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If I lost my sense of taste tomorrow essay
"Let's eat!" Mom rang her "dinner bell" again. I saw a gust of wind blowing by, and my father and I were already sitting upright at the dinner table.
Dad is no longer polite and starts to eat vegetables with chopsticks. "Wow! It's delicious! The craftsmanship is extraordinary!" Dad exclaimed exaggeratedly.
I stopped pretending to be a "lady" and took a big bite. "Wow! It's so delicious..." Before I finished filming "Flattery", I shouted: "Hey, Mom, why do these dishes have no flavor? Did you forget to add salt?"
"What? Let me try it!" My mother took a big bite and said, "No problem! Have you... lost your sense of taste? Hahahaha..."
My mother’s joke calmed me down: Have I really lost my sense of taste?
Confirm judgment:
I really can’t believe it! So, in order to confirm, I decided to go to school and try it. Walking into the classroom door, I grabbed my friend and said, "Dear Sister Chen, do you have a small candy? If so, can you lend it to me? I will definitely return it to you!"
"Hmph, you want to seduce me with sweet words? Tell you, there is no way! If I borrow you a candy, you will definitely borrow another after I forget it, and keep borrowing it like this. I lost all my money, my family was ruined, and I didn’t give back the last one! And then..." She started to have a big "imagination" again.
I didn’t listen to her continue speaking. If I had finished listening, my head would have “exploded” long ago. I'll lend you a small piece of candy. Is there any need to think so wildly? Also "lost everything" and "broken up and destroyed"... It's really not enough of a friendship!
Hmph, I’ll ignore you, I’ll find someone else! "Ah! The cutest little girl Huang is here? Do you have a little candy that I can lend to you? Please~"
"There's really nothing you can do about it, so give it to me! It's in my drawer ! But..." Before she could finish her words, I rushed to the drawer and swallowed it in one gulp.
I haven’t realized it yet. I only heard my scream of "ah". Do you know why? Because, I discovered - I really lost my sense of taste!
When I was devastated, she rushed up and shouted: "Why don't you listen to me? I also want to say that this candy has passed its shelf life for several months. I ..." Before she finished her words, I had already started to vomit...
Regaining my sense of taste:
Since I ate that "expired" candy, My body is not very comfortable. But I still need to find my sense of taste, so I came up with the first strategy: do good deeds and help others. Maybe this method is not very effective, but for the sake of my taste, I risked my life...
Because I have no experience in doing good deeds, I had to start from school. Stepping on the grass, I saw Shuang'er walking hard with a large pile of homework books in the distance. I walked up to him: "Hey, Shuang, are you so tired? Do you want me to help?" As I said that, I hugged the pile of homework books enthusiastically.
"You... don't have a fever, right? You usually don't come when I ask you to come, but today... tell me, did you break something of mine again? Or did you do something shameful? Are you asking me to be the scapegoat?" Shuang'er turned the book around in confusion.
Look, I was misunderstood again! I was about to open my mouth to explain, but suddenly with an "ah" sound, it turned out that a boy who had been cut into pieces sprayed me in the face with a "sugar water gun"!
Now, this girl is angry! He sucked up the sugar water with his mouth and was about to scold him, but he felt something was wrong. What's wrong? Oh, it seems like the sugar water has a taste again! What? Is it sweet? My sense of taste...has returned? I was so pleasantly surprised that I shouted: "My..."
Before I finished shouting, I felt Shuang'er pat me and said: "Don't you want to help me carry the homework? Hurry up. Ah!"
"Go on your own! I'm leaving!" I said and left.
Finally, I have regained my sense of taste, and I am very excited! But how do you get your sense of taste back? I don’t know either! Haha~
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