Sweet classic funny quotations

Lead: Who doesn't like Meng Meng Daxinye? The following are my sweet and funny classic quotations, I hope you like them.

Sweet and hilarious quotations 1: Don't touch me!

Program background: by Father Jerry? Violent bathing?

In the first episode of "Daddy's Back", Jerry took his daughter? Bubble bath? At that time, sweetheart lost control and cried. Maybe it's because I have too little experience in taking care of my baby on weekdays. In the process of wiping the body for his daughter, Jerry actually? Too hard? You not only wrapped your daughter in a towel. Zongzi? Even the clothes are on backwards. In the process of repeatedly putting on and taking off, sweetheart accidentally fell. ? Secondary injury? Sweetheart can't stand to face her parents after all this trouble? Rough behavior? Just one year old, she suddenly opened her mouth and shouted, Don't touch me! Don't touch me. ? As soon as this was said, many netizens marveled that sweetheart not only spoke early, but also spoke very enjoyable. Some netizens were shocked:? Don't one-year-old children only call their parents?

Sweet hilarious quotation 2: Dad, fool, don't mess with me!

Program background: Jerry failed to boil eggs several times.

In the program, Jerry prepared steamed eggs for sweetheart, but how many times? Throw eggs? All ended in failure. The little sweetheart waiting for breakfast started screaming, see? Disappointing Dear dad, she reluctantly pulled the cupboard, shook her head and murmured, Dad is an idiot. Dad is an idiot. ? This opening made the audience in front of the TV very happy.

It's another sunny weekend. Sweetheart and her parents are on their way to Strawberry Music Festival. Sweetheart appears again? Tucao? Events. Along the way, when Jerry was teasing his daughter, he told some cold jokes from time to time to enliven the atmosphere. Don't touch me? At this time, sweetheart recovered immediately. Proud? Whispered to dad:? Leave me alone! ?

Sweet hilarious quotation 3: I am so hot!

Program background: Did you suffer again? Violence? wash one's hair

The first program experience? Violence? After the bathing incident, Jerry decided to challenge his daughter to wash her hair again on the show. Although he has been careful, sweetheart was made to cry by his carelessness. This time, the shampoo flowed into the little sweetheart's eyes, and she closed her eyes and cried. How hot it is! How hot it is! ? Seeing the scene in front of us, netizens were poked while they were distressed by their sweetheart. Drill a hole? Is it spicy? Ah, children's language is so cute! ?

Sweet hilarious quotation 4: I'm leaving, I'm leaving! Oh, dear!

Program background: Don't go without your mother.

After the music festival with mom and dad, the family of three arrived? The soldiers are divided into two ways? Instant: Mom Li XiaoLu is on a business trip, and Jerry is taking his daughter sweetheart on vacation. Because of her mother's departure, sweetheart's tears welled up again. She cried and shouted: I'm leaving! I'm leaving! ? Make the audience laugh. In desperation, Jerry had to lower his head to adjust the safety seat for his daughter and cry to himself in the face of his father? Ignore? Sweetheart sent it again? Oh, honey? With a sigh, netizens laughed and said that sweetheart would be a great comedian in the future. Sweetheart actually learned dad's mantra! It's a pity that children don't take the comedian route! ?