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My friend's mantra is: you want to be beaten! "I don't know what to say, you have a strong answer, but don't hurt your feelings.
1. If you want to make fun of him and make him sweat, you can put your arms around him in some strange situations and say in a super loud voice, "Dare ~ ~ You are so violent ~ I like it ~" (you need a certain concentration).
Bold type:
2. Give a long laugh at the sky, and then shout directly, "Have character! I like it! You can hang out with me in the future! ~"
Direct type:
3. Pose as Huang Feihong and shout: Bring it on!
Counterattack type:
4. Dude, what's the matter? Self-motivated again ~
Kind-hearted:
5. Pat your chest. Come on, make your fist harder. I'll vent for you! Tell me who hit you when you're done venting.
Tang priest style:
6. Wukong, don't be naughty! Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang ~ Only you! ....
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