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A collection of 20 funny sentences that make friends fat.

"Slightly fat is the best figure, and the reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel skinny. " The Internet is a platform for us to chat, and friends around you will also forward sentences to friends. Beautiful sentences can enhance our spiritual strength. What do you think is the best sentence you have ever read? I arranged funny sentences for you to make you gain weight in your circle of friends. Maybe you can find what you need from them.

1, we agreed to lose weight, forget it, one meal won't make you fat.

2. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

3, to lose weight, sometimes it is not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

4. Say I'm not fat, but I have a chubby face, which is really cute. I want to take a bite of MengMeng's bread face.

I have gained weight for a long time, and my weight has reached the peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

6. If the weight exceeds 100, it can be reduced by 20.

7. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

8. oh, my god If you can't make me thin! Just make my friend fat!

9, face fat into a cake, or comfort yourself, hehe, not that I am not thin.

10, at this moment, I saw the door was pushed open in a hubbub, and a fat man came in. It turned out to be a butcher.

1 1, I can eat all this without sweating, believe it?

12, I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

13, ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

14, plump and bejeweled, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

15. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

16, the epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. This trend of getting fat is not optimistic.

17, slightly fat is the best figure, the reality is very skinny, never let yourself feel skinny.

18, the biggest happiness of fat people is to get fat after eating too much.

19, how can it be so difficult to lose weight? Just seven days after the Spring Festival, I gained six pounds. It's been a week since the Spring Festival, and I haven't lost a pound!

20. In such a cold day this year, I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.