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Fifth grade typo composition
Whether you are an ordinary person, a scholar or a star. I dare not say that you did something wrong, but one thing, I'm sure, you have a 100% chance, that is, you wrote a typo!
Why did you bring this up? Because I've had such embarrassing things before.
"Ding-ding, ding-ding, ding-ding" ringing bell rang, "Long live!" The voice rippled in the classroom, "Wait!" A serious voice directly suppressed our cheers. "And dictation!"
Dictation began, and my deskmate approached me carefully, for fear that the teacher would find out, "Hello, hello, how to write this word?" "aha! At the critical moment, you have to rely on your genius deskmate! As long as you listen to me, you can get 100 points for this package! " "Yes, yes!" He talked and wrote. Finally, after the dictation, we handed over the dictation to the group leader.
The dictation was sent, and my deskmate and I didn't get the dictation paper. Then the teacher happened to mention our names. "You see you are both wrong! Look at your deskmate, the back is wrong. What about you? All wrong! See for yourself! " Say that finish, the teacher walked to the office.
Alas! I didn't expect him to copy the words I wrote correctly, and all the words behind him were wrong. He was still complacent. You say, am I ashamed today?
Today, Mr. Zheng asked us to look for typos in our deskmate's composition book. I found that there are 25 typos in Lin Qing's composition, but I only have 10.
At first glance, ah, they are all small faults that need to be seen very carefully: the head is not worn horizontally. There are no spelling mistakes such as unequal hook and radical. These obviously should not be wrong!
It turns out that it is because of our usual negligence, and it is also because we have developed the bad habit of not checking after finishing our homework. I just want to finish my homework quickly, so there are typos in my homework. According to my statistical analysis, at least 20% of my classmates have more than 50 typos in all their homework.
Typos can be divided into four categories:
First, when writing, strokes are omitted. These mistakes are usually caused by carelessness in writing. Many students think that it doesn't matter if there is more money and less money. This idea is wrong! Just like a paragraph in our textbook: "A little bit is worth a thousand dollars", if one is missing or more, it is not the original words.
Second, the wrong part. Some people will make mistakes easily because they are unfamiliar with this word and careless.
Third, pictophonetic characters are difficult to distinguish. Because many words sound alike or the same, sometimes some students don't care when they do their homework, and many mistakes come out here. For example, "bian" and "bian" have the same pronunciation, but the words and meanings are completely different. For example, "blue" and "basket" also have different meanings and pronunciations, because the relationship between "L" and "N" is that one has a nasal sound and the other has no nasal sound, which is difficult to identify and easy to make mistakes.
Similarities are like twin brothers. Similar words are confusing words because they are too similar. There are many such examples, such as "Tai", "Da" and "Tian". Look, there is only one difference between these three words. As mentioned above, more strokes and less paintings not only make the words different, but also change the tone and meaning.
According to data analysis, many students are wrong in the third and fourth categories. I hope everyone can be serious, and the workers can write the Chinese characters that have been passed down in China for thousands of years. Don't leave a chance for typos!
This survey report ends here!
I am a fifth-grade pupil, and I often write wrong words. Once, I heard a story:
Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaotian. His handwriting is very untidy. Once, his test paper was handed out and his score did not change. He only wrote a short comment: the handwriting is too scrawled to read clearly. But Xiaotian knew that he wrote well, so he ignored it. After this incident, he still scribbled. Until one thing happened: one day, Xiaotian's mother (Xiaotian was famous for her scrawled handwriting when she grew up) fell ill. He wrote a letter to the doctor, hoping that the doctor would come soon. I didn't expect that the doctor couldn't read Xiaotian's handwriting clearly, but Xiaotian's mother died because of a long time.
Writing here, I suddenly remembered the typo in Mandarin my mother taught me:
While the iron is hot in the east, the iron is hot in the west.
Give my sister a pair of scissors,
My sister sent me a word sticker,
One more sum, one less mention,
The meaning of words is thousands of miles away,
Gradually, there was a big difference,
Be careful of your memory.
Anyway, bye-bye for typos!
I often say the wrong thing, which makes me pay the price of joking.
Case 1:
One day, my father just came back from the door. I stepped forward to meet him. I saw my father holding the software box of Rising antivirus software in his hand. I'm not sure if it's "Rising antivirus software" and asked, "Is this" terminal antivirus software "?"
"eh? ! Terminal Star antivirus software? What is' satellite antivirus software'? ! "
"ah! Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! It is' Rising Antivirus Software' or' Rising Antivirus Software'. " Alas ... this "apotheosis" is still circulating today. ...
Case 2:
That exam. I finished the examination paper carefully. Write down your name and hand it in.
By the time the test paper was handed out, I waited left and right, but I didn't get my test paper. I still didn't get the test paper after I handed it out. I was in a hurry when suddenly the teacher said, "Teacher Liao Zizuo came up to get the test paper."
Up to now, there are people in our class who call me Liao Zizou.
Case 3;
Today, when I was watching TV. I saw the word "diffuse" and I said, "* * * * Busy." My accent has disappeared. Sister "ha ha ha" laughed.
I asked inexplicably, "What are you laughing at?" It dawned on me when my sister told me.
Don't joke like me!
Mistakes are common in life. Last week, the teacher asked us to look for mistakes in our lives and listen.
First, on Saturday, my mother took me to the shopping center. I searched and searched, and finally, I found it next to the toilet. It turned out that there was a sign that said "public governance" and the word "toilet" was written as "governance".
On Sunday, I found another typo on the signboard of a small shop. He wrote the word "shape" as "line". I also found it in front of a biscuit shop. The word "filling" on the sign is written as "OK". Finally, I saw "abundant water and happiness" on the signboard of a restaurant. The correct spelling should be "Feng Shui".
Secondly, after analysis, I think typos can be divided into two categories: one is intentional typos, and the other is unintentional typos. Inadvertent spelling mistakes can also be divided into: words with similar form, homophonic, homophonic and so on.
Third, there are many possibilities for writing typos: 1. Some people are lazy. If they don't look up words or ask others, they will be wrong. 2. Some people deliberately misspell words, such as "Cough can't be delayed" and "Riding endlessly".
Four, I think, the ways to eliminate typos are:
1, read more extracurricular books.
2, usually refine and accumulate some good words and sentences.
3. When you meet words you don't understand, look them up in the dictionary, and don't scribble.
4, if necessary, can reflect to the relevant departments, shall be ordered to modify.
I hope to write fewer typos in the future.
There are always many novel gadgets in the shop downstairs. I went downstairs to buy vinegar for my mother that day and suddenly saw a pair of bracelets with silver light. Oh, the workmanship is quite exquisite. There are several light blue flowers printed on both sides of the bracelet, with a very thin stem in the middle. It's just a pair of plastic bracelets, which are just right for fooling my little cousin. So I took out my money and bought it.
When I got home, I took out my bracelet and looked at it carefully. I found that there were almost no flaws on it, and I was secretly pleased: it seems that I earned it this time. Suddenly, I noticed a small silver print on a bracelet, and I whispered, "innocent ... innocent' wave'?"
"My God!" I looked at this bracelet silently, and my mother smiled when she saw it, laughing that I was cheated by the confused bartender.
In fact, this is just a small case. There are many typos in life, such as: I used a blue "elephant" leather today; I went to repair the car the next day and saw the tires "flushing" and "waxing"; I also saw the "group" gold interview in the advertisement for renting a house. ...
Nowadays, typos are very common in people's lives, and many network terms are evolved from typos. But what I want to say is that we should put an end to typos in our lives, and we should not defile sacred Chinese characters just because we think some typos are interesting!
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