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The story of fast food restaurant

? Senior three, the college entrance examination ended, but it didn't end that hot summer. I don't want to face the fact that I failed in the college entrance examination at home every day, so I chose a fast food restaurant to work.

? Our family lives in a small county town on the 18th line, and there are no KFC, Pizza Hut and decent coffee shops ... So, the shop where I work has become a battlefield for young couples to fall in love, young people to talk about their careers and children to satisfy their aspirations.

I stayed less than two months, but I saw many stories. These stories are plain, but they are still clear and lively.

The manager is a woman in her twenties, very fierce. She has a loud voice and shows no mercy to anyone. She never wears makeup, looks plain and has a big skeleton, but she is not fat.

One second before seeing you, she was joking with you loudly, and the next second, because of a small matter, she spilled dog blood on your head;

? She will sneak into the back kitchen and carefully observe and judge which one in front is the investigation team;

? When the proprietress comes, she will be passive, quiet and obedient;

? She will also order food for acquaintances for free and go directly to the kitchen to eat hamburgers or fried chicken;

? The friend who worked together decided to repeat the study, and she would mercilessly deduct all her wages for violating the contract. ...

I always thought she was the epitome of a small company leader. She is small and smart, trapped in her own circle, she is comfortable, but she is also aware of her success.

I paid my salary and went to see her. She laughed at my eagerness to get paid. I said I was in a hurry to buy bedding and daily necessities for the school.

Her eyes suddenly became far-reaching, pulling me to tell many stories of my college days.

She said that I could have lived a better life, and I could have stayed in the city to fight for it, but my family advised me to come back and said that a girl's home was still safe and comfortable.

? So I came back, worked and got married, but my classmates and I lived a completely different life. However, what can I do? I have no power to change.

She said, you know what? I used to have ideals, but now I think about it. It's a joke. It happened a few years ago, and now I want to imagine my last life.

Hi! My life may have just begun, but that's all, that's all.

Sister Liu is a woman in her thirties and looks very capable. The reason why I paid attention to her for the first time was that when everyone took turns as cashier, infield and outfield, she only worked as outfield.

? It's weird to go to work at eight o'clock and get off work at six o'clock every day.

? I also gradually heard some stories about her. The husband was imprisoned and sentenced for many years, and the son just entered elementary school.

She lives in a rented house, and her mother and son have a hard life.

? Her son is very cute, but he always likes to go to every table and ask for something to eat without disturbing others. He just stood quietly at the table, and occasionally diners gave him some French fries and a piece of fried chicken. She never stopped him.

? Her pockets are always bulging, filled with all kinds of seasoning packets, and even sugar packets for coffee. I once saw her in the lounge, holding a steamed bread with Chili powder in her hand and eating a boiled lunch.

? How many days a month is Card Friends Day in the store. On this day, you can buy another hamburger with your membership card and two yuan. Some guests will give up their activities or not know about it. She will put away these receipts and add two yuan to change them into a hamburger when there are few people. But there are not many such opportunities. She can change two or three hamburgers at most.

I used to be ashamed of such behavior, until that day she packed four hamburgers and told me happily that she could have a hamburger tomorrow besides her son's brunch and dinner.

? I don't know what my mood is at the moment, and I really don't know what to say.

? Sister Liu is actually very beautiful and thin, with good skin and pleasant speech. I heard other sisters in the store talk about her gossip, saying that no one was chasing her, but she didn't want to divorce her husband in prison, but insisted on taking care of her children and sending money to her parents-in-law every month.

? Her son's primary school is opposite the shop. Every day after school, she will look at the school gate through the glass, wait for her son to come with a schoolbag, and the mother and son will go back together.

? One day, the child came crying. As soon as he came in, he threw himself into his mother's arms and asked loudly, "Mom, is my father a criminal?" The shop soon quieted down, and then everyone pretended not to hear anything and continued to be busy.

Then the scout came in, and the store was completely busy. Only when I heard many children talking loudly about their parents proudly did I know that the school had held an activity. In every class, all the children are asked to go on stage to talk about their father. If they are good, they can attend the school-level speech.

It was originally a good exercise opportunity, but it did great harm to Sister Liu's children.

Coincidentally, clearing the table just happened to hear a boy say to his mother, "of course I'm not nervous when I go on stage!" " My father is a policeman and won a medal! All the students in the class applauded me, and Teacher Luo praised me! "

? "By the way, mom, look there. That's Xiaotian from our class. His father is a criminal and his mother sweeps the floor here. "

? "Don't talk nonsense."

? "I didn't talk nonsense about my mother. Xiaotian said it himself. "

? "He said it in front of the whole class?"

? "No, he told me, and spirit. However, he held a class meeting today and said that his father was working in other places. Ha ha ha, I said he cheated. He cried when he stood on the podium, and he is still crying when he is so big. "

? "You still laugh, let your dad know, kill you! Go and apologize to me. "

"I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm right!"

"Go, go, go, don't be ashamed here."

? The mother and son left soon. Sister Liu made an exception and bought an ice cream for her son. Xiaotian looked down and licked it silently. After the rush hour in the shop, she gradually calmed down.

Xiaotian's tears suddenly fell one by one. He said that the teacher assigned a composition and he didn't know how to write it.

This time, Sister Liu said nothing. I peeked at her. She leaned back on the sofa with her child in her arms, trying to hold back her tears.

? On that day, I suddenly felt that I understood the sentence, "Teenagers don't know the taste of worry, so they are worried about adding new words." I always like to pretend to sigh the bitterness of life. Maybe I've never seen life at all.

Sister Li is a newcomer in the store and is responsible for training us.

She always wears delicate makeup, likes to laugh very much, works very quickly and rarely kills people.

The night shift in the store/kloc-ends at 0/2. When I work the night shift with her, I always meet my husband to pick her up. A very energetic guy, with two motorcycle helmets, sat in the corner of the shop and waited for her seriously.

Seriously, because he is really watching Li Jie's every move and staring at it, sometimes we can't stand it, urging Li Jie to get off work early and leave quickly.

She also has a pair of children, both lovely, who are often brought to the shop by her grandmother to see her. She also likes to find a small corner and recite a sentence or two of Tang poetry with milk.

She also likes to talk to us about her husband. She called him Brother Li. She said that she and Li Ge met by working, and they fell in love at that time. Later, when asked, it turned out that they were still in the same county. Fate.

We are also happy to hear what she said, and like to listen to Sister Li's nagging about her parents' shortcomings. Such warm fireworks have aroused my expectations and fantasies about love countless times.

? At ten o'clock in the evening, two people came in with computers, ordered two sets of meals at random, turned on the computer and began to discuss. Finally, the meal hardly moved, and a person drank a cup of coke and left in the dark.

I don't know why, such a simple scene will give me a little positive energy every time I think about it after many years.

There are many regulars in the store, the most frequent of which is a couple whose wife is pregnant and pregnant. They still show up in the store with their son every other day or two. Occasionally, if you don't bring children, your wife will always worry. I'm afraid my son can't accept this younger brother, and my husband will comfort her because she thinks too much.

? After a while, I actually saw them pushing the stroller to eat again. Everything seemed to be in harmony until the husband and wife saw their acquaintances say hello and asked their son to look after their younger brother.

The eldest son looked at the baby for a while, picked up the French fries and poured them into the stroller.

? I also met a couple who reported their favorite major but couldn't enter a school. They are anxiously looking through the enrollment brochures of various schools every day, looking for various possibilities. The first choice of love and ideal comes unexpectedly.

There is a couple selling baked gluten at the door, and the business is very good. When they were on the night shift, 12 just caught up with them and approached the stall. They always buy some greedily and stand in front of the booth to chat. There are no people in the street, which is a completely different scene from daytime. It's always nice to chat casually at this time, maybe it's because it's quiet.

There is also a little friend who plays summer vacation together. Yang Fei went to study hotel management. Friends often see her taking photos of all kinds of work punching and wearing uniforms. Another girl, very handsome, rarely contacted after school, updated occasionally. Her uniform really suits her. Good luck with everything.

Today, I have been studying for a year. It's almost six years since the summer vacation of senior three, but the past is still vivid and vivid. It is better to write it down and hope to bypass that time through words.