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I am a gout patient, because I eat too much food with high purine content and am obese. By controlling my diet and putting an end to drinking and exercising to lose weight, my gout has not been committed for three years. Why did the doctor say that I couldn't get well from this disease, because most people didn't control my diet so well? But you're getting married, and it's entirely appropriate to make some efforts on your diet. It's okay to get married normally, and it's not necessary for a thief who runs fast. After marriage, I suggest a reasonable diet and exercise. It is to be in good health and normal physical indicators before giving birth to a child before planning to get pregnant. First of all, you must quit smoking and drinking. If you can't quit for a while, you should quit gradually. Don't drink carbonated drinks, it's best to drink only boiled water. No tea. If you eat it, the ingredients should be accompanied by chicken. If you eat vegetables, you can generally eat them except tofu and spinach. Eat some meat if you want, but don't eat hot pot and viscera. It's okay to get married, but be careful, it's okay not to get sick. I haven't had a gout attack for two or three years. We are about the same age. You can control and exercise more when you are young. One is that you can live longer, and the other is that you can rebel against your family and be responsible for yourself and others in the future. If this disease is cancer, then you are fine. This disease hurts when it hurts, and it will get better when it doesn't. It may be repeated many times within one year after the first attack. If you feel it, drink five liters of water every day and pee more. I am a sheep, older than you, and I told you a little more. I should follow the doctor's advice and eat properly. Don't say I won't get married because of this gout. I will have a good talk with my girlfriend and tell others that you will quit smoking and drinking and eat healthily in the future, so that you can take on the responsibilities of husband and father in the future. This is not a serious illness. Anyone who hurts others in this way will be shocked. It's okay. Live a down-to-earth life and wish you a speedy recovery.