Wang Xiaobo and his classmates were robbed several times in America.

People who know Wang Xiaobo generally know that he is studying in Pittsburgh, USA.

According to him, Xiong Haizi didn't dare to rob China people before, because they thought China people were all from Bruce Lee. Ah, a strange call, legs flying, the gun doesn't work well.

Bad things happened on 1984. At that year's National Day reception, a classmate of the Institute of Technology performed that set of lame long fists on the stage, which immediately frustrated us in China.

The myth is broken, and the big thing is not good. The first person robbed was Xiao Song downstairs.

Xiao Song's 100-meter speed is more than eleven seconds. First, everyone asked him why he didn't run. He replied that he had a gun in his hand, although it didn't look real.

When he heard the shot, Wang Xiaobo, who was indignant and wanted to settle accounts with the gangster, suddenly became discouraged, although the gun didn't look real.

At this time, everyone thought that Wan Li would leave home, and his family had high hopes. They blamed Song Zao for not saying that he had a gun, which led everyone to take out baseball bats.

Then Wang Xiaobo was robbed himself.

The location is in the park, and the person is not two that Xiao Song met, but one, and there is no gun yet.

More importantly, this person is not as tall as Wang Xiaobo, and his body is not as strong as Wang Xiaobo, and he is sick. It should be Wang Xiaobo who robbed him, but Wang Xiaobo was "really quit by him" and "robbed by him unconsciously".

That day, the white guy saw Wang Xiaobo and said, Dude, give me some money.

Wang Xiaobo said, I didn't bring it. He didn't remember asking me why I gave you money.

The white boy said again, then let me see your wallet.

Wang Xiaobo said, I didn't bring my wallet either. He didn't ask me why I showed you my wallet.

That white man is very patient, so what's in your pocket?

Wang Xiaobo said that it was a cigarette. Of course, he didn't ask me what was in my pocket. It's none of your business.

Finally—

The white guy said, I just wanted a cigarette, and Wang Xiaobo gave it.

The white guy took a cigarette and saw that Wang Xiaobo really didn't have a wallet in his pocket, so he broke up.

Wang Xiaobo remembered that a hundred meters away was a robbery, so he remembered why, what's it to you?

"Of course, if you insist that I am too timid to shout, I have nothing to say."

After that, "the bad guys in Pittsburgh robbed the people of China" and "the robberies became more and more". It is said that a brother who wanted to talk to the robbers about his ideals and life was also beaten "with his mouth and eyes crooked".

It is also said that robbers "have a way to steal", and girls generally don't rob, but there are exceptions. One day, "The most beautiful flower in Pittsburgh is the pride of China people", and the news that Xiao Xia, a beautiful woman in medical school, was robbed came.

There are two versions of this beautiful little summer robbery, but Wang Xiaobo believes the second one the most.

The first one.

Xiao Xia and her husband came out from the movie at night, waiting for the bus, when three black robbers suddenly appeared and wanted to see their wallets. They're all big guys with guns in their hands. Of course, there is nothing to talk about if such people want to see it.

The second one.

Xiao Xia and her husband wait for the bus in the deserted street at night, but the bus just doesn't come. At the station, there are three big black people wearing angry clothes, singing and dancing there.

Although they don't have guns in their hands, they are not carrying rocket launchers and machine guns on their shoulders, but tape recorders, but they also make Xiao Xia and his wife "inexplicably tremble."

In a word, they have been discussing one thing from the beginning: ask? As a result, you didn't ask, and they finally asked.

Excuse me, are you going to rob?

The other party was stunned first, and then smiled and said, yes, it is robbery.

You must have seen our wallets, right?

The other person laughed even harder and said, look, look, of course, take it out!

So Xiao Xia's wallet, no doubt, was seen by others.

China students don't have credit cards. They always carry cash with them. "They have a very good reputation for robbery.". Naturally, "more and more people are robbed, as if all the robbers in the United States have arrived in Pittsburgh", but "the robbery situation is less and less mentioned", which is of course "curious".

At this time, it seems that only one brother surnamed Jin is very dissatisfied.

Brother Jin is old and qualified to say that you young people can't.

Because you are Korean, you can say that you Han people are too timid.

Because I used to run past armed robbers with a tripod and a camera, and you were the only one who felt uncomfortable and had to be next to me.

It just doesn't stop Wang Xiaobo's condescension. For a time, he hoped that Laojin could meet the robbers.

Although I don't expect Lao Jin's life to be in danger when he meets an armed robber, I also hope that he can still give us "a model of a young man who is not afraid of violence" at the gunpoint of the robber.

In this case, this hope seems to be well realized, so one day, someone saw the robbed laojin in front of a shopping mall. "My hands are shaking at sixes and sevens and my throat is purring, which is totally abnormal."

What Wang Xiaobo said is all in his article "Talking about thieves outside the country".

Because his writing is often unconstrained and unreliable, I always have to be very vigilant when reading his articles, just like a robber looking at a wallet, worried about being cheated.

But unfortunately, I was fooled again and again, and I was fooled this time.

I thought this old Kim was also a silver spear, but I never expected that the robber he met was like this!

Lao Jin was going to the vending machine to buy a bottle of coke. Suddenly a robber jumped out of the vending machine and shouted robbery! Pay! The robber was only twelve or thirteen years old with a small screwdriver in his hand.

Is there such a bully? You can't do it without Bruce Lee, can you? It turned out that Lao Jin was not frightened that day, but angry.

According to Wang Xiaobo, since Pittsburgh caught two robbers who robbed Xiao Song, the situation has been very good, and there are no more robbers. This is really gratifying.

But then I saw the robbed man and said that when I met these two guys, it seemed that there were only two bad guys in Pittsburgh, which made people laugh and cry.

It's amazing that we are used to other people's bad habits and our own.

This reminds me of an incident that happened when I was a teenager.

One night, there was a robbery in our place. The robbers were several teenagers. They are from the same village, where there are my classmates.

They stopped a tricycle selling vegetables on the road and wanted to see their wallets. The couple selling vegetables said they had no money, but they said it was absolutely impossible.

The couple selling vegetables finally said, let's go home and get it. The car and vegetables are here, and they agreed.

As a result, when the couple selling vegetables arrived with the people from the police station, they were still waiting there.

Our community wants to take a nap when watching the gate during the day, but it does its duty at night.

Liangshan heroes beat drums in their hearts when robbing in the deep mountains and forests. If they can't get it, they have to shout at once, but looking at people's wallets on the way when chickens and dogs hear each other and cars are coming and going is like being on their own kang.

These Xiong Haizi were very confident at that time. It doesn't matter. They dare not call the police and will not refuse to send money. This car and a car full of cucumbers add up to tens of thousands. Can they still refuse?

In short, they think people must get used to their bad habits, just like Rainbow Xiaobo in the park and Xiao Xia and his wife at the bus stop.

They are used to the people they are used to, especially their parents.

I don't know if there will be any old money who is not used to the problem. A kind of trembling is anger, a kind of shrinking is attack, and a kind of cowardice is intelligence.

Sometimes they even forget that there is a powerful force behind the weak called the police. The police disapproved of looking at people's wallets casually, so they made a big joke and spread it all over the countryside.

The couple who were not used to their smelly problems delayed their sleep.

Xiong Haizi, who is not used to it, has already got married and had children, and took the whole family to a well-off life. Once someone mentioned it, they all grinned and scratched their heads: fortunately, I didn't see my wallet that time.

I mean the same as Wang Xiaobo, but my story ends differently from Wang Xiaobo's.

I don't know if everyone is not so used to it. Can you see if Xiong Haizi will become less wallet?

Words? Nine crows

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