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What's the last sentence of Augmented Xianwen?
people's hearts are like iron, and official laws are like a furnace.
there is not enough goodness, but more deterioration.
when the water is clear, there is no fish, and people who are too anxious are unwise.
a man who knows is halved, but a fool is nothing.
at home, the father is married and the husband is married.
idiots fear women, while virtuous women respect their husbands.
right and wrong happen all the time, and if you don't listen, it will happen naturally.
the scenery of the thatched cottage with bamboo fence is good, but the monastery's monk room is not as good as it is.
it's better to be righteous than evil.
I'd rather believe it, but I don't believe it.
sometimes you have to have it in your life, but you can't force it all the time.
the Taoist temple welcomes the immortals, while the study hall hides itself from Confucianism.
bamboos planted in court and arowana raised in pond.
it seems that I am better than nothing if I make friends.
but seeing each other for three to five days is not as good as seeing each other at first.
human feelings are like water, and things are like clouds.
I can talk all the time, but I won't be unreasonable.
it's not good to sharpen a knife, but it hurts people's fingers;
if you don't hate too much money, too much money will harm you.
be content and never be humiliated;
Zhi Zhi always stops and is never ashamed.
happiness hurts money, but no happiness hurts yourself.
a hair's breadth is a thousand miles away.
if you climb high, you will feel inferior; if you wade far, you will feel inferior.
think twice before you do it.
it's better to talk than to do it yourself, and it's better to ask for help than to ask for help.
when we were young, we were brothers, but when we grew up, we grew up in every village.
don't be jealous of money, don't be jealous of food, and don't complain about life.
people are angry with each other, but I am happy with each other.
how many young men will die before they grow old.
the wall has cracks, and the wall has ears.
good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.
if you don't know, you must do it yourself.
if you don't do anything wrong, you won't be surprised if you knock at the door in the middle of the night.
a thief is a villain, and he is wiser than a gentleman.
the gentleman is poor, but the villain is poor.
wealth is full of worries, but poverty is free.
don't take me as your virtue, but take me as your enemy.
I'd rather take what is straight than seek what is curved.
if a man has no long-term worries, he will have near worries.
those who know me call me worried, and those who don't know me call me what I want?
refused to go on a sunny day, waiting for the rain.
it's never too late, water under the bridge.
right and wrong are only about talking more, and troubles are all about being strong.
endure a moment's anger, lest you worry for a hundred days.
I've learned the tortoise method recently, so I have to be timid when I have to.
if you are afraid of the law, you will be happy at the court, and if you cheat the public, you will be worried every day.
as long as you live, grass grows in spring.
if you don't know how to study hard, you will soon be a Chinese Pulsatilla.
after the fifteenth day of the month, there is little light, and people will rest in middle age.
children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so don't be a horse and cow for them.
if you are less than 1 years old, you are always worried about being a thousand years old.
if you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.
the road must be avoided when it is in danger, and it is not free at the last moment.
people are poor and speechless, and their level is not flowing.
if a family adopts a daughter, a hundred families ask for it, but one horse can't do it.
if you have flowers, you can drink, and if you have no moon, you won't go upstairs.
three cups lead to the road, and one drunk can solve a thousand worries.
after all, tigers are hidden in the deep mountains, and the sea must eventually accept the trickle.
be careful when you cherish flowers, and don't comb your hair when you love the moon.
generally speaking, her musculoskeletal is good, and she is romantic without red powder.
you should retire first when you are deeply grateful, and you can rest when you are proud.
don't listen to right and wrong. In the past, love turned into hatred.
if there is a bright moon in all the lakes, there is no place to get off the golden hook.
don't have fish, don't fall in love with the shallow head.
you have to go when you go, but you can't stay again and again.
bear with me, take a breath, give it a break and take a step back.
thirty is not rich, forty is not rich, and fifty will find a way to die.
life does not recognize the soul, and death does not recognize the body.
an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.
Parents' kindness is ultimately different, and the husband and wife's righteousness is also separated.
Life is like a bird in the same forest, and it flies separately when the disaster comes.
people are good at being bullied, while horses are good at being ridden.
people are not rich without windfall, and horses are not fat without night grass.
evil people are afraid of heaven, while good people do not bully heaven.
in the end, good and evil will be rewarded. I only hope to come early and late.
there is still a clarification day for the Yellow River, so how can people have no luck?
if you are favored and humiliated, you will be prepared for danger in times of peace.
thinking about the enemy's day is like crossing the bridge.
a hero takes risks, and wealth is like a flower branch.
It's better to be in the spring than to be in the spring. I'm afraid it will be cold in Qiu Lai.
there is a difference when I send you a thousand miles.
But I will watch the crab coldly and see how long you run wild.
don't talk when you see something, but don't know when you ask something.
mind your own business, and go home early if you have nothing to do.
fake satin is really red, and it is also called right and wrong by others.
there are good things to do, but no evil things to do.
one thing is promised, but a thousand dollars will never change.
dragons give birth to dragons and tigers give birth to tigers.
Longyou was played by shrimps in shallow water, and the tiger fell to the plain and was bullied by dogs.
First place on the Dragon and Tiger List, ten years in the Phoenix Pool.
after ten years of cold window, no one asked, and it became famous all over the world.
wine debts are common everywhere, and life is 7 years old and rare!
raise children for old age and save grain for hunger.
chickens, dolphins, dogs, and pigs have no time to lose, and a family of several people can have no hunger.
salt and rice are precious only when you are in charge, but when you adopt a son, you know your parents' kindness.
there will always be days to think about, so don't take all the time.
the tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop, and the son wants to raise it, but not stay close.
When the time comes, the wind will send Tengwang Pavilion, and it will be transported to Lei Hong to recommend the monument.
when you get started, don't ask about honor and disgrace, and you will know by looking at your face.
officials and officials are thin, and gods and temples are fat.
to stop the anger of thunder, but to stop the power of tiger and leopard.
forgive others, but lose others.
good words are rare, but bad words are easy to use.
a promise is a promise.
those who teach me well are my thieves, and those who teach me evil are my teachers.
Every chivalrous man must present a sword, not a talented person.
a threesome must have my teacher.
choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones.
if you want to be prosperous and obedient, you must be good, and you should arouse your family's voice to study.
if the young don't work hard, the old will be sad.
people have good wishes, and heaven will bless them.
don't drink maoshi wine, you will get drunk.
don't scold your wife, you will be lonely all night.
as you sow, you reap.
the eye of heaven is long, sparse but not leaking.
don't go forward as an official and stay behind as a guest.
it's better to add a bucket than a bite.
mantis catches cicada, but do you know that yellowbird is behind?
I don't want gold and jade, but I hope my children and grandchildren are all wise.
once a husband and wife are married, they will be married forever.
A hundred generations have come to cross the boat, while a thousand generations have come to sleep on their pillows.
kill 1, people and lose 3,.
a word that hurts people is like a knife.
Dead trees will come back in spring, and people will never be young again.
stay in the house before it's too late.
it's as good as riding a horse, and it's easy to punt when you're waiting.
the rich think about the coming year, while the poor think about the present.
if you want to be kind in the world, don't take money if you take goods on credit.
life and death have a destiny, and wealth is in the sky.
if you hit a stone, it will burn, but if you don't hit it, it will be smokeless.
it's useless not to learn until you learn.
don't laugh at others when they are old.
getting along well with your neighbors is like finding a treasure.
but I can keep my duty and have no troubles all my life.
everyone does things normally, but the family does things in a hurry.
everyone is courteous to their children, while the small family is cruel to their children.
a gentleman loves money and takes it wisely.
a chaste woman loves color and accepts it as a gift.
good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil.
it's not that you don't report it, it's not time.
all evils are the first, and filial piety is the first.
people who have no faith don't know what they can do.
one person's way is empty, and a thousand people preach the truth.
if everything is good, you must ask the three old people.
if you strive for small profits, you will lose the avenue.
at home, we don't bully our neighbors, and neighbors don't tell right and wrong.
hunger prevention every year and theft prevention every night.
a scholar is good, but he can't learn well without learning.
a scholar is like a grain of rice, but not like a grass.
when drinking, you should be careful not to get drunk, and sing loudly.
because the wind blows the fire, there is not much force.
how can you see the waves without being led by fishermen?
I don't want to be kind everywhere. I don't want to drink, so I let him have a high price.
when the governor is few, he has less troubles, and he knows many things about right and wrong.
I'm not afraid of hurting tigers when I enter the mountains, but I'm afraid that human feelings are double-edged.
there is a strong hand in the strong, and the wicked must grind it with the wicked.
it will make rich people who are not at home, and they don't need to dress well.
time flies, and the sun and the moon fly.
the weather is not as good as the geographical position, and the geographical position is not as good as people.
gold is not expensive, but happiness is much more valuable.
doing good is the happiest thing, but doing evil is inevitable.
sheep have the kindness of kneeling and nursing, while crows have the feeling of feeding back.
filial piety begets filial sons, and disobedience begets disobedience.
don't believe it, but look at the water in front of the eaves and drop by drop the old nest pool.
conceal evil and promote good, and stick to both ends.
a good wife and a good husband have few disasters, but a filial son and a generous father.
it is really difficult to collect the water that has been covered.
Life is always full of contentment, and people always steal time and are idle.
everywhere, green poplars are like horses, and every family has a road to Chang' an.
it's no good looking back when you're in a pot.
it's easy to see, but difficult to learn.
I'm tired of silence and still think about noise, but I'm tired of noise and remember mountains.
since I settled down, everything is safe.
don't take it easy, just look at it casually.
it's as wrong to care about everything with your heart, but it's wide to step back and think about everything.
the road is different, but raising a family is common.
it's easy to be frugal, but difficult to be frugal.
speaking and listening to a bosom friend is not talking about a bosom friend.
turning petrochemical into gold is not enough.
believed in gambling and sold the house.
it's none of your business for others to watch flowers.
he's a mediocre person, so it's none of your business.
who doesn't love descendants, who doesn't love a thousand bells and millet.
Nai Wuxing, that's not the problem.
don't worry about sincerity, children and grandchildren have their own blessings.
when a book is used, you hate it less, and it's hard to know what's going through.
There are all parents in the world, and the most rare brothers in the world.
don't get along with others, advise people to raise geese; If you don't get along with others, persuade them to build a house.
But doing good deeds will lead to Mo Wen's future. You are a good man if you don't pay attention to Buddhism and Taoism.
the narrow river and the rushing water make people anxious for family planning.
if you know there are tigers in the mountains, don't go to the tiger mountains.
nothing is impossible unless the road is smooth.
you can't stop drinking until you are old.
It is better to point to the seventh floor of the tower than to Yi Deng in the dark.
The second master in class is always a living Buddha, so why use Lingshan to worship the Buddha?
Don't hide everything from others. Holding your head up three feet is a god.
but save every inch of land for future generations to plow.
put out the fire in your heart and pick up the Buddha's headlights.
I'm not enough, but I'm a public official.
the stars are bright, so it is better to be alone in the moon.
it's better to be friends than brothers.
it is reasonable to do it, and small profits are indisputable.
peony flowers are so empty, although jujube flowers are numerous.
don't bully the old, but bully the young.
Diligent ploughing and hoeing will reap the benefits, and he will be warm and grateful to heaven.
bear with it, bear with it, bear with it, bear with it, and make a disaster out of small things.
when it comes to being heroic, your family is gradually retreating.
a virtuous woman makes her husband expensive, while a wicked woman makes him lose.
one person has a celebration, and the trillion people are salty.
a man is old before his heart is old, and he is poor in ambition.
people are not as good as a thousand days, and flowers are not as red as a hundred days.
the wasp takes a bite, and the orange is divided on both sides.
things are hated in the world, which is the most poisonous to an adulteress.
murder is excusable and unreasonable.
it is difficult to change the old family style when you are rich.
the seats are always full, but the wine in the glass is not empty.
The house leaks are even worse when it rains all night, and the boat is heading for the wind.
a bamboo shoot becomes a bamboo when it falls, and a fish turns into a dragon when it runs around.
I remember a teenager riding a bamboo horse, and suddenly it was a Chinese Pulsatilla.
courtesy is born of wealth, while thieves are born of gambling.
all the stars in the sky are arched to the north, and there is no water in the world that does not face east.
a scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.
color is empty, and empty is color.
a gentleman can live in poverty, but a master can live in know life.
bitter taste of good medicine is good for illness, while hard advice is good for action.
those who go with heaven prosper, and those who go against it die.
it's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but never to meet each other.
those who are blessed prosper, and those who are not blessed die.
people die for money, but birds die for food.
the husband and wife are reconciled, and the harp and the spring are the same.
red powder is easy to make up and be a coquettish woman, but it is difficult to play around without money.
those who have children will be poor soon, and those who have no children and no women will be rich soon.
good will lead to old age, and evil will die early.
if you eat refreshing food, you will be ill, and if you worry too much, you will suffer.
wealth must be done according to one's duty, and poverty need not be considered again.
painting water without wind makes waves, although embroidery smells good.
if you are greedy for a bucket of rice, you will lose half a year's grain.
if you fight for him, you lose an elbow.
The clouds in the cave are still wet in the evening of Longgui, and the musk deer smells like grass and trees in Chunshan.
people are short in life, so why not go back and measure yourself?
seeing good is not as good as seeing evil is like exploring soup.
people are short of ambition, but horses are thin and hairy.
I am anxious at home, but others are not busy.
if you are poor, a master will give you money, but if you are ill, a master will give you a prescription.
when you touch something, you don't have to compete, but when you touch it, your heart is cool.
Qiu Lai is full of beautiful mountains, and flowers are everywhere in spring.
you can't judge a book by its cover.
Clear water is protected by soil, and people who help others are injured by wine.
under wormwood, there may be spearmint, the house of Mautz or the marquis.
infinite Zhu men are hungry, and many white houses are out of office.
in wine, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.
when the stone is brushed, the spring shirt is cold, and when the flowers are trodden, the horseshoe fragrance is removed.
everything is decided before, and you are busy.
It's called Yue Zigui's mouthpiece is cold, and it's fragrant in Hua Hudie's dreams.
if you don't say a word, you don't need a thousand words.
one person spreads the falsehood, and a hundred people spread the truth.
a panacea is better than no disease.
it's a light gift to send goose feathers thousands of miles away.
the world is like a mirror, and the future is as dark as paint.
a gentleman is pregnant with punishment, while a villain is pregnant with benefits.
the dishes on the shelf take turns, and the daughter-in-law has her own time as a grandmother.
life is like a fleeting moment.
fertile land is vast, and there is a liter of solar eclipse.
there are thousands of buildings, and they sleep eight feet at night.
after thousands of classics, filial piety comes first.
heaven and earth, convenience comes first.
one word into the public door, nine cows out.
the eight-character yamen faces south, so don't come in without money.
if you want to do things in the world, you must use worldly wealth.
when wealth rises, poverty does not count.
don't waste water near the river, and don't waste firewood near the mountain.
there are no school children at home, so where do the officials come from?
kindness does not command soldiers, while righteousness does not command wealth.
and while one man guards it, ten thousand cannot force it.
people don't care about everything, and life is arranged by fate.
Baiyun was originally unintentional, but it was drawn out by the breeze.
go slow and hurry, take the reverse and take the sequence.
There is only such a fortune in life, and there must be no mistake.
when people whisper, heaven hears thunder.
the dark room is bad for the heart, and the eyes are like electricity.
an ounce of evil is enough to persuade people not to do it. A little kindness is convenient for people.
it's a curse to lose people, and it's a blessing to forgive people. The eye of heaven is long and the reward is quick.
sage's words, god worships ghosts.
everyone has his own ideas.
it's better to talk than to see, but it's better to hear than to see.
don't burn your heart like fire when you see wealth and happiness.
training soldiers for a thousand days is only for a while.
in the Qing dynasty, talented people are expensive, but the family is rich and the children are charming.
a sharp knife cuts wounds, but bad words hurt people and hate them.
there is only white hair in the fair world, and the nobles have never spared it.
talented and outstanding, no clothes to go out.
to be an official, you must make a picture and strive for the first place.
the seedlings grow from the ground, and the trees are divided into branches.
when the fire is burning in the house, the smoke becomes clouds.
direct complaints, gratitude.
Although Beauty deceives me today, she won't let you go when she has white hair.
Excuse me, where is the restaurant? The shepherd boy points to Xinghua Village.
A father and son live in harmony, but their families will not retreat, while brothers live in harmony.
I don't know each other in a cloud, but I meet you three thousand miles away.
officials have public laws and people have private agreements.
don't burn incense at ordinary times, but cram for Buddha's feet temporarily.
I'm lucky to have a peaceful life, but I'm afraid I won't be old long.
the country thinks of a good general in chaos, and a poor family thinks of a good wife.
Pond water should be protected against drought, and the fields should be deeply ploughed to support the family.
the roots are not afraid of the wind shaking, so why do trees worry about the moon?
win the cat, but lose the cow's foot.
a fool who cares a lot will gain something, and a wise man who cares a lot will lose something.
I started from others, and I believe what I say and what I do.
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