English jokes, with translation

Have you stopped hitting your wife? Did you stop hitting your wife?

This story is about an aggressive lawyer who habitually tries to intimidate his opponent's witnesses.

A witness tends to give a lengthy explanation before answering.

"I want' yes' or' no'," thundered the lawyer. You don't need to argue about it! "

"But some questions can't be answered with' yes' or' no'," the witness replied gently.

"None!" The lawyer snapped.

"Oh," said the witness, "then answer this question:" Have you stopped hitting your wife? "

This story is about an aggressive defense lawyer who is used to trying to intimidate opposing witnesses.

A witness is a little inclined to give a lengthy explanation before answering questions.

"I want you to answer yes or no," the defense lawyer thundered. "You don't need to argue about this question."

"But some questions cannot be answered with' yes' or' no'." The witness responded to him gently.

"There is no such problem!" The lawyer snapped at him.

"Oh," said the witness, "then please answer this question:" Have you stopped hitting your wife? "