Whoever can spoof the ancient poem of "Li Bai" into a joke is a genius! Is it really okay?

The Chinese teacher looked back and saw that there was nothing but the Yellow Crane Tower.

The math teacher looked back and saw the symmetry axis of quadratic function.

When the English teacher turned around, I was sorry to add three grams of oil.

As soon as the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline.

As soon as the physics teacher turned around, he levered up the earth.

As soon as the biology teacher turned around, the IVF swam in the water.

When the geography teacher turned around, the continental plate drifted randomly.

As soon as the history teacher turned around, Qin Shihuang came to put the shot.

As soon as the labor teacher turned around, he came to the runway with broken metal.

As soon as the political teacher changed, George W. Bush switched to selling soybean oil.

As soon as the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa became romantic.

As soon as the PE teacher turned around, the Olympic Games cancelled playing basketball.

As soon as the computer teacher turned around, all the students became friends with Ah Q.

As soon as all the teachers turn around, the world will not be free.