On American English jokes

Cold jokes are a new language phenomenon that has only appeared in recent years, and it takes the network as the main mode of communication. I carefully collected short American English jokes for everyone to enjoy and learn!

About short American English jokes 1

For months, I have been hinting that I need a new wedding ring because I am allergic to it. On my birthday, when I was gardening, my husband asked me for advice on gifts. I raised my hands and said, "You will notice that my hands are empty." Later that night, I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said when I opened a new pair of gloves.

For months, I have been hinting to my husband that I need a new wedding ring because I am a little allergic to gold. On my birthday, when I was gardening, my husband asked me what gift I wanted. I raised my hands and said, well, you must see that my hands are bare. ? That night, I opened the gift from my husband with enthusiasm. ? Happy birthday! ? He said. I opened it and found a pair of gardening gloves wrapped inside.

American English jokes 2

One day, a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what are synonyms?" "What? You don't even know what synonyms are? You are so stupid. When I say you are stupid, I mean you are stupid, stupid. Do you know what synonyms are now? " "Yes, it is synonymous with using bad language," the child concluded.

One day, a child aged 10 asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What did you say? I can't even read synonyms! What an idiot! When I say you are an idiot, I mean you are an idiot, an idiot. Do you understand the meaning of synonyms now? " "I see. Synonym is "curse" "

About short American English jokes 3

Mother asked her little boy, "Honey, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mom," the son replied proudly. "On the contrary, she asked me how much one plus two equals, and I told her that it equals three."

The mother asked her young son, Honey, what did the teacher teach you today?

The son said proudly:? Nothing, mom. Instead, she asked me what one plus two was, and I told her it was three. ?

About short American English jokes

A boy went home with a stomachache. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach hurts because it is empty. Just eat something. " After a while, my father came back from the office and said he had a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his clever son. "If you have something in it, you will be fine."

A boy came home from school with a stomachache. ? Come on, sit down and have a snack. Mom said,? Your stomach hurts because it is empty. Eat something and you'll be fine. ? After a while, the boy's father came home from work and said he had a headache. ? You have a headache because your head is empty. His clever son said? It would be nice to decorate something inside. ?

About short American English jokes 5

One night, a hotel caught fire and the people living in it ran out in their pajamas. Two men stood outside watching the fire. ? Before I come out? One said, I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money when they are afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. You don't know my job? Another said. ? What do you do? I am a policeman. ? Oh! ? The first man shouted. He had a brainwave and said? Do you know my job? The police said. ? I am a writer. I always tell things that never happened. ?

One night, a hotel caught fire, and the people living in this hotel ran out in their pajamas. Two men stood outside, watching the fire. ? Before I come out? One of them said:? I ran into some rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think about money in fear. If someone leaves paper money in the fire, the fire will burn it to ashes. So I took all the money I could find. No one will become poorer because I took them. ?

? You don't know what I do. ? Another said. ? What do you do? I am a policeman. Oh! ? The first man gave a cry. He had a brainwave and said, then you know what I do. No? The police said. ? I am a writer. I always like to make up stories that never happened. ?