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My friend's mantra is: you want to be beaten! "I don't know what to say, you have a strong answer, but don't hurt your feelings.

Type of deception:

1. If you want to make fun of him and make him sweat, you can put your arms around him in some strange situations and say in a super loud voice, "Dare ~ ~ You are so violent ~ I like it ~" (you need a certain concentration).

Bold type:

2. Give a long laugh at the sky, and then shout directly, "Have character! I like it! You can hang out with me in the future! ~"

Direct type:

3. Pose as Huang Feihong and shout: Bring it on!

Counterattack type:

4. Dude, what's the matter? Self-motivated again ~

Kind-hearted:

5. Pat your chest. Come on, make your fist harder. I'll vent for you! Tell me who hit you when you're done venting.

Tang priest style:

6. Wukong, don't be naughty! Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang ~ Only you! ....