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On the road, I met a disabled person crossing the road with a cane. I think it is really dangerous for him to be so slow. I hurried to help him and said, "Uncle, let me help you cross the street." He shook his head: "No, no, I can do it myself. Thank you, young man. " "Nothing, uncle, I'm not busy. Let's go with you. " After that, he leaned on crutches in both hands. "You see your legs are not good. How inconvenient it is to hold such a big guy! "

The fox is a male and the rabbit is a female. The fox took a fancy to the rabbit and wanted to stab it. He invited the rabbit to drink for the first time. The fox stung the rabbit when he was drunk. The fox wanted to stab again and invited the rabbit for the second time. The rabbit got drunk again, and the fox bit the rabbit again. The third time the fox invited the rabbit, the rabbit said he wouldn't go if he was killed. Drinking wine hurts. .......