Send a few jokes, okay? I've never heard anything funny. Anything funny will do.

1, dude, sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

I really envy you for having such a successful father at such a young age.

3. Ouch, are you too busy to go to the toilet by yourself?

Your stupidity is always so creative.

When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

6, son, stupid people can't come back to life!

7. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person has been much more energetic.

8. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

9. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

10, alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.

1 1, cough! What to say and what not to whisper.

12, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

13, if you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

14, tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you should learn to wash your dirty linen. If you are not smart, you should learn to be bald!

15, look at you, look at your back, and turn your head and scare away a million lions.

16, it occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

17, give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.

18, as a typical failure, is really successful!

19, my heart is broken, and it looks like jiaozi.

20, bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher!