6-word funny sentence

1. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

2, guest officer, are you staying at the hotel or staying at the hotel? I have a bowel movement.

3. I was young. What about you? Are you old?

4. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf.

5. It is not necessarily a good thing that all people stand on one side, for example, they all stand on one side of the ship.

6, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ...

7, you said ... you like me? Actually ... I started ... actually, I also ... well, I told you, actually, I liked myself.

8. As a typical failure, you were really successful.

9. When I was a child, I just learned to ride a bike, but I ran to the street before I knew it. When I saw an old man walking in front of me, I felt I was going to bump into him, so I shouted, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there for a moment without moving, so I turned around and bumped into him. The old man stood up and said, you are aiming.

1. If there is 3W, do you think it is better to buy a Mercedes or a Ferrari?

reply: it's best to buy 3 second-hand Otto and hire 3 drivers to drive behind you, in an S-shape for a while and in a B-shape for a while.

11. Smile more, and watch out for emotional colds on cloudy days!

12. I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep!

13. Lu Yao knows that the horsepower is not enough, and people will see it for a long time.

14. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

15. I never hold grudges. Generally, when I have a grudge, I report it on the spot.

16. Don't cry at my grave. Dirty my path of reincarnation.

17. Well, Manager Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, not even an expensive computer.

18. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

2. When a cannibal went to work, the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a cleaner and was immediately found out. The sentiment is: Never eat people who really do things.