Ask a few jokes that will make my lovely wife happy.

1. The chick threw herself into the mother hen's arms with a red certificate: "Mom, you said you would tell me who my father was when I got the first place in the exam ~" Mother hen knew that the chick had been curious about the mystery of her life for a long time and decided not to hide it: "Son, you are a competitive chick, and your father is Watt."

Panda said, "My dream is to take a color photo in my lifetime." Bao Zheng sighed, "You are so greedy. I just want to take a black and white photo. "

3. Zhan Zhao caught up with the assassin, subdued him with several moves and rushed back to Kaifeng. Gongsun Ce met Zhan Zhao and said, "Lingyang Zhan, you are absent-minded! Just now you went after the assassin, and another assassin who was lying in ambush on the roof immediately rushed into Bao Gong's room! " Zhan Zhaoxin was surprised: "Are you all right? ! "Gongsun Ce looked at the dark clouds covering the moon in the sky and said," Fortunately, Lord Bao used his quick wits to take off all his clothes. The assassin thought he was gone and left. "

4. Zhan Zhao excitedly said to the shouting person, "Don't worry, Lord Bao is a good official who can't find lanterns!" Bao Zheng listened and said angrily, "Zhan Dashuai, is this official that black?"

5. Go out with a pack of poker and be hungry until noon. The king said that someone should get something to eat. As a result, you pushed me and I pushed you fifty-four. Finally, Liu Xin said, I suggest that Sanshe get something to eat! Mei Huasan jumped up and shouted, why me? Six hearts say: plum blossom three lane!

6. Today, my friend asked me, "The king is a baby, strong!" I said without hesitation, "Your Majesty was the best since he was a child!" "He shook his head and said three words:" Wang! " I knelt down at once.

7. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew by, it thought it was snowing and froze to death. ...