Let’s watch the meteor shower together. Classic quotations

1. Duan Mulei: "This classmate, you are very cool!"

Murong Yunhai: "So what?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "You still talk about English? I hate it when people try to talk English to me!"

2. Murong Yunhai: "Oh my God! What a stubborn old man!"

Principal : "God what God? Here, I am your God!"

3. Principal (to Duan Mulei): "Don't look at me so melancholy. It's better to worry about what you should do first." !”

4. Shangguan Ruiqian: “I’ll give you three seconds to apologize for my shoes!”

Murong Yunhai (stomped on Shangguan Ruiqian’s head hard) A pair of expensive shoes that vomit blood): "This is how my shoes apologize to your shoes!"

5. Li Long: "My name is Li Long, Li is Bruce Lee's Li, and dragon is Bruce Lee At this moment, don’t think that I am flirting with you, because at 12:24:36 last Sunday, I decided to pursue you..."

(IV After he came to the throne, he started to berate Li Long)

Shangguan Ruiqian: "I'm paying back Bruce Lee."

Ye Shuo: "I'm paying back Ip Man!"

6. Murong Yunhai: "She is like a fly, she circles around you every day, she doesn't bite you, she annoys you!"

7. (H3 Go diving )

Shangguan Ruiqian: "I'll count to three and let's all dance together! How about it?"

Duanmulei: "Okay"

Shangguan Ruiqian: " What about you?"

Ye Shuo: "No idea."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Ready, three!"

Ye Shuo: "What a shame!" "Yeah"

8. Chu Yuxun: "First, I'm very angry now; second, my name is Chu Yuxun instead of hello; third, if you come to me again to play such boring things Game, I will make you become a real pig; fourth, I am not stupid!"

Murong Yunhai: "First, your anger is written on your face; second, hey is just a form of address! That’s all; third, this kind of boring game will make you angry. The above three points fully prove that you are a brain-dead person.”

9. Duan Mulei: “This classmate, it seems that you are not a brain-dead person. ! I can count to three."

10. (Murong Yunhai stepped on the stairs and fell)

Xu Lili: "Hey...be careful!"

Murong Yunhai: "What do you know? This is called not taking the ordinary path!"

11. (Everyone laughed at Chu Yuxun as a hippopotamus) Murong Yunhai: "Hippopotamus!"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hippo...haha!"

Ye Shuo: "Bye bye! Hippo!"

Duanmulei: "He...don't care too much about them."

12. Chu Yuxun handed the washed vest to Murong Yunhai...

Murong Yunhai (asked Chu Yuxun happily): "You washed these clothes by yourself. ? This is the most touching gift I have ever received! ”

Chu Yuxun (stunned for a long time): “I washed this in the washing machine. "

Shangguan Ruiqian and Ye Shuo laughed wildly.

13. Chu Yuxun: "Because you are a disabled person, I won't care about you. "

Murong Yunhai: "I see that you are mentally retarded, so I won't argue with you! "

14. Lan Gu: "Dressed like this, if you are not a bad person, you are also a person with a bad brain. Take it away! ”

15. (A turtle was stuck on Chu Yuxun’s back) Murong Yunhai: “Longevity is a blessing! Thirteenth sister of turtle! ”

16. Duanmulei: “If you want to cry, go for a run and turn your tears into sweat to evaporate.” "

17. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey, I want to say three words to you. ”

Chu Yuxun: “What are you going to do?” ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “So it’s you. It’s unlucky for you to meet me today, Chu Yuxun, because I have to say three words to you today and I have to say them ten times.” ”

Chu Yuxun: “I know, you are a pig.” "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Yes. I just want to tell you that you are a pig. You are a pig, you are a pig, you are a pig, pig, pig..."

18. Murong Yunduo: "There is a kind of love called touching. ”

19. Ye Shuo: “It’s over, the storm is coming.”

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Shangguan Ruiqian looked confused: "Where is it going to rain? Where is it? "

Ye Shuo looked at him speechlessly, Shangguan Ruiqian said: "Where? "

Ye Shuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and pushed Shangguan Ruiqian away.

20. Murong Yunhai: "When you face Chu Yuxun, apologizing is the most difficult thing in the world. Things to do. ”

22. Shangguan Ruiqian: “My father said that cash is king these days, and I don’t want the financial crisis to affect the flower of my motherland.” ”

Ye Shuo: “You’re the only one returning the flowers, you’re a dog’s tail grass to death!” ”

23. Ye Shuo: “If you need it, I can lend you my shoulder indefinitely; although it’s not very generous, it can at least give you a good rest.” "

24. Shangguan Ruiqian: "What do you like about me? "

Lisa: "I like you - stay away from me. ”

25. Shangguan Ruiqian: “Xiaoyu, you are a good girl. If you want to marry, don’t marry anyone else—let alone me.” ”

26. Murong Yunhai (lost his temper at Chu Yuxun): “Don’t always use money to talk things out!” I really hate the boring self-esteem of you grassroots people. Is it my fault that you are rich and handsome? Unreasonable! "

27. (Chu Yuxun fell from a stone on the island) Murong Yunhai: "It's really an unusual path. ”

28. Murong Yunhai: “Why are you here?” ”

Duanmulei: “Because we are here, we are here.” ”

29. Murong Yunhai: “In my sister’s heart, he is the best person in the world!” "(Ye Shuo nodded in agreement)

Murong Yunhai: "But except for me! ”

Ye Shuo (speechless): “I really belong to you.” ”

30. Chu Yuxun: “The idea that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of vocabulary deficiency.” Do you want me to teach you? You are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a spotted pig, a bare pig, a dumb pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig, or a pig. You are a lazy, omnivorous organism raised in captivity. You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starlight. You are a stupid pig that can never fly into the blue sky! ”

31. Chu Yuxun: “I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen anyone as narcissistic as you.” Let me tell you, I will never like you, a narcissist, in this life, no, in the last life, the next life, the next eight hundred lives! ”

32. Chu Yuxun: “Are there any numbers larger than 1?” "

Murong Yunhai: "Yes. ”

Chu Yuxun: “Are there any numbers larger than 10?” "

Murong Yunhai: "Yes. ”

Chu Yuxun: “Is there a number larger than 1,000?” "

Murong Yunhai: "Yes. "

(...until after 100,000)

Chu Yuxun: "Is there any fool who is stupider than you? "

Murong Yunhai (subconsciously because he was alert): "No! "(The whole audience is petrified)

33. Duanmulei: "Do you know why fish fall in love with apples? ”

Shen Hanfeng: “What do you mean?” ”

Duanmulei: “Look, you know everything is not a problem in this world.” This is our business and we will handle it ourselves. Let’s go first. ”

34. Ye Shuo: “Which school girl is that, making our lover so worried?” ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Don’t call me Love Saint, okay?” I am a very dedicated boy! "

Ye Shuo: "Special affection? ! Are you only devoted to one girl at a time? Say it quickly! Who is it? "

35. Shangguan Ruiqian's cell phone rang, and he checked that it was not Xiaoyu.

Ye Shuo (to Shangguan Ruiqian): "Are you frustrated again? Don't worry, there are only four of us in one place. The sea of ??clouds is troubled by the rain. Duanmu is troubled by the rain while accompanying the sea of ??clouds. You are troubled by the little fisher. I ask you, are you troubled? So now that I am free, should I also find a girlfriend to trouble myself with? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Don't you have a girlfriend? "

Ye Shuo (guilty): "Ah? How can I have a girlfriend? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Are you afraid of scandal? Isn’t the computer your girlfriend? ? ”

36. Chu Yuxun: At this moment, I am really grateful for this night and the rain. In this case, even if I cry in front of him, he will not find me.

37. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Do you think I'm handsome?"

Ye Shuo (laughing): "You, did you eat something unclean? You were poisoned ?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Seriously, is he handsome?"

Ye Shuo: "Handsome"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then. Am I charming?"

Ye Shuo: "Yes."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Am I generous?"

Ye Shuo: "Generous. "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then I have first-rate taste?"

Ye Shuo: "Good taste."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then you do. Do you like me?"

Ye Shuo (helpless): "You are kidding me."

38. Duanmulei: "I found that you are feeling a lot today."

Ye Shuo: "I'm lovelorn."

Duan Mulei: "Did you lose your computer?"

Ye Shuo: "Huh?"

39. (When Murong Yunhai said never to talk to Chu Yuxun again)

Ye Shuo: "Do you believe it?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "You said Do I believe it?"

Ye Shuo: "Only pigs believe it."

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Then I don't believe it either."

40. Shen Hanfeng ( To Murong Yunhai): "You have two eyes and you can only read the GPS!"

41. Murong Yunhai: "We have experienced life and death, and I will love you forever."

41. Murong Yunhai: "We have experienced life and death, and I will love you forever."

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42. Murong Yunhai: "Why didn't you tell me that you like my sister?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Let me clarify for Ye Shuo, you said that the four of us are together all day long, who Don't you know he likes your sister? Even a blind person can tell."

Murong Yunhai: "Then why didn't I know?"

Shangguan Ruiqian: "I'm blind. Identification completed."

43. (Chu Yuxun didn't return to the dormitory all night, Ye Shuo suspected that it was Murong Yunhai who caused the trouble)

Ye Shuo (to Murong Yunhai): "If you can run away. Hurry up, of course, if you run to the music classroom at a speed of 25 meters per second, you might have done it!"

44. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Who, who, it's over, I'm done. Finally, I can't hold back the light anymore (Duanmulei laughs), I am the prince on this stage, Leonardo and Dinkabri, this play is simply made for me. From now on, all your light will be covered by me. Oh, oh, oh~" 45. Chu Yuxun: "If I like you, you will only like me one-tenth. 1. In this case, do you mind?"

Murong Yunhai: "If you like me only one-tenth of the way I like you, then I will make up for the remaining nine-tenths.

(Yelling) If you like me only one hundredth of the way I like you, I will make up the remaining ninety-nine percent to you!”

46! Duan Mulei saw a grain of rice in the corner of Chu Yuxun's mouth and wanted to throw it away for her, but Chu Yuxun pushed him away. Duan Mulei said: "There is a grain of rice in the corner of Chu Yuxun's mouth. Do you want to keep it for a midnight snack?"

47. Shangguan Ruiqian: “He (Ye Shuo) escaped from prison? "

Duan Mulei: "He doesn't have a computer, how can he jailbreak? ”

48. Murong Yunhai: “You are jealous!” ”

Chu Yuxun: “I didn’t eat dumplings, why am I jealous?” "

49. Murong Yunhai: "What? Don't I look like a prince? ”

Ye Shuo: “You look like one, of course you do, like a prince who has usurped the throne!” ”

50. Chu Yuxun (to Duan Mulei): “Do you know who I dreamed of last night?” "

Duanmulei: "Who is it? ”

Chu Yuxun: “You don’t know...that’s definitely not you!” ”

Duanmulei: “You are sleepwalking!” ”

51. Murong Yunduo (to Murong Yunhai): “When did you buy two mobile phones?” "

Murong Yunhai: "When I bought the second one.

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Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense! ”

52. Chu Yuxun: “Uncle, please don’t trample on my self-esteem with money!” "(Turns around and leaves)

Chai Xuecun: "Hey Yu Xun! What a joke, I also hope that people all over the world will use money to trample on my self-esteem! "

53. Ye Shuo (to Duan Mulei): "Don't you have any distracting thoughts about Yu Xun?"

Duan Mulei (deliberately changing the subject): "Come on, Shangguan, I'll fight you. "

Shangguan Ruiqian (stunned): "I am playing a single-player game. ”

54. Murong Yunhai: “Why are you still living on this earth?” ”

Chu Yuxun: “Because I want to study the tyrannosaurs in this world!” "

Murong Yunhai: "You want to study me so much, do you like me? ”

55. Shen Hanfeng: “A friend who harms your interests is a harmful friend. It is better not to make bad friends than to avoid such friends! ”

56. Murong Yunhai: “How about it? Who dares to underestimate my strength? See you in the Taekwondo gym!” ”

57. Shangguan Ruiqian: “Geniuses are often meant to be buried, especially a genius like me who is so handsome that it makes us cry ghosts and gods! "

Murong Yunhai: "Go! "

58. (Ye Shuo asked Guo Rongrong to find someone to play football with, but Guo Rongrong ran back.)

Guo Rongrong: "School..."

Ye Shuo: "Why are you laughing? Can't laugh. "

Guo Rongrong: "The principal is looking for you. ”

59. Murong Yunhai (said affectionately to Chu Yuxun): “You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope again. You You hide so many secrets, and sometimes you can be irritable, but I know that in your heart, there is deep tranquility. I - love - you. ”

Chu Yuxun: “Why are you reading this?” "

Murong Yunhai: "This is a composition written by me! The name is - To the Sea! "

60. Shangguan Ruiqian (laughing indifferently): "Hey! In a dramatic scene, Yu Xun dived into the water. "

Ye Shuo (anxiously preparing to save Chu Yuxun): "Then you are still laughing here, why don't you hurry up and save her. "

Shangguan Ruiqian (grabbing Ye Shuo): "Hey! Slow down, Yunhai has already jumped down to save her. The beauty of a gentleman's adult life, we can't destroy his plan! "

Ye Shuo (pauses, then prepares to save Murong Yunhai): "Yunhai can't swim either! "

Shangguan Ruiqian (stopped him again): "Hey! This is dramatic! Yu Xun rescued Yun Hai. "

Ye Shuo (heaved a sigh of relief): "Hey! It scares me to death. Can you stop breathing so loudly when you talk? "

61. Duanmulei (very affectionate): "Like a piece of clothing may be because of its style, like a song may be because of its melody, in this world, I only like a People have no reasons..."

62. (Murong Yunhai works as a waiter, Shangguan Ruiqian is with Ye Shuo, Duanmulei, and Chu Yuxun) Shangguan Ruiqian: "Hey~~Should I I'm ashamed, I can't support myself now. ”

Ye Shuo: “You can only reap the consequences.” "

63. Murong Yunhai (opposed to Duan Mulei): "Do you really like to steal your friend's girlfriend? Shangguan has so many girlfriends that you can keep them for ten or eight years! ”

64. Guo Rongrong: “Dear audience friends, now my classmate Guo Rongrong (hands in a V shape), known as the super invincible little cutie of our school, will explain this exciting slam dunk challenge to everyone. race.

So the person being challenged is our Shangguan classmate (looking crazy), but our challenger is an unknown person who stays at home without being outstanding! "(He was hit hard on the head by the Ankylosaurus) Ankylosaurus: "Who said he was a nobody? Let me tell you, his name will scare you to death! Guo Rongrong: "Who is it!" Hitting my head? "Ankylosaurus: "It's me! Hitting you on the head! "Guo Rongrong: "I hate it the most when someone hits me on the head. If you hit me on the head again, I just do it..." Ankylosaurus: "What do you think? Guo Rongrong: "I'll just stay away from you!" "(jump away quickly)

65. Murong Yunhai: "I, Murong Yunhai, swear to the earth, to the sky, to the clouds, to the wind, to the flowers and the rainbow, that I will only love Chu in my whole life. If Yu Xun is alone, I will let her live happily for the rest of her life until she grows old and dies. ”

Chu Yuxun: “I, Chu Yuxun, swear to the sky, to the earth, to the wind, to the clouds, to the rainbow, to the flowers, that I will only love the sea of ??clouds in my life.” No matter what difficulties a person encounters, I will always be by his side until we grow old and die. "

66. Murong Yunhai: "This feeling is so familiar, it seems to be something that has been missing in my heart. I feel like we have known each other a long, long time ago. May I have your name? "

67. Huang Si: "His (Murong Yunhai) shortcomings are that he is tall and a bit handsome. "Shangguan Ruiqian: "(pushed Huang Si's head hard): "I think you are a bit weak!"

68. Shangguan Ruiqian: "A hypocrite is also a kind of gentleman." ."

69. (Murong Yunhai devised a clever plan to rescue Ye Shuo, on the way home) Jiejilong: "I don't need you to do anything about beating people in the future, just tell Brother Long that I want to. We will beat whoever we want, wherever we want."

Murong Yunhai: "Do you dare in front of the police?"

Ankylosaurus: "This... this. Forget it.”

70. Xiaoyu: “For example, Tang Bohu lights Qiuxiang!”

Chu Yuxun: “That’s Tang Bohu, a talented man from the south of the Yangtze River, and he’s a big idiot from Alliston! ”

71. (Ye Shuo and three others want to remove the principal’s tires)

Murong Yunhai: “Then it would be faster to break his legs”

Ye Shuo: "Principal's Office. Exit the elevator on the sixth floor and turn left to the second room. Don't forget to call the report when you enter."

72. Chu Yuxun: "Why do you want to hang out with them?"

Duanmulei: "It is better for four people to be bored than for one person to be bored."

73. Chu Yuxun: "Yunhai, Shangguan, Duanmu, Ye Shuo, you four parasites , Idiots who can’t survive without the birdcage, I will curse you to hell and never be reincarnated!”

74. Murong Yunhai: “Look at the dark circles under your eyes, they look like round ones! !"

75. Murong Yunhai: "Waiter, I want a drink!"

Chu Yuxun: "What to drink?"

Murong Yunhai: "Pulse. "

Chu Yuxun: "Sold out"

Murong Yunhai: "Sprite"

Chu Yuxun: "Only at room temperature."

Murong Yunhai: "There should be mineral water!"

Chu Yuxun: "The small bottle costs 10 yuan, the large bottle costs 20 yuan."

Murong Yunhai: "It's so expensive Ah! Give me 500 yuan first!”

76. (Chu Yuxun was punished by running 10 laps on the playground) Uncle: “You don’t have to run all the way today! You can save it and run a little every day!” ."

77. Ye Shuo: "Sun Wukong chants the curse and curses himself."

78. Principal: "If an apology is useful, then why do we need the police?"

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79. (Murong Yunhai passed Chu Yuxun in the exam and went to pay homage to the god of test. Chu Yuxun was also there. When he saw them, he hid behind a tree.) Shangguan Ruiqian teased Murong Yunhai: "Yunhai pays homage to the god of test." , just like Sun Wukong reciting the tight curse and cursing himself... By the way, how are you going to punish her if you win?" Murong Yunhai: "I want to punish her and become more beautiful, just like Zhao Wei in Shaolin Football, she is this The big head that looks like Nezha is swaying in the air, with a banana peel on top of it." Chu Yuxun was fuming behind the tree. Murong Yunhai began to worship Kao Shen: "...(previous omitted) Then Kao Shen, please help me curse her. Curse her for breaking her leg before the exam and not being able to take the exam.

"Murong Yunhai!" ! ! ! ! "Chu Yuxun walked out from behind the tree. Murong Yunhai was shocked.

80. (At this time, Chu Yuxun was angrily holding a box of money that Murong Yunhai's mother gave to her uncle. Return it to Murong Yunhai...)

Ye Shuo: "Why is Yu Xun here? She walked so fast, something must have happened!" ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Those who come are not good, and those who are good will never come!” I don’t know who offended her again! "

Murong Yunhai (said very confidently): "Anyway, this time! It's definitely not me! "

(At this time everyone looked at Duanmu)

At this time Yu Xun came over and said: "Yunhai, come here! "

(At this time Shangguan clapped his hands fiercely) Murong Yunhai: "Why is it me again? ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Congratulations”

81. (Duanmu teaches Yunhai to learn) Duanmulei: “Actually, learning sometimes does not rely on rote memorization. You see, it’s like The question 'In which country did the Asian financial crisis first break out? ’ The answer is Thailand. What can you think of Thailand and the financial crisis? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "Thailand? ”

Ye Shuo: “Machine?” "

Murong Yunhai: "A hair dryer, a lighter? ……tractor? ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Tai Tai Tai Tai…Thai horse kills chicken!” "

Murong Yunhai: "Yes! Doesn’t horse killing chicken mean massage in Japan? So...the answer is: Japan! Is it right? "

Shangguan Ruiqian: "..."

Duanmulei: "..."

Ye Shuo (turns away, arms folded) : "It's so cold~~~~~~~~~~~~"

82. (In the finale, Yu Xin and Duan Mulei were in the piano room) Duan Mulei: "I understand what you mean , However, I can die for you, but I must live well for Yu Xun. "

83. Director of "The Glass Slipper and the Rose": "A person who is never on time arrived early, and a person who is never late arrived late. It seems that Cinderella's pumpkin carriage is driving too slowly. Yes! ”

84. Xiaoyu to Shangguan Ruiqian: “A person has many girlfriends because he has not yet met the one he truly likes. ”

Shangguan Ruiqian: “Finally, someone found a beautiful excuse for my philandering. ”

85. Murong Yunhai (half-kneeling, sincerely): “Mom, you and Yu Xun are the two most important women to me in this world. "

Murong Yunduo (lowering his head, eyes rolling around innocently): "Ahem..."

Murong Yunhai (stunned for a moment, laughing): "Of course And my sister. ”

86. Murong Yunduo: “Money, money, money, after all, you just think he (Lin Xiaoli) has no money!” ”

Shen Hanfeng: “I don’t think he has no money, I think he doesn’t have the ability to make money!” ”

87. Yu Xin: “When you love someone to the core, you won’t forget them easily.” ”

88. Ye Shuo: “Ms. Chu Yuxun, do you know where Yunhai has gone?” ”

Chu Yuxun: “How do I know? Aren’t you his right-hand man?” ”

Ye Shuo: “Yes, but now I don’t know who has been poisoned, and I am completely out of control.” ”

Chu Yuxun: “Then you design an anti-virus software to kill and kill viruses. Aren’t you a computer genius? "

Ye Shuo: "Kill, I can't kill it. The virus is too big now. ”

89. Chu Yuxun: “It’s great to have money. Can you compensate for my feelings?” ”

90. Chu Yuxun: “In my entire life, no, I will never like you, an arrogant maniac, in my last and next life.” "

Murong Yunhai: "Arrogant? You're an ungrateful, inhumane, ugly man! "

Chu Yuxun: "What did you say? ”

Murong Yunhai: “What’s wrong?” ! ”

Chu Yuxun: “If you have the guts, say something else!” ”

91. Duanmu: When I saw you kneeling on the ground tonight, crying in despair for the sea of ??clouds, I knew that it was your last choice.

Chu Yuxun: Duanmu , I admit that I liked you before. When I lost you, my heart was very painful. But tonight, when I thought that Yunhai would leave me forever, my heart was not very painful, but I felt, My heart is dead.

92. Murong Yunhai had a car accident and was sent to the hospital. Shangguan Ruiqian: "Oh my god! Don't die." Murong Yunhai suddenly woke up with laughter.

Everyone laughed.

93. Murong Yunhai: Do you like him so much and hate me so much?

94. Murong Yunhai: "You are my best friend, and she is my most beloved girl!!"

95. Murong Yunhai: "That dull guy has What’s good?”

96 Murong Yunhai: “I have three good friends. One hacked my computer and the other stole my most beloved girl.”

Shangguan Ruiqian. : "I didn't do anything sorry for you"

Murong Yunhai: "You brought the two people I least want to see"