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On the short message blessing words of the Mid-Autumn Festival
On the Mid-Autumn Festival message blessing words
1. The diet of the Mid-Autumn Festival is usually steamed buns, dumplings and steamed bread, and seasonal fruits such as apples and pears are eaten after meals. Lingxian County is the only exception to call the Mid-Yuan Festival Pinzui Festival.
2. When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, it's time for you to pay attention to safety. If you want to avoid monsters, there are ways. At that time, as long as you meet any suspicious person, you can read out the exorcism order loudly: I love you!
3. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is phosphorescence in front of the grave, ghosts are scattered, wandering in all directions, ghosts are crying and howling, earth-shattering, shadows are approaching, dry hands, horrible head and pale face, and gently say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
4. Two ghosts are swimming in the Mid-Autumn Festival. First, let's arrest some people. Second, you are a goat. I'm not interested. Why don't I make a few threats? One: stupid, there is a charge. Second: a miser.
5. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I will draw a peach symbol and send it to you by SMS. A protective talisman, can turn evil into good luck; An auspicious symbol can turn adversity into fortune; A health charm protects against all diseases; A happy symbol, always smiling!
6. On the Mid-Autumn Festival on the 15th of July, every family pays homage to their ancestors, and when offering sacrifices, they salute like a ritual, drink wine for three rounds and set off firecrackers, and put on a feast to celebrate * * *, and keep a memorial service year after year to commemorate their deceased relatives!
7. You should go out on the Mid-Autumn Festival: call each other nicknames. Avoid being called by "that" he (she), and pay no attention to being called, we didn't hear it. Don't pat others on the head and shoulders. Otherwise, it's easy to get caught. OK, you can go out!
8. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a figure-as charming as the devil; Life is as wonderful as magic; Ability-as powerful as the devil; Career-as successful as the devil; Wealth-shining like a magic star; Happy Halloween!
9. The Mid-Autumn Festival has always been unusual. It's not cold in the midsummer of July. At the ancestor worship with Qingming Festival, good friends wish to share with them. The summer heat will disappear as soon as possible, and the autumn will be cool. I will be in a good mood when I have no troubles, and I will have a happy and happy time!
1. The riddle of the Mid-Autumn Festival: What comes and goes without a trace, can be gentle and rude, long or short, can be silent, and can appear at any time. Guess what? It's just a short message. Oh, I asked it to accompany you for Halloween.
11. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, kids teach you to succeed: no matter whether you are a ghost or not, there is no distinction between "ghost" and "ghost" in your work. As long as you persist and "ghost" is working hard, you will definitely become an official and a ghost, and your husband and wife will be honored.
12. How to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival? Watch some ghost movies, tell some nonsense, make some ghost fires, put out some ghosts, play some tricks, and play some tricks. As long as you are not obsessed with ghosts, ghosts and gods will shelter you forever, and happiness will fool around with you for life.
13. If a festival passes through customs, the ghost festival will pass through the gate of hell. Drink a cup of water first, and forget all the troubles in the world. Drink another bowl of ecstasy soup, and all the depression will be ruined. Catch a trip to the city god temple again and get a red envelope with joy. Happy Halloween!
14. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a happy ghost to teach you the road to success: whether you are a ghost or not, there is no distinction between "ghosts" and "ghosts" in your work. As long as you persist and "ghosts" are working hard, you will definitely become a "ghost" with great wealth.
15. Don't forget the Mid-Autumn Festival, the Chinese virtues are grateful, remember your ancestors' achievements, send you a bouquet of Huang Juhua to mourn your grave, and you will be remembered forever. Please remember the Mid-Autumn Festival, a traditional festival in China, and don't forget to pay homage to your ancestors and sweep their graves with flowers on this day.
16. "SMS wishes you three yuan in a row: the champion in the imperial examination, good luck will accompany you to get rich and get silver dollars, and happiness and health will increase your vitality. May your beautiful dreams" """can" ""yuan ""make the Mid-Autumn Festival bring you a dream come true! "
17, Mid-Autumn Festival, remembering old friends, meeting each other several times in my dream; Send thoughts, with mountains and rivers, flowers, red willows and green rivers; Cherish tomorrow, * * * forge ahead and forge ahead hand in hand; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, don't sink. Hold your head high. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
18. Burn incense, remove dust, and offer sacrifices to ancestors in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Eat fast, read Buddha, and cross the undead to heaven. Take a bath and change clothes. Traditional festivals should be kept in mind. Mid-Autumn Festival, SMS, chicken soup for the soul for you!
19. Sister Furong came, and she made a big S-shape. Xifeng came, super confident and shocking; I believe you should be bold when you see the above two sisters-Mid-Autumn Festival, let the demons dance around, and your happiness is up to you!
2. Ancestors are haunted, looking at their hometown, the road is far away and the mountains are high. Bring trouble, Mid-Autumn Festival, leave beauty. Autumn chrysanthemum is elegant, quiet and often accompanied by dreams. The courtyard is deep, the trees are silent and poetic! Ancestors bless you, friends bless you, and happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
21. Today is Ghost Festival. Let me offer you this "crafty" and "weird" blessing: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
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23. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. May you always be a happy ghost with a smile. Healthy and beautiful like a devil; Good luck is often a lucky ghost; Promote your career and be a smart card; Everything goes well and be a happy ghost. May you be rich and expensive all your life and be happy with you!
24. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, ghosts and gods warned: Don't whine in singing, talk nonsense, do things in a weird way, and be a man in a strange way, so that ghost days will be far away from you and a happy life will surround you forever.
25, there are all saints in the west, wearing a pumpkin is called a kid; China has Zhongyuan, and when the ghost door opens, ghosts come out together. There are differences between Chinese and western cultures, and their humanistic cultivation is different. Zhongyuan meets a happy ghost. May you have a good time.
26, like smoke and fog, there are countless feelings; Like rain, like a note, I wish to gather; Picturesque, a little bit of beauty becomes fun; A mountain like a road, painted as a lofty future; Grass, like wood, can turn happiness green; If the wind is like a complaint, we will cross the friendship. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
27. Thinking about the heat is cool, thinking about the past now, the mountain is high and the water is long; Sorrow and joy, tears, love and hate, and many roads in life; Mid-Autumn Festival, offering sacrifices to ancestors, looking forward to the road ahead: more joy, no sorrow; Good luck, never stop.
28. Short messages bring cool and refreshing days; Miss faint, gently rippling on the lake; Breeze slowly, quietly blowing away your worries; Summer chrysanthemums are blossoming, what you can't hide is your flowery smile. When Zhongyuan arrives, I wish you to look down on the past, see all the scenery and be happy around you every day.
29. On July 15th, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Terror messages come to your side. Happy ghosts will accompany you all day. Lucky ghosts will help you choose lottery tickets. Naughty ghosts will make you smile. Healthy ghosts will keep you healthy. Cute ghosts will make you fall in love. Prick The Ghost will make you happy. A smart ghost wishes you a happy dream. Wish: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
3. The seventh month of the lunar calendar is a time when ghosts haunt you. Do you always feel that someone is following you? No matter what you look at, you can't see it. To tell you the truth, it's the happy spirits, lucky spirits and peaceful spirits who collectively wish you happiness ~
31, July and half, Mid-Autumn Festival, worship the ancestors first, and pray for the gods to bless you: GREAT GHOST kids and ghosts are far away from you, and it's difficult and small, and the sufferings have nothing to do with you, big and small, everything goes well, adults and children, and the whole family is safe.
32. You look uglier than a ghost, and when you sing, the ghost is paralyzed. When you turn around, ghosts run away, and when you stamp your foot, ghosts run away. When you laugh, ghosts make you pee, and when you cry, ghosts hang themselves. Everyone regards you as the leader in exorcism on the Mid-Autumn Festival!
33. Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, a traditional ghost festival. I beg for this symbol for you, to ensure your good luck and great success. Good health and family happiness, all evils do not invade eternal peace. When you get what you want, you will be blessed when you receive it.
34. Chrysanthemums spread all over the paradise road, paper money turned into butterflies, and it was once a day of ancestor worship. I only wish I would dream for a long time and never wake up. Memories will haunt me, and feelings will increase. Don't forget my old friend on the Mid-Autumn Festival. I hope you will cherish your beautiful life now and be happy forever!
35, today's Mid-Autumn Festival, more ghosts and gods thank humbly; Thanks to the ghosts and gods, I wish to the gods: I wish to work smoothly and make more money; Second, I hope that family harmony is really happy; Three wishes for good health without illness or disaster; Fourth, I wish my friends a sweeter life than honey.
36. I don't want to frighten you by pretending to be a ghost. Let my mobile phone greet you for me. May all monsters stay away from you, and good luck and happiness accompany you. I am afraid of the dark at night, and I will protect you forever. Happy Halloween, not afraid to pull!
37. Today's Mid-Autumn Festival is a traditional Ghost Festival. I beg for this symbol for you, to ensure your good luck and great success. Good health and family happiness, all evils do not invade eternal peace. When you get what you want, you will be blessed when you receive it.
38. When you are bored, make a face. Blink a ghost eye when you are happy. When thinking, come up with a ghost idea. When having fun, a trick comes up. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, you are haunted! 221 greeting message about the Mid-Autumn Festival
Singer: Everyone must have heard of this question, if you want to stay in the morgue for one night! What three things are you going to bring? This is the way to play single-player activities. The tools you can choose to bring are peach swords, pillows, game machines, cigarettes, quilts, microphones and headphones. But only one item is allowed here. In the fixed mortuary (private room), there will be countless ghosts (super scary) coming to you. How long you can persist depends on your heart. The contestant who persists for the longest time wins the final victory. The prize is the ultimate membership of KTV for 2 years, the consumption box is free, and the consumption of drinks is 5% discount.
1. Mid-Autumn Festival "Ghost" Oath: Never be a cheapskate, never be a daredevil, never be a troublemaker, and try to be a fun guy. Happy Ghost Festival!
2. I will give you a gold ingot, but you don't want it; Send you a hundred-dollar bill, you don't want it; Send you my sincere heart, you still don't want it, but you have to say it is made of paper and burn it. Why is it so abnormal today? It turns out that the Mid-Autumn Festival has arrived!
I miss you when I see you and I don't see you, but I still miss you after a long time. When the weekend comes, I give you good words: the world is pessimistic, be happy as a companion, have no regrets, be at ease, and wish your friends health and happiness. Have a nice weekend!
May the Mid-Autumn Festival be filled with spring breeze, your family cares about you, your love moistens you, the God of Wealth favors you, and your friends are loyal to you. I will bless you and the star of luck will always shine on you!
carrying the banner of "missing", loading the weapon of "offering love", shouting the slogan of "being together" and marching into the heart of "lover", I have always wanted to tell you that I have secretly fallen in love with you, and the true confession on Valentine's Day: I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
3. White clouds are fluttering, taking away my thoughts of you; Light a wick for you, and the smoke fills the air, telling my grief for you; Pieces of burning paper are my true feelings for you; I have never forgotten you; Breeze slowly, I care about you; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the tradition of offering sacrifices to ancestors and relatives in China has been passed down from generation to generation.
4. This is a terrible message, and it is even more terrible when it is received on this special day today. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you are timid, you'd better not read it, but read it without advice, right? Then you're welcome! Scared you, huh? In fact, I just want to say to you: Happy Halloween!
5. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival. I'll tell you the scariest ghost story ever. If you have a bad heart, don't read it. If you think it's tolerable, don't turn it down, because the name of this story is: I'm kidding!
After the New Year's Eve and the Lantern Festival, I look up at the moon with many wishes: First, I wish your family well; Second, wish your parents a long life; Third, may your wife be pretty; Fourth, may your children be filial; May you be the god of wealth; I wish you a high position; Seventh, may your troubles be thrown away; Eight wishes for your happiness; Nine, may you be safe; Ten wishes for your happiness!
the autumn wind is rustling with green leaves, and the layers are chilly and cool. The bright moon is far away from the horizon, and Hongyan goes home to send her thoughts. Parents are reluctant to stay in their hometown, and their feelings are often attached. Mid-Autumn Festival is surrounded by nave, and the country, the country and the people are looking forward to it.
6. Lu Xun: There are no ghosts in the world, but there are more people who believe, so there are ghosts. Napoleon: A ghost who doesn't want to scare people is not a good ghost. Confucius: Isn't it dizzy that ghosts come from afar? Gu Cheng: The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to go to hell. Dante: Pretend to be your own ghost and make others afraid. Me: It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the fun guy will find you!
7. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival. If you walk alone on the road, you suddenly feel something is wrong. There are chills coming from the back of your neck, and your throat seems to be pinched. Don't be afraid. It must be because you put your clothes on backwards!
just receive this message; If you are busy, don't come back; I bless you, just know; Today is you, as long as you are satisfied; Remember to reply to me once in a while; Just laugh after reading it. Happy winter solstice!
8. Look behind you, the shadow drives; Look at your bedside, midnight ghost; Listen to the ghosts crying and howling outside your door; Think about your dream, skeletons are everywhere; After the Mid-Autumn Festival, you are more courageous.
Mid-Autumn Festival greeting message: In October, it is round and round, and the moon cakes are sweet and sweet. The goddess Chang 'e will make the stuffing, the baby Yutu will be busy making the skin, the moon will sprinkle Yin Hui as the cover, and the stars will make the rope.
9. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a hundred ghosts walk at night, sending you blessings: the rich ghost wishes you a wealth of money, the happy ghost wishes you happiness, the smart ghost wishes you every success, the safe ghost wishes you a pleasant journey, the healthy ghost wishes you a strong body, the lucky ghost wishes you a dream come true, and even I, a naughty boy, wish you happiness forever!
1. Don't make faces, you can't see in the dark; Don't talk nonsense, you lose your worth; Don't play tricks, or you will be cheated; Don't play tricks, you may be teased. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't pretend to be a ghost, so let the happy guy accompany you!
11. You are a happy ghost, and happiness goes with you; You are a smart card, with good luck; You are a naughty boy, flying around; You are a troublemaker and never tired. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you meet a rich ghost and cling to each other!
12. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I'd like to remind you to be secretive, but you should watch some ghost films, tell some ghost stories, play some tricks and tricks, so as to meet your identity as a smart guy!
13. If you are tired of studying, you will return to the exam once; Tired of employment, the interview can't find the north; Tired from work, always working overtime is very tired; Tired marriage, noisy to heartbreak; Don't be a man, be tired, and be a fun guy if you want to do it. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
14. SMS blessing is in Zhongyuan, which is a bit sweet for exorcising evil spirits and relieving summer heat. Happiness is around you, and happiness is full of joy. Everything turns into money smoothly, and life is comfortable and secluded. Family harmony is a little idle, talking and laughing. Qinqi calligraphy and painting into their homes, elegant and refined, enviable. Happy Zhongyuan, heaven and earth!
15. The seventh month of the lunar calendar is a time when ghosts haunt you. Do you always feel that someone is following you? No matter you look left, right, front and back, you can't see anything? To tell you the truth, it's a happy ghost, a good luck ghost and a peaceful ghost who collectively wish you happiness ~
16. Autumn wind is floating, and Zhongyuan is here, sweeping graves to worship ancestors; Autumn sunshine, Mid-Autumn Day, chrysanthemum flowers send grief; Autumn rain falls,
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