.

25. Bai Xiaojing: Why are you laughing? I’m serious. Liu Zhiguang: I laugh. I have never had the opportunity to touch a scalpel in my life, but I fell in love with someone who likes to use surgery. Bai Xiaojing: Make it simple, I want to listen to subject and predicate. Liu Zhiguang: I said, I love you. Bai Xiaojing: Say it again. Liu Zhiguang: I love you.

26. When a friend goes astray, you should do whatever it takes to bring him back even if you lose the friendship. This is the kind of friendship that a samurai pursues.

27. Gentle and generous people are just a little more selfish than arrogant and domineering people. When various circumstances make both people feel that the interests of one party are not the main concern of the other party, Happiness is over.

28. Even if there is an extra thorn in your life and it doesn’t sting, don’t worry, just treat it like you have a plot but no story...

29. My heart is long-lasting in this life. Liu, his heart cares about the fairy world and all living beings, but he only failed her and himself.

30. To perform the art of vertical and horizontal, the first thing is to use a unique word. The so-called decision-making without mercy means to be able to decide the most valuable and worth doing things

31. Don’t say you are running away, don’t shoulder all the things alone, this is too foreign. . Begging for help with tears, leaning on me with tears. Cry when you want to cry, laugh when you want to laugh. When you cry until you turn ugly, I will cry uglier than you, and when you laugh loudly, I will laugh louder than you. That's all. Rather than abandoning oneself and dying a noble death, it is better to live according to one's own ideas, even if it is dirty, it doesn't matter.

32. When the water is extremely clear, there are no fish; when people observe it carefully, there are no disciples. Jinyu hides her flaws, while Chuanze accepts the dirt.

33. I once saw a sentence in a book that said, "The two most precious things in life are life and soul. God gives everyone a life. Heart, if you take good care of your life and settle your soul, your life will be complete. Even so, how can you take good care of your life and settle your soul? I also selfishly wanted to put aside all the worldly things and find something that only belongs to me. Peace. It's just that the past is like a seductive harp. Even if the strings are broken, the echo of death will be filled with it. In fact, I am afraid of loneliness and the loneliness deep in my soul. I just long for a kind of dependence, a real dependence, that's all.

34. Some people think that love is sex, marriage, a kiss at six in the morning, and a bunch of children. Maybe it is, Miss Lester. But you know what I think, I think love wants to touch and then pulls back.

35. The faint fragrance of ice and snow in the world is reflected in the distance. You can recognize the world's heroes by walking along the river. There is a plum man on the left side of the river.

36. You are unwilling. I have thought that if I have to leave you, I will not commit suicide, nor will I be able to love others anymore, I will just wither!

37. Ten thousand people in the tents and houses are drunk, and the stars are crumbling.

38. I have watched a lot of dear people go. I must have watched a lot of people go by as I live alone forever with my teacher. For example, Reiko, one day...

39. Time, you get twenty-four hours every day, but one day brings wisdom and strength to the diligent people, leaving only time for the lazy people. A wave of regret.

40. I am an obedient child. I will not change until death, but I will only obey myself.

Appreciation

1. The look in your eyes is more complex than any Mathematical Olympiad problem I have ever seen.

2. You originally planned to eat me, so even if you are eaten by me, you have no right to complain.

3. Because I care too much, I can’t bear it.

4. "We were too young in BC, and we were too old in AD. No one has ever seen that truly beautiful smile. Time and opportunity are wonderful things, and not all girls in their prime have the same She can meet a boy who loves her in the most beautiful years, and not all the glamor can shine brightly in the best years of life. "

5. What we think is never the present, the future, or the future. , is the memory you have.

6. I am young, and my time is wasted.

7. If a person does not know which dock he is sailing to, then any wind will not be a tailwind.

8. Brothers, you can withstand the test of no contact. But lovers can't~

9. You climb high and go far, not to be seen by the world, but to see the world.

10. His loneliness comes from his dream. It was a beautiful place, but he was the only one there. He endured all the loneliness and waited, he was a lonely watcher.

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