Ask a few jokes about all mankind

The most popular cottage life in contemporary society: itchy scalp after washing in the morning. Take a closer look: soft! Soak a bucket of instant noodles in Kangshuaifu and smoke a cigarette to relieve boredom. After breakfast, put on Baoxinwu's coat, including a big white milk-free candy, and go downstairs! Walking into a Fule supermarket, the goods are dazzling: Yulaoji, Wawa Ha, Maibo Robbery, Wu Meng ... and ugly grain liquid! The chicken on the back of the supermarket is also open.

On the way to learn the scriptures, Wukong defected with his younger brothers and decided to switch to business. The younger brothers asked: What business do we do? Wukong said: if you want to do it, you should do monopoly business. We can sell master's cassock and master's Tang monk's meat.

1, the skin on the bottom is smoother than that on the face. Don't look at this honey and that cream on your face. A small bottle costs hundreds or even thousands. But the ass is as smooth as a mirror, without any frost.

2, hips are not easy to wrinkle, people over 40 will inevitably have wrinkles, but most of them are concentrated on the face, is there a hip? At least I haven't seen it. So the ass is more youthful and beautiful than the face.

3. There are no messy things on the ass, pimples and youth bean, which have nothing to do with the ass.

4, the shape of the ass looks good, just two pieces of meat, in line with the simple fashion advocated by today's society!

5, the ass is more serious than the face, and the biggest basic skill of being an official is that anger is invisible. Look at how serious the face is, either the smirking face is not serious or the frowning face makes people look angry! Only the ass, always so straight, so serious, makes people respect, this is the official faction!

After the exam today, I silently changed my signature: there are still 365 days before the college entrance examination ... ~

(Source: Leisure Music)

6, the ass is more sincere than the face, you have heard of two sides and three knives, face good and evil. But have you ever heard of similar behavior in the ass? Flattery will not flatter, flatter, sneer at you, praise you to your face or speak ill of you behind your back. To sum up, no matter the soul or appearance, the ass is beautiful, but you have to ask, why is the ass so beautiful and not exposed? There is a saying that I want you to know that wealth is not revealed. The best things are hidden. The golden house hides the charming, do you understand?