1 1=2 Where's the joke?

Here's the joke. Ask a fool what 2+3=. The fool counted his fingers and said =5. The teacher said, don't count your fingers, and then add 5+5= how much. Stupid.

I reached into my pocket and counted it. I told the teacher 1 1. The teacher said you count your fingers. What is the waiting number? The fool took out his hand and counted it to the teacher.

When a number is equal to 10, the fool tells me why the number I put in my pocket is 1 1. At this time, the students all laughed, and the fool told Lala that you were.

Don't laugh, son, lest you can't count 1 1 all your life. When I came home from school and passed by the river, the fool took off his clothes and went swimming. There was a little girl watching on the shore.

The fool said to his mother, Mom, why does that brother have a tail? Mom said that because he is a boy, all boys will have a small tail, a woman.

The child cried and said, I want a tail, too Mother comforted her that you are too young to have a tail now. You can have as much as you want when you grow up. Fool.

After swimming, I found a pair of glasses on my way home and took a look. It was a transparent mirror. Seeing that no one was dressed, I skipped home.

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Seeing the postman and his mother standing at home naked, he quickly took off his glasses and looked at them naked, silly.

My son shouted angrily, what broken glasses are bad for my eyes? When my mother saw the fool coming back, she wanted to spend him and let him go outside.

After pumping water from the well, the fool went out to fetch water with a bucket. After a long time, he did not come back. My mother got dressed and went out to find a fool. At this time, she heard it by the well.

The fool shouted for help. Only then did he find himself falling into the well. He asked the fool at the wellhead, are you all right? The fool said. Both his hands are broken and it hurts. Mom looked.

Come and put the rope in the well and pull the fool up. When you are halfway up, ask a fool, you have broken both hands. What did you use to catch the rope?

The fool replied, "Use your mouth ... Ah, .................., pa! ...... "To be continued > >>>>>>>>>>>>>