Tell me some jokes!

1, herbal tea cool MM made a lot of jokes in primary school, so I studied hard and finally got into a key university. Finally, it's almost the day of school. The herbal tea is cold, MM goes to college by train. As a stranger, I got lost after getting off the bus. Just then, I saw an old man on the roadside, and the herbal tea was cold. MM hurried over and asked politely, Grandpa, how can I go to college? Grandpa glanced at the cool herbal tea MM and said earnestly, little girl, you can go to college only by studying hard. 2, herbal tea cool MM finally started college life, followed by military training, because of the excellent performance of herbal tea cool MM, was elected as the monitor. The military training has begun, and each class stands in turn. The military training instructor said to herbal tea MM seriously: Monitor, count off! Herbal tea MM was taken aback and asked: What? The instructor repeated: Count off! Looking at the instructor's serious eyes, herbal tea MM reluctantly turned around and hugged the trees around her. 3, military training is very bitter, but herbal tea cool MM tried to stick to it. On this day, the training of herbal tea was very tired and I was very hungry. When I got back to the dormitory, I shouted loudly: I am as hungry as a wolf, and my eyes are green. Do any of you have food? Just then, another person in the dormitory came back from dinner and said, just in time, you can eat the carrot stew I just got back. Herbal tea MM pouted: When have you ever seen a wolf eat carrots?