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Not around, what’s the truth or dare question?

Not around, what’s the truth or dare question?

The topic of the true story

How old were you when you had your first kiss, and where and by whom?

How old were you when you had your first love?

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Who was your first love?

How many courses did you fail in college?

Among all the university exams, which course did you get the lowest score in? What score did you get?

How many people have you kissed?

Among all the students present, which student of the opposite sex do you think is the most comfortable?

In high school, which teacher did you dislike the most?

If you were given another chance, going back to the day you graduated from high school, what would you most like to say to someone of the opposite sex?

What was the name of the first person of the opposite sex you liked?

Which person present have you ever lusted after? If there was no one in the past, who would you choose as your YY partner now?

What was the saddest thing for you in 2008?

What color *** are you wearing today?

What do you want from the woman of your dreams (name five in one minute).

What is the name of a person of the opposite sex that you have always remembered? reason?

How many times have you been in love?

Who do you think of every day before going to bed?

What is the thing or thing you are most afraid of (name three).

Do you care about his past and why?

When do you plan to get married?

What is the name of the opposite sex you care about most now?

Which finger do you usually use to pick your nose?

What impact did the first person you loved have on you?

Do you care that your wife (husband) is not a virgin (***)?

Will you sacrifice everything for love, including your life?

Would you like to have a boy or a girl after getting married (you can only choose one and tell the reason).

How many people of the opposite sex have you had non-romantic ambiguous relationships with?

The best cheating trick you have ever used (haha, there may be some people who never cheat, so...please give me your opinions)

The most embarrassing and embarrassing thing you have ever done since you were a child. What is it?

If mom and sister fall into the water at the same time, who will be saved first?

If the world were to end tomorrow, what would you most want to do now?

If you were asked to find a gg/mm from the scene, who would you choose? Give three reasons.

If you were asked to kiss someone of the opposite sex at the scene, who would you choose and why?

Tell me the most annoying habit of your roommates

What part of yourself do you admire most? Which part of yourself are you most dissatisfied with?

Big Adventure

Please kiss the opposite sex student closest to you at this table or in this classroom for three seconds

Please choose a student of the opposite sex on site , confess your love to him or her

Stand on a stool and perform a gorilla beating its chest and shouting

Follow the example of a supermodel and walk around a table or classroom

With Hug the student of the opposite sex closest to you at your desk or classroom for ten seconds.

Find a member of the opposite sex present to sing a love song duet. (Invitation, penalty for three failures)

Look affectionately at the classmate sitting on your right and sing the *** part of "Mouse Loves Rice" to her or him.

Interlock your fingers with the nearest classmate of the same sex for 10 seconds, look at the other person and say with affection in your eyes: I love you.

Say love words to someone of the opposite sex present for one minute, don’t be silent. (Invitation)

Sing a song that has special meaning to you (related to someone close to your heart) and tell why.

Pinch the left earlobe with your right hand, bend down, and turn it clockwise 10 times, and then let the golden rooster stand alone for 15 seconds without falling.

Squatting on a stool and feeling like constipation for 10 seconds

Rushing outside the door and shouting heartbreakingly, "Taiwan is back! Taiwan is back! Everyone, watch CCTV... …” (as if it really happened)

Sing a song that everyone is familiar with in the voice of the opposite sex

Licking the elbow with your tongue

Licking your nose

Put your right hand across the back of your head and touch your right eye from the left

Ask a girl from the first year of graduate school to dance a dance, dance as you like

Within the specified time The on-site survey found the height and weight of three mm

Turn the tongue over, with the tongue facing down and the bottom of the tongue facing up

Ask the girl to finish a dance

Say a tongue twister

Make a face to satisfy the audience

Place a book (or something else, such as a bottle cap) on the table, about 5cm thick, 5cm long and wide × 5cm, put a 10-cent coin in front, blow the coin onto the book with your mouth

Ask a teacher present to review the classic dialogue of Westward Journey until you are satisfied

Memorize A girl at the scene goes around the venue (not a girlfriend)

(For boys) please show your sexiest and most charming moves

Collect the host’s left socks< /p>

Put on roller skates and compete with the waiter to see who falls (or gets out of the circle) first

Wipe the mouth, nose, and tears of the three ppmms on the scene

Conduct an interview with a teacher at the scene and ask the teacher to tell her love history. Honest questions:

1. How far are you with your boyfriend/girlfriend? 2. Which member of the opposite sex here do you like the most? 3. Underwear/pants color (This should be used with caution if you are not familiar with it~)

4. Age of first kiss

5. The most embarrassing thing about yourself

6. Last time from When does inner laughter occur?

7. How much are you willing to sacrifice for love?

8. What’s more important than friends and boyfriend/girlfriend (isn’t this a bit damaging...)

9. Which part of the body is the most sensitive

10: If there was an afterlife, which one would you choose?

11: Would you choose having sex before marriage?

12: If you could choose to be a character in a movie, who would you choose?

13: If one day I quarrel with you, what will you do?

14: Which time did you cry the saddest? Why?

15: If you are dating someone you like and meet your ex’s male (female) friend, how will you behave?

16: If one day I tell you that I fall in love with you, what will you do?

Dare Adventure Punishment

(Note: The opposite sex here can be freely expanded, such as "the opposite sex closest to you, the opposite sex you have the best impression of", etc.)

< p> 1. Carry a person of the opposite sex around a truth or dare circuit. What are the interesting questions?

1. When your enemy goes to the toilet and cannot get out of paper, what should you do - give him a roll of transparent tape

2. Your ex is married, are you willing? Attend her wedding? ——I just want to attend Ya’s funeral!

3. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won’t let you go unless he sings, what will you sing? ——The song of a hero. . .

4. Seriously, have you ever had plastic surgery? ——My belly is swollen. . .

5. What would you do if your love rival fell into the water? - Pee. . .

6. Do you think you look better in person or in photos? ——It looks good with the lights off. . .

7. If you have freckles, high myopia, a big face, elephant legs, and a thick waist, which one will you choose to be your wife? ——I will choose a man. . .

8. My father suddenly said to me that I am richer than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? ——It’s time to take medicine

9. Do men who smoke have a smell, or do men who drink have a smell? ——Some people don’t take a shower. . .

10.13 children share 9 oranges. How to divide them fairly? ——Strangle four to death!

11. What do you struggle with every day? --constipate. . .

12. Couplet: Find a job and find a good job. Looking for a husband, looking for a good husband? Hengbiao? --dream. . .

13. You fell asleep on the bus, what were you thinking about when you woke up? --ah. . . Am I still alive? (Because I am the driver)

14. Now, take your eyes away from the computer screen and look to the right. What do you see? Tell me? ——My father’s slap, what time the fuck is it and I’m still not sleeping!

15. Which parts of your body have been complimented by others? ——Nails. When I was a kid, the doorkeeper, Aunt Zhao, always praised me, oh, this kid’s nails look like Andy Lau’s!

16. I drank too much and suddenly grabbed your hand, and then told you that I have liked you for a long time. What should you do - I'm sorry, I have already married your daughter.

< p> 17. If after death you saw Po Meng at Naihe Bridge and gave you Po Meng soup, what would you say - grandma has legs! Damn it again! (I laughed so hard at this)

18. Where did the most unforgettable scar on my body come from - it was cut by the cruel doctor when I was born.

19. Tears What will you do if you don't want others to see it when it comes out? ——Covering other people’s eyes with your hands.

20. What pet do you most want to keep? ——Ultraman

21. What is the most effective way to give up on someone and want to forget them? ——Studying Ultraman

22. Someone rubs you the wrong way and tells you: Don’t worry, there is a secret to full automation. What should you do? ——Hit him with kidney deficiency and say to him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can cure kidney deficiency and don't contain sugar." (This is also very powerful)

23. Walking alone on the road, a A person of the opposite sex comes to you and asks: Is this the earth? How do you answer? ——If it is a beautiful woman, I will say: "I love you, Martian" If it is a dinosaur, I will say: "Where did it come from, go back to where it came from"

24. A person can't move at all Just go to Starbucks and sit there with a laptop all afternoon. What do you think? ——It’s better than holding a laptop and drinking Yonghe soy milk.

25. Someone says to you, my family uses mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? ——Everything I pee out is a royal salute!

26. A good-looking opposite-sex friend of yours calls you in the middle of the night and wants to go out and book a hotel room with you. What should you do? ——Get out! I am a serious person! Don't fucking seduce me - where are you going?

27. Twins, the elder brother is called Tianlong, what should the younger brother be called? ——Eight Parts

28. Two girls like you, one is beautiful and talented, the other is gentle and good at running a house, which one do you choose? ——Divorce the family first

29. If you have to choose one of (1 Li Yuchun 2 Sister Furong 3 Ruhua 4 Lu Xiulian), and then get married immediately, what would you choose——choose to death——- < /p>

30. What is the most valuable thing you have stolen while playing on Kaixin.com? ——The mouse of the Internet cafe. . .

31. The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly. What can I do? ----You also keep shaking. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the monitor screen, you can't feel it.

32. Why does the wizard ride on the broom instead of the bench? -----Because riding a broomstick is much more handsome than riding a bench, and you can disguise yourself as a sweeper when you encounter enemies (powerful ones that you can't defeat).

33. Are there any fattening drugs on the market? What can I eat to gain weight? The simpler, the better! -----Yes, it only takes a while to gain weight immediately. The method is to find a hornet's nest, put your hands in it and stir it twice. Hey, it only takes a while, and you are guaranteed to be so fat that even your mother won't recognize you.

34. The baby will be born in February 2007. The father’s surname is Zhang and the mother’s surname is Wang. Please give us a name, preferably a two-character name with a verb-object structure.---- --What is the most damaging question in Octopus King's "Truth or Dare"? Who has the biggest temper in your family?

Please tell me who here did not take a shower yesterday?

Do you wash your hands after going to the toilet?

What is the most unbearable thing for others to do to you?

What is your greatest fear?

Do you think your farts smell?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Who is the person here that you most want to beat?

What is the most memorable gift you have ever received?

What was your shortest relationship?

Who do you like?

What is your little hobby?

What is your most depressing nickname?

The person who loses the game chooses a punishment of "truth" or "dare". Tell the truth: No matter what question you ask, answer it truthfully. Big Adventure: There is a mission to complete. What classic questions are there in Truth or Dare?

Kiss strangers ~ and hug trash cans, or hug strangers and say don’t leave me, cry and say it five times ~ call The person in the address book said, I miss you, do you miss me too? Truth or Dare, which question is the weirdest?

Weird request: You go and kiss or hug someone else.

Although I haven't encountered it yet, I have seen it in other places. It is garbage. How to deal with the truth or dare problem

You can tell lies without conscience, of course, the premise is that you really don’t want to tell the secret. Of course, it is best to be honest and not tell lies. You can also ask the person to change the question, thank you.

Adopt it! What are some good questions in the game Truth or Dare?

True words:

Q1: What would you do if you saw the person you love sleeping soundly in front of you?

2: Write your favorite song?

3: When you least know what color to wear, what color would you choose?

4: What is the thing you regret most in 20**?

5: What is the most touching thing you have ever experienced?

6: Do you like dad or mom more?

7: The 5 things you want most

8: When was the last time you laughed from the bottom of your heart?

9: If you were given a chance to travel anywhere in the world, you would go to:

10: If you could go back in time, which time would you like to go back to?

11: What is your ideal lover like?

12: What are the three wishes you most want to realize?

13: What do I look like in your eyes?

14: If you could have a super power, what would you want to have?

15: Which movie is your favorite?

16: How would you like to dress when you meet someone you like?

17: If there was an afterlife, which one would you choose?

18: What is your favorite food?

19: How to express your love to the person you like?

20: What if the person you love doesn’t love you back?

21: Would you choose Living * * * before marriage?

22: If one day, the most important thing in your life leaves you, what will you do?

23: If 99 gold coins fell from the sky, what would be your first reaction?

24: The end of the world, you will survive, and you can save one person, what will you do?

25: If you could choose to be a character in a movie, who would you choose?

26: Do you care about what others think of you? Would you give up something or someone you want because of the opposition of others?

27: Your lover is going abroad, what will you do?

29: Who is the most trustworthy in your heart?

30: Who do you want to be happy?

31: Would you choose the person you love or the person who loves you?

32: Who is your favorite person now?

33: What is your biggest wish now?

34: Have you ever hated anyone?

35: Are long-distance relationships doomed to separation? So if you fell in love with someone from a far away country, would you choose to go with him?

36: What should I do if one day I feel that one of my choices was wrong, but now I can never do it again?

37: Which is more important to you, love or friendship?

38: If you could predict the future, what would you least like to see?

39: If one day I quarrel with you, what will you do?

40: If your lover and I make an appointment with you at the same time, who will you accompany?

41: Is there really true love in the world? What does true love look like in your eyes?

42: How did you feel when I called your name?

43: What do you think are the benefits of making more friends?

44: When did you cry the most sadly? Why?

46: What gift do you most want to receive on Valentine’s Day?

47: When you saw your name being called, did you immediately want to kill me?

48: Which finger on your right hand is the person you cherish the most?

50: What cartoons do you like to watch?

51: What do you do when you are least happy?

52: Between love and bread, which one would you choose? Why?

53: Who do you want to thank the most?

55: How do you view sex?

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7: Have you ever thought about what you will do in the future? What is your ideal career?

58: What do you think is the most beautiful picture?

59: If you are dating someone you like and meet your ex’s male (female) friend, how will you behave?

60: What’s the craziest thing you’ve done so far?

64: If one day I tell you that I fall in love with you, what will you do?

66: In your eyes, what kind of person am I? I want to listen to the truth...

Truthful questions:

1. How far are you with your boyfriend/girlfriend?

2. Who do you like the most? Opposite sex

3. Underwear/pants color (please use this with caution if you are not familiar with it~)

4. Age of first kiss

5. You are the most embarrassing

6. When was the last time you laughed from the bottom of your heart?

7. How much are you willing to sacrifice for love?

8. What’s more important than friends and boyfriend/girlfriend (isn’t this a bit damaging...)

9. Which part of the body is the most sensitive

10: If there was an afterlife, which one would you choose?

11: Would you choose having sex before marriage?

12: If you could choose to be a character in a movie, who would you choose?

13: If one day I quarrel with you, what will you do?

14: Which time did you cry the saddest? Why?

15: If you are dating someone you like and meet your ex’s male (female) friend, how will you behave?

16: If one day I tell you that I fall in love with you, what will you do?

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Dare Adventure Punishment

(Note: The opposite sex here can be freely expanded, such as "the opposite sex closest to you, the opposite sex you have the best impression of", etc.)

< p> 1. Carry a member of the opposite sex around the arena

2. Sing the last line of Qinghai-Tibet Plateau

3. Make a face that satisfies everyone

4. Hug a person of the opposite sex until the end of the next round of Truth or Dare

5. Confess to a person of the opposite sex for 3 minutes

6. Interlock your fingers with a person of the opposite sex and look at each other for 10 seconds

7. Invite someone of the opposite sex to sing a love song for you, or invite someone of the opposite sex to sing a love song duet with you

8. Do your sexiest and most charming expressions or movements

9. Eat what everyone brings for you (if it’s chili...)

10. Dance hula and striptease (it’s winter anyway)

11. Squatting on a stool as if constipated

12. Kissing someone (this person can be designated in advance), or kissing someone of the opposite sex, in any location

13. Expression Kiss the wall for 10 seconds

14. Imitate the ancient professional women soliciting customers

15. Imitate the melatonin advertisement, singing and dancing

16. Let him go to the street Shouting on the Internet, "They are selling slippers ~ 2 yuan a pair, buy one and get 3 free"

17. Holding on to the iron door and shouting "Let me out!"

18. Having crushes on strangers Winking

1. The man uses his arm to measure the woman’s bust from the front or the woman measures the man’s waist (hip circumference...);

2. Hold each other sideways and feed each other wine, Feed food;

3. Kiss and intoxicate for 10 seconds while facing each other;

4. Turn in place 10 times (closer to the bottom);

5 . Belly dance;

6. Pole dance;

7. Shouting that I am a pig;

8. Walking the cat walk;

9. Make three Sister Furong S shapes;

10. Kiss the first member of the opposite sex from the left;

11. Take off one piece of clothing until the end;< /p>

12. Carrying the right side

The first girl;

13. Become a Hollywood kiss;

14. Kneel down and propose: If I don’t propose to you, I will regret it for the rest of my life, because you are the only one for me . (Richard Gere to Juliet Roberts (in the movie "Runaway Bride"))

15. Yell burn, universe~

16. Performing She-Ra: "My name is Adora, He-Man's biological sister. This is the Wind Horse, my mount. I have a secret that no one knows. When I drew my sword and shouted: "Give me power, I am She-Ra!" "Only three people know this secret, they are: the light of hope, Mrs. Raz, and Kaul. Together with other friends, I fight against the evil Hordak to save Isilia!"< /p>

17. Choose a girl and say: I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you millions of times, as passionately as on the equator. (Napoleon to Josephine)

18. Choose a boy and beat his chest and say: You are so annoying

19. Lying on the bed and posing and saying that the rice is in the pot , I'm in bed.

20. One person sucks a card with his mouth first, and the other person sucks the card from the other side with his mouth and removes it;

21. The girl lies on her back on the ground, and the boy supports it. , do five push-ups;

22. The boy lies on his back on the ground, and the girl stays on it, holding on for 5 seconds;

23. The boy sits on the bed, and the girl lies on the bed, with her head resting on it. On the boy's lap, look at each other for 10 seconds;

24. The boy forces the girl into a corner, supports the wall with one hand in a "flirting style", and the two look at each other affectionately for 10 seconds;

25. The boy kneels down on one leg, the girl reaches out, and the boy kisses the back of the girl’s hand;

26. The boy kneels down on one leg, and the girl kisses the boy’s forehead;

27. The boy picks up the girl and keeps 5 Seconds;

28. The boy hugs the girl face to face, and the girl clamps the boy between her legs;

29. Drinking with each other;

30. Right Feed peanuts;

31. Dance and spin in circles;

32. Girls dance on boys’ feet;

33. Girls sit on boys’ calves, and boys lie on their backs Sit up;

34. Hug;

35. Kiss on the face;

36. Kiss on the neck;

37. Finger intercourse Hold the clasp for one round;

38. Face each other with your fingers intertwined, look at each other affectionately, and recite "The Goose" by King Luo Bin affectionately

39. Situation: A man and a woman meet , the boy said: "Hello, my surname is Hoe, and my name is He. What about you?" The girl said: "My name is Dangwu."

"Boys and girls said at the same time: "Oh! It turns out that it’s noon on the day of hoeing! "

40. Stand up and shout "I am Superman, I want to go home!" ";

41. Let a woman find a way to excite a certain man;

42. With a dustpan on her head and a broom in her hand, she dances and sings: I love labor, I Love hygiene;

43. The two of them were facing each other like taking a bath, and they even twitched and sang "wash, rinse, rinse, rinse";

44 . Imitate the actions of Sailor Moon, and then say to someone: I will punish you instead of the moon!!

45. A boy touches his breasts and says "Oh, it's too small";

46 . Find a boy to put your legs on his shoulders and let him beat his legs;

47. Kiss the forehead of the second opposite sex from the left;

48. Swap with the first opposite sex from the left Put on a shirt;

49. Sing in the toilet so that everyone can hear what is being sung;

50. Name the five major water systems in China that the Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal passes through;< /p>

51. Pull the right ear with your left hand, pull the left ear with your right hand, and pass under the table;

52. With the second person of the opposite sex on the right, one will play Sailor Moon, the other will play Super Beast, and then Sailor Moon wants to defeat the Super Beast;

53. Wear your own coat to perform Zhang Qingcheng's "I take it off, I put it on, I take it off again, I put it on again";

54. Expose your belly, twist your waist and twist your ***, 3 times each;

55. Lock yourself in the toilet with the first opposite sex on the right and wait for a round of games;

56. Use toilet paper Use it as a scarf and wrap it around your neck for one round of the game;

57. Undress the first boy on the right, and the person drawn in the next round will get on board for him;

58 . Choose any two boys to make Sister Furong's S shape together;

59. Hug the first opposite sex on the right sideways;

60. Slowly and sexyly lift up the shirt Reach the position where you can no longer lift;

61. Shout out the window "I'm so lonely"; Ask for truth or dare questions, at least ten.

Which time do you want to go back to? Why? 5. What does your ideal lover look like? 6: What are the three wishes you most want to realize? 7: How would you like to dress when you meet someone you like? 8: How to express your love to the person you like? 9: What if the person you love doesn’t love you back? 10 What would you do if one day the most important thing in your life left you? 16: Have you ever hated anyone? 17 Are long-distance relationships doomed to separation? So if you fell in love with someone from a far away country, would you choose to go with him? 18: Which is more important to you, love or friendship? 19: Is there really true love in the world? What does true love look like in your eyes? 20: When did you cry the most sadly? Why? What's the most vicious question asked in Truth or Dare?

1: What would you do if you saw the person you love sleeping soundly in front of you? 2: Write your favorite song? 3: When you least know what color to wear, what color would you choose? 4: What is the thing you regret most in 2006? 5: What is the most touching thing that has ever happened to you? 6: Do you like dad or mom more? 7: The 5 things you want most 8: When was the last time you laughed from the bottom of your heart? 9: If you were given a chance to travel to any place in the world, you would go: 10: If you could go back in time, which time would you like to go back to? 11: What does your ideal lover look like? 12: What are the three wishes you most want to realize? 13: What do I look like in your eyes? 14: If you could have a super power, what would it be? 15: Which movie is your favorite? 16: How would you like to dress when you meet someone you like? 17: If there was an afterlife, which one would you choose? 18: What is your favorite food? 19: How to express your love to the person you like? 20: What if the person you love doesn’t love you back? 21: Would you choose Living * * * before marriage? 22: What would you do if one day the most important thing in your life left you? 23: If 99 gold coins fell from the sky, what would be your first reaction? 24: The end of the world, you will survive, and you can save one person, what will you do? 25: If you were asked to choose a character in a movie, who would you choose? 26: Do you care about what others think of you? Would you give up something or someone you want because of the opposition of others? 27: Your lover is going abroad, what will you do? 29: Who is the most trustworthy in your mind? 30: Who do you want to be happy? 31: Would you choose the person you love or the person who loves you? 32: Who is your favorite person now? 33: What is your biggest wish right now? 34: Have you ever hated anyone? 35: Are long-distance relationships doomed to separation? So if you fell in love with someone from a far away country, would you choose to go with him?

36: What should I do if one day I feel that one of my choices was wrong, but now I can never do it again? 37: Which is more important to you, love or friendship? 38: If you could predict the future, what would you least like to see? 39: If one day I quarrel with you, what will you do? 40: Your lover and I will date you at the same time, who will you accompany? 41: Is there really true love in the world? What does true love look like in your eyes? 42: How did you feel when I called your name? 43: What do you think are the benefits of making more friends? 44: Which time did you cry the saddest? Why? 46: What gift do you most want to receive on Valentine’s Day? 47: When you saw your name being called, did you immediately want to kill me? 48: Which finger on your right hand is the person you cherish the most? 50: What cartoons do you like to watch? 51: How do you behave when you are most unhappy? 52: Between love and bread, which one would you choose? Why? 53: Who do you want to thank the most? 55: How do you view sex? 57: Have you ever thought about what you will do in the future? What is your ideal career? 58: What do you think is the most beautiful picture? 59: If you are dating someone you like and meet your ex’s male (female) friend, how will you behave? 60: What’s the craziest thing you’ve done so far? 64: What would you do if one day I told you that I fell in love with you? 66: In your eyes, what kind of person am I? I want to listen to the truth... What is truth or dare?

It's so simple. Telling the truth is when someone asks you a question. Just say it. Dare is what others tell you to do. You have to do whatever you want.

Hope this helps.